Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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sorry I’m mobilefagging right now :oops:but guys look at this 10 minute video of a poner defending cannibalism.



I honestly turned it off after five seconds but I found the pedo stache and the girly 2000s top hilarious and thought you people might, too 8)
 
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Earlier in the thread there were pics of a pooner talking about the secret rules among men and the male codex and other unhinged childish shit like that and it makes me wonder how many of these girls are actually medically insane or just have extreme arrested development and see the world as a 10yo would despite most of them being well over 20.
As a man it's definitely bizarre to see what they think masculinity is supposed to mean on an abstract conceptual level, which to me is what really makes this thread a "zoo" as per the title. The sheer lack of common sense definitely smacks of arrested development, but then it could just be that they're so immersed in the fetishistic ideology/thought exercise of autoandrophilia that they end up conjuring elaborate fantasies of what life as a heccin' valid BroKANG totally has to be like through their yaoi-poisoned female lens and get upset when reality fails to conform to their delusions. I guess I'd chalk it up to a combination of cult-like fixations and the psychological effects of juicing up on test making them retarded in this specific way.
 
I'm precisely saying women don't care about their looks anymore, tons of them are obese, not fat, medically obese, as in "they are gonna cut your feet before you're 40"-obese.
I did a quick look up the stats. Usa is ~40% obese. More so than where I am. Men and women.

I don't see the world where you live. I do not go on onlyfans, or tiktok, or any of the stupid social media where men purposefully go to only to feel moral outrage about "death fats" when there's better things to do.

All I see are the odd lolcow and normies that men still complain about because there's a hair out of place, there's a zit, theres a tattoo, there's always some fucking problem, and you wonder why some women don't bother trying to please them. And for what prize? Getting lusted over sucks. Some women uglyfy themselves on purpose either because men can't quit bitching or they are fed up with the idea of being wanked over.

And for once and for all, girls -which I am trying to bring you to- shouldn't have to worry about being attractive to boys. If the idiots here are obnoxious the boys at school are literal shitheads. Never worth it. They have grades to get.

Being attractive to online idiots is a scam. Sorry about your obesity problem in the usa. If you gave a fuck you'd all shut up about fuckability or who you'd rather bang or having ten pages discussing a stupid zit, quit onlyfans and start a job as a chef making food that is isn't some salt-soaked clown food, and get a life. But as you don't, no.
What kind of insane upside-down world are you living in where this happens?
Uhhhh... Literal upside down-land?

I exagerrate, but I expect there's at least some prison time or penalty or something. As opposed to girls who resort to pooning out or cutting or whatever because it's clear they get nothing in the way of compensation.


If not, then I apologise - genuinely this time - I had no idea it was this bad over there.
 
So I was browsing Reddit, looking for some tax and lulz to bring back to the farms, when my Pooner senses started tingling.

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Note the classic pooner move of writing 5000 words when a guy would have written a sentence or two.

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Ah! Hearts and rainbows… Constant apologies and references to her feelings. Very manly!

At this point I’m thinking…

1: Where are her parents and/or caregivers?
2: Is she retarded? Or merely a teenager that somehow got her tits chopped?
3: There’s gotta be some good stuff in her posts.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shai:

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Why are they all so fat?! I'm at the point where i think that the obesity-related hormonal problems play a huge role when it comes to pooning out. It's either waifish bpd wrecks who do it for attention or fat hambuloceti, i hardly see women ITT that i would consider having a normal bodytype.

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Pooner jailed for rape by deception

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Two years? Come the fuck on, was one year, eleven months and 29 days of that a discord "relationship"?
 
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Little dood puts on her "most manly man outfit" to go shopping at the mall and gets misgendered correctly gendered immediately
Six months of T and still got this much of a soft, womanly baby face? I would look if the Dr. or some of the male nurses in the practice she goes to got suspiciously swole over the last six month.
God I hate pooners so much. Imagine wasting thousands of dollars to become the roided up manlet that everybody thinks is pathetic. Nothing is worse than them talking about how heckin totally pubescent they are dood.

I know MTFs are more hideous on average but nothing annoys me like pooners. Maybe it's because I'm forced to live with one and see all the mental illness and roid rage first hand. And don't fucking get me started on how eager they are to try and compete and 'out manly' you with some retarded arbitrary hallmark of 'manliness'.

Like my pooner sister started drinking beer. Does she like beer? No. It's all because it's so heckin manly dood!
 
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Ay dios mío...

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Are variants of Theodore even that common in Spanish-speaking countries?
About Spanish names: Hispanic pooners tend to use names such as Mateo, Diego, Julián, or just borrow english names such as Zach, Richard, Michael or Vincent/Vinny (although we already have their spanish equivalents: Ricardo, Miguel and Vicente). They're fucking copycats of american pooners.
 
sorry I’m mobilefagging right now :oops:but guys look at this 10 minute video of a poner defending cannibalism.


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I honestly turned it off after five seconds but I found the pedo stache and the girly 2000s top hilarious and thought you people might, too 8)
"cannibalism good because muh colonialism bad" is a take so delusional only a pooner could have it
 
Ay dios mío...

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About Spanish names: Hispanic pooners tend to use names such as Mateo, Diego, Julián, or just borrow english names such as Zach, Richard, Michael or Vincent/Vinny (although we already have their spanish equivalents: Ricardo, Miguel and Vicente). They're fucking copycats of american pooners.
How do you say "too many chromosomes" in spanish?
 
"cannibalism good because muh colonialism bad" is a take so delusional only a pooner could have it
Especially as they were attempting to 'eradicate the cultural practice' of cannibalism in Papua New Guinea because they were getting infected with Kuru, a horrifying transmissible spongiform encephalopathy similar to Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Because of those 'Evil Colonisers' the last incidence of Kuru in Papua New Guinea was in 2009 and this was only because of the incredibly long incubation period. There have been no cases since and scientists are hopeful that the disease has been eradicated in Papua New Guinea.
 
Especially as they were attempting to 'eradicate the cultural practice' of cannibalism in Papua New Guinea because they were getting infected with Kuru, a horrifying transmissible spongiform encephalopathy similar to Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Because of those 'Evil Colonisers' the last incidence of Kuru in Papua New Guinea was in 2009 and this was only because of the incredibly long incubation period. There have been no cases since and scientists are hopeful that the disease has been eradicated in Papua New Guinea.

SJWs accidentally make the case for why colonialism was a good thing, or at the very least, the lesser of two evils.

Say what you will about those evil white colonizer chuds, a lot of the civilizations they subjugated absolutely deserved it.

Whenever woketards whine about colonizers, I just assume that they support cannibalism, human sacrifice, child marriage, sexual slavery, shit-eating, etc. There's no horrific practice they won't excuse just because they hate white people that much.

This is your autistic digression for today.
 
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