Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Can you link/clip where he said this?

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I'm gonna do a Sober January, Like Cecil does. need a reset after lkast night, wew

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[waffle]

So on like January 3rd were going to see a "model making stream" where all the glue is suspiciously in this plastic bag?

"I said sober January, that means no drinking and no drugs. Come on guys, glue isn't even a drug guys... it's like a solvent, or something *sniffs the baggie*".

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[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Catgirl Tyranid

Fun fact about the movie. The out of focus close up in the bar where George is praying was chosen because Frank Capra really liked Jimmy Stewart’s portrayal of George at the end of his rope.

Nick is absolutely the guy who will get alcohol poisoning from boofing liquor because he ignores all the warnings about how it absorbs differently.

I’m honestly waiting for the bodycam footage of him stumbling out of a car and the tails of a tampon poking out of his underwear after a wild night at a Gay Underwear Party.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Get ready for the coke can boys!

I'm going with water bottles that make glass noises.

 

[Kopasea]

Fun fact about the movie. The out of focus close up in the bar where George is praying was chosen because Frank Capra really liked Jimmy Stewart’s portrayal of George at the end of his rope.

This was also the first movie Jimmy Stewart did after getting back from WW2. He was dealing with a lot of PTSD and pain from losing his friends.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Decided to let my image generator flex its imagination. Do with these as you wish, kiwibros. This is how AI sees Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

Spoiler: Respect Page Space

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

a contract to get his dick sucked 800 times

He must have confused his contract with Drex

 

[Goofy Logic]

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I get "Saturn eating his son" vibes from this one.

 

[Anticipointment]

Can you link/clip where he said this?

Longer clip on Elissa Clips channel.
Check out how much weight Ty has lost. He said he had to loose weight because of health reasons.

he should actually be watching “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

a Wonderful Life

A Wonderful Life is trash!

A Wonderful Life is a good one. It is a good movie.

Sounds like he’s itching to be on the market himself and prove how easy it is.

It is easy. And hilarious! Its hilarious to woo and romance girls at a bar and then never take them home. It’s the funniest thing in Nick’s life.

Dating in your 30s can be tricky depending on what you're looking for, but dating in your 30s/40s as an alcoholic single father of 5? Good fucking luck, Balldo Man.

Just buy some drunk six a banger beverage. Why is this hard?

Also, guys, why aren’t you in a pool having sex right now?

Nevermind, pool sex is terrible. God awful. A lie.

Apologies if mobile formatting is fagged up. Lmk if something needs to be fixed.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Balldo nowadays looks like he's turning into Spoony

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Can you link/clip where he said this?

https://youtu.be/cUG4z2o5ROg?t=1304

I'll create a clip later if @elb does not.

He also said it might turn into sober Feb. WHO KNOWS?

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

He is going for a sober January. TAKING ALL BETS

Isn't he supposed to be Catholic? Wouldn't Lent be a better time to do this sort of thing and much easier for an alcoholic like him since he would have his entire religious community there for support?

 

[Thugnificent]

Balldo nowadays looks like he's turning into Spoony
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How'd you get that full pic of Mandy?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I sincerely doubt he can do a sober month from a medical perspective. He is clearly at the level of alcoholism he needs medical assistance to quit cold turkey otherwise he will start hallucinating and drinking lava lamps.

 

[Fapcop]

A lot of drunks can do sober stretches. But they’re usually miserable and will slam down shots at the first possibility.

If Nick doesn’t appear on the first of February with a bottle in hand crowing about how he doesn’t have any issues, since he didn’t drink a whole month, and proceeds to get shitfaced on stream, I’ll detract anything I said about him being an alkie.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Isn't he supposed to be Catholic? Wouldn't Lent be a better time to do this sort of thing and much easier for an alcoholic like him since he would have his entire religious community there for support?

Nick's grand parents were the die hard Catholics, his parents were practicing while letting their kids find themselves, and Nick is a raging degenerate who corrupted married into a Protestant family.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he uses his drinking as an excuse to get back at the haters. He is someone who can't take even an iota of criticism and it shows, he reads this thread everyday and it gets to him. If you say he's annoying, he will be extra annoying. If you say he's drinking too much, he will drink even more. He is spiraling just to get back at his detractors. It is such a typical spoiled-kid response, I've seen it countless times in life. Trust finds can buy houses but not character.

That's why it's funny and it's why he's a lolcow providing free entertainment for us at his own expense. Dance, monkey, dance!

Ralph never really had any chance in life: he stumbled into massive success and reacted to it exactly like a ghetto rich wigger would.

Ralph's "massive success" still involved living in a decaying shithole with his dying mother.

- The Balldo is just a joke people took too seriously.

The Balldo IS just a joke, but the joke's on him, and he's the only person who took it too seriously.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Isn't he supposed to be Catholic? Wouldn't Lent be a better time to do this sort of thing and much easier for an alcoholic like him since he would have his entire religious community there for support?

At this point, Catholic in name only. He only espoused Christian values fairly early in his streaming career, before the balldo corrupted him.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's chat attracts thr best:

MrStirFry99 "driven away all the good people in chat!"

I like how he implicitly admits that he and everyone else left there are complete and utter dregs.

He took it so lightly, he actually tried it on his wife...

He was only IRONICALLY sodomizing his wife with his balls in a weird cuck cage while his limp penis flopped around uselessly.

So, he’s going to the vodka soaked tampon up the ass trick?

Putting. A booze soaked. Tampon. Up my ass. Is not. "Drinking."

 

[Neetorino]

Gonna get my bets out before I fall too far behind. Obviously, there's no way Nick makes it the whole month sober. He might cope about "one drink isn't enough" or some shit, or give a "Field of Greens demands I take it with the vodka for their sponsor segment!" Anything to shift his alcoholism away from the forefront. There's no way he does it, especially since he seems to get over half his daily calories from the Whiskey. "My diet demands it" yadda yadda yadda he's an alcoholic and just like ralph won't make it a week before reseting the clock.

Oh and with his Provigil intake, it might be harder to tell if he drank before the stream even began, so keep that in mind too.