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[BobbyBriggs69420]

Should have labeled it as girl dick and they would be thrilled.

Hands of 3 males in the promo photo, puffy pink hand in the redditor action shot, this checks out.

 

[indomitable snowman]

ATT: FARMERS. Like most covidiots on Reddit, this lady is totally unable to be verbose and NOT write a minor essay on what could be summed up in a sentence or two. So I’ll do it for her: She made her husband isolate, and he’s a bit annoyed with it.

Got COVID before, got vaxxed and boosted at every opportunity, mask everywhere, and isolate, yet still concerned about the coof. I was told all of the above things were scientifically bulletproof to stop you from getting COVID.

I would pity the husband, but he's accepted and encouraged this insanity by going along with it after 4 years now.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

You have these covidiot predditors freaking out about getting a cold and then you have me who has never had a Fauci-ouchie and I smoke pretty much a pack a day. I've had a grand total of two colds and missed one day of work from the beginning of the plandemic to today. Using their logic they should take up smoking a pack a day of full flavor cigs to prevent covid.

 

[Sniperwoof]

You know what I hate most about reddit? Every redditor is ravenously thirsty for le heckin updoots so every fucking post is this incredibly obnoxious mix of ironic self deprecating humor and whacky zany monkycheese randomness intended to farm upvotes

It reminds of Lowtax's "humor" back in the day, it is fucking unbearable to read.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

You know what I hate most about reddit? Every redditor is ravenously thirsty for le heckin updoots so every fucking post is this incredibly obnoxious mix of ironic self deprecating humor and whacky zany monkycheese randomness.

It reminds of Lowtax's "humor" backn in the day, it is fucking unbearable to read.

Here's your updoot, sir.

In other news, tranny furry porn addicted groomer sub /r/peepeeshart is now back up after getting raided by the sharty, they've instituted a karma floor to be able to post. I also saw a pretty funny post on how to "spot a soyjack.party [sic] user" by noting that they... post soyjaks. I've been OOTL for a while so reading up to speed has had my entertainment for this evening all sorted out.

 

[Fapcop]

You have these covidiot predditors freaking out about getting a cold and then you have me who has never had a Fauci-ouchie and I smoke pretty much a pack a day. I've had a grand total of two colds and missed one day of work from the beginning of the plandemic to today. Using their logic they should take up smoking a pack a day of full flavor cigs to prevent covid.

I smoke too and never had COVID.

This is going to be the most retarded health advice ever, but. One of the receptors targeted by the virus is a receptor that nicotine (and coffee) also use.

So there is a theory that nicotine can prevent COVID or lessen the symptoms.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

You have these covidiot predditors freaking out about getting a cold and then you have me who has never had a Fauci-ouchie and I smoke pretty much a pack a day. I've had a grand total of two colds and missed one day of work from the beginning of the plandemic to today. Using their logic they should take up smoking a pack a day of full flavor cigs to prevent covid.

That might be a good idea. I was potentially saved by swedish snus.

https://www.cebm.net/covid-19/nicotine-replacement-therapy/

Edit: whoops late on that ball.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Here's the zero COVID subreddit talking about a study for using transdermal nicotine patches to tread long COVID.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/12wo8a0/nicotine_patches_as_treatment_of_long_covid_jan/

Would be funny if a few of them got addicted to nicotine because they thought it fixed their long COVID but in reality the buzz mellowed their neuroticism.

I'm sure there's lots of interesting medicinal uses for nicotine that hasn't been fully explored yet. I doubt even Philip Morris would sponsor such a study though lol.

 

[AnOminous]

You have these covidiot predditors freaking out about getting a cold and then you have me who has never had a Fauci-ouchie and I smoke pretty much a pack a day.

Fun fact: smoking actually makes it harder to get COVID.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33420786/

I mean obviously you shouldn't take it up for that reason but it's ironic.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Fucking retards in our a&h thread were being contrarian like this too

I am not contrarian, I just believe any animals can be either pet OR food (if you aren't stealing anyone's), also dog people are braindead.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I mean obviously you shouldn't take it up for that reason but it's ironic.

Ah, excuse me? Covid is like Hitler's Genocide Incarnate! What do you mean I should take on a dangerous addiction to fight it?!

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I smoke too and never had COVID.

This is going to be the most retarded health advice ever, but. One of the receptors targeted by the virus is a receptor that nicotine (and coffee) also use.

So there is a theory that nicotine can prevent COVID or lessen the symptoms.
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Fun fact: smoking actually makes it harder to get COVID.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33420786/

I mean obviously you shouldn't take it up for that reason but it's ironic.

Holy fuck. I remember hearing this from some of my relatives in the countryside here in Brazil. Their claim was that smoking killed the virus, but the government wasn't saying anything because if people started smoking as a way to avoid Covid they would end up trading one bad flu for a addiction and possible cancer down the line so a lid was put on it.

Yet another proof that the bell curve meme is real.

 

[ForTheHoard]

If anyone is keeping track, add 2 more to the list of unvaccinated smokers that only ever got it once.

 

[Fapcop]

Ah, excuse me? Covid is like Hitler's Genocide Incarnate! What do you mean I should take on a dangerous addiction to fight it?!

You could always just vape

Here's the zero COVID subreddit talking about a study for using transdermal nicotine patches to tread long COVID.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/12wo8a0/nicotine_patches_as_treatment_of_long_covid_jan/

Would be funny if a few of them got addicted to nicotine because they thought it fixed their long COVID but in reality the buzz mellowed their neuroticism.

I'm sure there's lots of interesting medicinal uses for nicotine that hasn't been fully explored yet. I doubt even Philip Morris would sponsor such a study though lol.

Besides (possibly) COVID, you can also add dementia/Alzheimer’s and a particular kind of breast cancer to the list of medicinal uses for nicotine.

I was part of a medical experiment way back in the day where they tried to figure out why smokers are less likely to get dementia.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy fuck. I remember hearing this from some of my relatives in the countryside here in Brazil. Their claim was that smoking killed the virus, but the government wasn't saying anything because if people started smoking as a way to avoid Covid they would end up trading one bad flu for a addiction and possible cancer down the line so a lid was put on it.

I don't know if they figured out why, but I think the prevailing idea was somehow the tar coating in the lungs made it more difficult for the spike protein to do its thing.

 

[Resident Knievel]

Something I think is worthy of note is that ArchwizardCJ (some drama farming sloptuber) has been stalking the comments and posts of Noodle (some guy he made a video on) because Noodle removed a tangential aside that added nothing from a quote in one of his videos. So he starts stalking the comments of that video and is still arguing to this day.

About the same time that video went live, he made a post on r/hbomberguy and got absolutely trashed. He’s been fighting there for 15 days, even after claiming he “gave up immediately.”

Also he’s just a faggot because he types like he’s trying to hit the word count on an essay. Figured it was worthy of note. Link to the post below.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hbomberguy/comments/18t7k5t/massive_ytber_caught_spreading_lies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

He’s still there. Still fighting. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Also he’s been in Noodle’s comments for just as long calling people retards and autists.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Actually, the easiest way not to get skid marks is to wipe your ass.

No the real answer is to wear dark underwear. Real life hack.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found this gem on a subreddit for people who can't handle the fact that people eat meat.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Found this gem on a subreddit for people who can't handle the fact that people eat meat.

I forgot it was about veganism by the 2nd paragraph. I was getting very heavy school shooter manifesto vibes.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I’m not sure if it was posted in this thread, but I went down a rabbithole when it came to an alleged famous child actor admitting that he was invited to get drunk and high at parties hosted by adults in Hollywood:

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If it turned out that the kid who was famous for expecting nothing and still being disappointed was being groomed in adult Hollywood circles, then this will turn my favorite childhood character memories upside down.

I don't want it to make sense but it fucking does. This is sadly a very common story but man Dewey didn't deserve. I did a google search about him but still not much afterwards which doesn't really confirm much of anything because if he lived quietly that would be all the same when it comes to nothing being mentioned.