I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

[Administrator]

>If you're trying to take away someone's ability to legally work, generate revenue, and create content - you're not trolling them
What work? DSP hasn't had a job in over 15 years.

Any way, for the list of Phil's lolcow moments in the past year:

• Side Scrollers interview
• SF6 rage
• Adding fake insults to his own modem to pretend someone at Comcast hacked into it
• Releasing his cringy reaction channel and acting like he never had a problem with them
• Going viral on Twitter for having his shitty TOTK gameplay compared to vtubers doing better than him
• Starting beef with LowTierGod only to be completely insulted into never wearing gaming T shirts on stream again
• Got a cold on Halloween and complained about it for weeks

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

There's no way I'm going to eat shit every day to keep this site up and then eat shit just trying to talk to people on the site. If people want to leave and goon in some Discord or start their own forum and deal with the lawsuits and FBI subpoenas, go for it, but I'm not going to sit here and take shit from a bunch of fucking retards every time I post in one area of my site.

Really this whole feud continues because you say fuck the DSP detractors, they say fuck you, and it's just going to get nastier and nastier, it's a retard war over absolutely nothing. It's tahxic, it's to the point where you have grown a hatred for anything DSP related, and the detractors could well be pissed off at you, it's drama that isn't needed.

DSP barely ever gets messed with. He is the luckiest lolcow of them all. The very rare time something happens it is an anon, someone from Twitter/Reddit/Youtube (DSP related Youtube channels have their own massive communities), or it's a scorned fan of the pigman himself. In the last 4 years you have the bankrupcy, WWE Champions, bank leaks, banned from streamlabs/elements, Twitch departnering, Superhound (possibly that fag Britbong) taking down detractor channels, the Sidescrollers stream, Comcast router editing and I think that is about it. If something like these events happens then of course it will get talked about here. But not a single one of these were organized here on the farms.

Kobes gets sent doordash everyday and the thread here isn't blamed on it. Ralphs emails were leaked, was the community here blamed? Lolcows do stupid shit, people on the wider internet do stupid shit back to them, a lot of what lolcows do is based on what the internet does to them, it's just the way it is. It's very rare to find a cow that is only observed by the internet. DSP is the same deal, and a lot of what happens to Phil is his own doing. He is the one that wanted to go on stream with other content creators an tell his story, he is the one that got himself stuck in that Sidescrollers stream.

Clearly a lot of people find Phil entertaining and that is why he is the biggest lolcow of them all. You could say he helped grow the farms during the 2010s because of that. I came to the farms around a decade ago because of him. He may not have a big event every day, but not every cow needs to be as busy as Ralph, sometimes the smaller things like salty gameplay or begging can be funny as well.

As far as I have seen the DSP sub here is well behaved. It's the other communities that have some bad elements in them. The Twitter detractors have been taken over by rainbow fags that report phil for "racism", and some of the Youtubers are really gay, but then every lolcow is surrounded by faggots outside of the farms. That is why it is so important to keep the culture the farms has and not turn it into a place where people fear that they will get banned at any moment like we all do on the rest of the Internet. If you learnt anything from Hearts of Iron IV it's that even if you have a grudge against a faction sometimes the diplomatic option is the better one.

 

[Administrator]

The comcast thing is fake until proven otherwise and the bankruptcy was years ago (and surely most here disavow that despite it providing good info)

 

[UaineRunei]

I'm seeing a lot of "people there hate Phil" when talking about the subforum. But I'm just curious: if I go to, say, the Ethan Ralph subforum, am I going to find some people that hate him there? Or it's just a DSP subforum thing?

 

[Harm]

Ethan Ralph is a sex offender domestic abuser.

Phil begs for money from retards while playing video games poorly.

Hating one makes vastly more sense than hating the other. That seems like "whataboutism" anyways.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

But it's the same shit every day, how does that not get up getting on your nerves after a while?

He is like Ralph, yeah he has his funny moments but if you watch the daily "highlights" it's rare for anything of value and very samey.

I don't watch/read it every single day but whenever I do I'm always glad it's there. It's like coming home to watch one of your favorite TV shows in the evening. You can always know what to expect from Phil with some occasional movie special kinda fuckups once in a while, and overall I find him goofy as fuck.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Honestly Null, for your own peace of mind - is there not a way for you to just .zip the DSP part of the farms, hand it over to someone else, and you can wash your hands of having to deal with it ever again on your farms?

I'd rather have such an archive treasure trove of information be accessible, instead of being threatened by someone who is not willing to tolerate its existence.

I realise there's likely a LOT of complications in my suggestion - but I feel it's for the best, if possible.

 

[Product Placement]

I'm seeing a lot of "people there hate Phil" when talking about the subforum. But I'm just curious: if I go to, say, the Ethan Ralph subforum, am I going to find some people that hate him there? Or it's just a DSP subforum thing?

The Ralph sub form is now mostly threads about other people, rather than just different topics on Ralph himself. So avoids the level of autism DSP subform seems to have.

Won't say it's free of autism however, just far less than DSP sub forum right now.

 

[Null]

DSP barely ever gets messed with.

bro you are a legit fuckin retard if you think this.

Here's how this shit works: usually, if a lolcow manages to deal with trolls, they will get bored and leave. However, DSP's trolls never got bored. It's a similar case study to Wings of Redemption; they're often associated with each other for good reason.

DSP and Wingo were highly volatile, reactive lolcows for years, resulting in some of the most primo triple-A content in the history of the Internet. In a way, it was like a drug. Imagine someone gives you a bump of the finest Coco ever made. You want more. Imagine they give you that for years and then start cutting you off.

After years and years of giving, DSP and Wingo got older and more stable. They didn't really get smarter, they just got more tired and mellow. Even in prison, hyper-violent murderer thugs get mellow at 40+. Senior offenders, even crazy violent ones, will chill.

But there's a problem: the cottage industry still needs that content. They need that primo AAA shit again. But DSP and Wings will never provide that. They're aged, they're over 30, and their minds are geared towards stability and long-term planning more than they were in their roaring 20s. You will never, ever get Wings dogwhimpering or DSP chimping out at a Tekken event again.

So you have all these people who know that DSP and Wings can be trolled into doing funny stuff, and they mistakenly think that they can beat it out of them again even though they're older, different people now. So they try to ramp up the trolling, eventually getting the government involved, trying to report any little crime they can think of, trying to get the IRS to do their bidding, eventually trying to break into bank accounts and routers to force that reaction, force that primo AAA content. And it'll never happen. It just becomes a miserable cult chasing after good times that wont come again.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Wonder how long until DSP A-logs piss Null off again and he takes his decision back and deletes the sub forum

DSP has always come across as a boring fatty and I stopped following the drama surrounding him years ago because it's the same shit, not only that but he somehow attracts detractors that are just as if not more retarded than him and as someone that's observed a couple of those channels they really do believe DSP is this ultimate evil that needs to be stopped and it's bizarre

 

[Waifu Days]

Some trolls are fueled by hate boners. Phil and other lolcows, just like boners, need down time if you're going to have up time. DSP is bound to do something retarded soon enough. Watch and wait.

 

[Grub]

The intrigue of him, to me at least, is that hes been playing games professionally for well over a decade, and yet has never improved his ability above dog-shit

So basically like any games journo.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

I'm just waiting for the ban waves so I can watch the second round of bitching.

 

[McMitch]

If you’re going to try have a gotcha moment at least do the bare minimum.

Bro he streams everyday, he plays multiplayer games and gets his ass absolutely handed to him while behaving like a neanderthal.

Nigga, how much of that varies beyond “Wow, the game controls lagged,”? How much of this interview covered any information his board hasn’t covered for a thousand posts already?

I agree, but only because DSP occupies the same “boring as fuck degen streamer” role that BossmanJack and Rekieta do. Somehow the latter two are the biggest most importantest cows on the site and this one isn’t. What’s the fucking difference between them?

The difference is that BMJ and Rekieta haven’t been having their downward spirals for over a decade and a half. They’re funny because all this is still new. If BMJ is still punching holes in the spare bedroom of his parents’ house or if Rekieta is still an alcoholic telling us he doesn’t care in 2040, then they will be in the same position DSP is today.

Ultimately, as unfair as it may be, the DSP board will always get hit by guilt by association to the line-crossing alogs. What doesn’t help your case is responding to null with hostility every time he gets dragged into the board.

Every time the spotlight gets out on you, it’s because some retard tagged null trying to be funny. Every time this happens, you retards are told by other users that antagonizing null, regardless of whether or not you think he’s being fair, just makes you look bad.

Yes, it’s unfair that he thinks so lowly of the DSP board, that you’re guilty by association. So’s the rest of the site. But the other users respond by buckling down and giving as little reason as possible for whatever “authority” is denouncing the site to do so.

Null’s assessment of your discourse is accurate: DSP is talked about as way worse a person than he actually is. The justification for doing so is weak: they’re still adults willfully giving money for a product they wish to support, regardless of how retarded the product or the supporters are.

tl;dr Some of you faggots are cool: don’t come to the DSP Board tomorrow.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Nigga, how much of that varies beyond “Wow, the game controls lagged,”? How much of this interview covered any information his board hasn’t covered for a thousand posts already?

Hey, people seem to like Chantal saying the same shit on every stream, BossmanJack losing all his money and hating his fucking life every 5 minutes and Rekieta saying more dumb shit while drunk. Different strokes for different folks.

How many more trannies behaving like sex pests that want to kill themselves do you need to see before it gets boring? People attach themselves to cows they find interesting and funny.

 

[UaineRunei]

Hey, people seem to like Chantal saying the same shit on every stream, BossmanJack losing all his money and hating his fucking life every 5 minutes and Rekieta saying more dumb shit while drunk. Different strokes for different folks.

How many more trannies behaving like sex pests that want to kill themselves do you need to see before it gets boring? People attach themselves to cows they find interesting and funny.

And here's the thing: it's fine if you like anything that you mentioned in your post.

Wanna watch Rekieta drink on stream for the 1000th time? Go for it.
Wanna watch BossmanJack saying "I've just lost it all. Well, goodnight guys. Fuck my life" for the 100th time today? Sure, it's funny.
Wanna watch troons just making stupid reddit threads talking about their girl-cocks? Of course.

Phil is unfunny to you? Well, there's people that still watch him and have a laugh anytime he says/do something stupid. There's nothing wrong with it and if you disagree, that's fine. Just don't watch him.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Phil is amazing.

Sometimes when I'm going about my business, I'll think about DSP and it makes me smile. I would drink gin with him, even though he'd probably behave really strangely the whole time.
He's like a dopey animal who was malnourished during infancy leading to slight mental retardation which you initially find offputting, but which endears you over time.

If loving Phillip is wrong, I don't want to be right.

After years and years of giving, DSP and Wingo got older and more stable. They didn't really get smarter, they just got more tired and mellow. Even in prison, hyper-violent murderer thugs get mellow at 40+. Senior offenders, even crazy violent ones, will chill.

But there's a problem: the cottage industry still needs that content. They need that primo AAA shit again. But DSP and Wings will never provide that. They're aged, they're over 30, and their minds are geared towards stability and long-term planning more than they were in their roaring 20s. You will never, ever get Wings dogwhimpering or DSP chimping out at a Tekken event again.

And they might have younger, newer lolcows to move on to but of course then it winds up like that Daniel Larson dude where he's constantly surrounded by gen Z idiots who can't seem to stop themselves from shitting in their hand and smearing it all over the walls, desperate to be a part of the origin story of the next Chris Chan.

This current crop of people don't understand what a lolcow is to begin with, and even when they manage to identify one they're too spastic to handle it.

People online in general nowadays are just way too fucking gay to have nice things.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Some trolls are fueled by hate boners. Phil and other lolcows, just like boners, need down time if you're going to have up time. DSP is bound to do something retarded soon enough. Watch and wait.

DSP does something retarded every single day though but it's called boring because everyone needs the extreme IP2 stuff now or they are not interested in what happens on the internet. And then when something big does happen somehow it is blamed on the KF detractors and Josh and the rest of the farms don't want to talk about it and they also call it boring.

Every single lolcow has retards and faggots around them, but it's only an issue when it comes to DSP for some reason. Even Cyrax detractors are not considered as bad somehow it's mind blowing really.

Was Kat returning as a fat whale not funny? We have not seen her in 5 years and she comes on looking like a a bulldyke that has won a year long feedpass to the local buffet. Instead it's considering boring and then because people got excited here by the fat Kat the sub gets locked down. So either it's boring or something happened so it is bad.

Really I do wonder if Mike Clum or DSP himself is emailing Null or someone here asking for things to be done to the sub. The entire internet is full of faggots but weirdly it's this one cow that is the issue. COG gets a goon to beat up Ralph, forum laughs, everything is fine. Some anon gets Phil's bank statements and posts them here, people look at it and are astounded by what he spends money on, suddenly DSP detractors are the devil again.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Panko breadcrumbs in his cabinet being infested with some disgusting beetle hive

Does anybody have a link to this story? This sounds hilarious.

 

[Null]

Really I do wonder if Mike Clum or DSP himself is emailing Null or someone here asking for things to be done to the sub.

Then leave? If you think I'm selling out just fuck off. I don't need a paycheck to call a spade a spade.