🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

Also, according to Cog (who talks to Faith's mother), Ralph did pay the child support he was behind on

When was this? In the past few days?

 

[Jim jones lives]

When was this? In the past few days?

On or about the 27th. It was after Christmas.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Every time Ralph tries to boast about anything, someone should post the audio of him abusing Mantsu with his precious white baby screaming in the background. And no, muh substance abuse doesn’t excuse his behavior. GFYS Ralph. Pay your debts you massive faggot.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Every time Ralph tries to boast about anything, someone should post the audio of him abusing Mantsu with his precious white baby screaming in the background. And no, muh substance abuse doesn’t excuse his behavior. GFYS Ralph. Pay your debts you massive faggot.

Here's an easy sharing mp3 of the incident. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[EyeGuy]

Seeing as he's about to make an anchor baby with a Mexican Jewess hooker, in net terms Ralph can only brag about one white kid.

 

[Fornicario]

Seeing as he's about to make an anchor baby with a Mexican Jewess hooker, in net terms Ralph can only brag about one white kid.

You know he's desperate when Ralph needs to be an anchor baby daddy. January should be quite amusing.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

You know he's desperate when Ralph needs to be an anchor baby daddy. January should be quite amusing.

You're just jealous of his active beach going lifestyle.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A bit of a crossover. Ralph is desperate to be in the Fishtank and carve himself out a bit of relevance complaining about it.

IT'S OVER
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Link

 

[P0LYBIUS]

A bit of a crossover. Ralph is desperate to be in the Fishtank and carve himself out a bit of relevance complaining about it.

Low chance. Sam Hyde said he doesn't like Lolcows

https://youtu.be/QA1AySar3n0?feature=shared&t=128

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Low chance. Sam Hyde said he doesn't like Lolcows

Yeah but what does he say about LolCHADS?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Low chance. Sam Hyde said he doesn't like Lolcows

https://youtu.be/QA1AySar3n0?feature=shared&t=128

Yeah, but it would be fucking legendary. Not only is there no chance Reethan would actually win, he would be trolled so hard by the audience, and by Sam himself, that he woukd quit, most likely literally crying, within days. I wish that Ralphy Walphy was desperate enough to try and that Sam was enough of a genius to let him. God damn but it would be fucking GLORIOUS!

 

[Fornicario]

You're just jealous of his active beach going lifestyle.
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Not even Montezuma's Revenge can fix that fat distribution.

 

[Beavis]

Not even Montezuma's Revenge can fix that fat distribution.

I’m in “ralph used ozempic and stopped eating for a few months.” Camp.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Yeah but what does he say about LolCHADS?
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God, that picture is awful

 

[Elmo]

God, that picture is awful

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It's all terrible IMHO

 

[Fannyscum]

Happy New Year from Los Ralphs:


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If only you knew how bad things really are:

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Happy New Year from Los Ralphs:
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If only you knew how bad things really are:
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broo that's a nigguh, I think he's called Mexican Andy stateside

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

It looks like his Señorita has more manlier and muscular arms than him, also her shoulders look broader than his.
He is starting too look an obese lich.

Does she have some kinde of issue with her tendons or nerves in her right arm? Why is it always up in the air?

 

[Rage Pig]

Happy New Year from Los Ralphs:
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If only you knew how bad things really are:
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Going for the gross sex tourist look, well played sir. Told her to at least pretend to embrace him with her left arm after getting embarrassed by her body language on the last happy couple pic.