Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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So someone Doordashed him 4 large bottles of Vodka. Something I noticed is that the delivery woman just handed it to him. No verification or license/ID scanning. I don't know if the rules are different in Wyoming, but where I am, if you doordash liquor, you have to have your ID scanned by the app before you can complete the delivery. Just something odd I noticed.

Also, between the order costs and fees, I would estimate these people spent between $200-$250 on deliveries for Cobes during this stream. Shopping orders like the liquor or pet crap command higher base pays than just fast food orders. Just for the Vodka, those are about $15 bottles. $60 for the vodka, I am going to guess at least $20 for the fees (and maybe tip). So that vodka order alone easily cost that person $80+. It never fails to amaze me at how dumb these people are, but hey it isn't my money.
 
So someone Doordashed him 4 large bottles of Vodka. Something I noticed is that the delivery woman just handed it to him. No verification or license/ID scanning. I don't know if the rules are different in Wyoming, but where I am, if you doordash liquor, you have to have your ID scanned by the app before you can complete the delivery. Just something odd I noticed.
The vodka didn't come from doordash, he said it came from the same alcohol delivery service he normally uses, which is why he recognized the delivery girl and was so pressed over it at first. Not sure what the service is, probably this Jackalope Delivery company, but it used to be Windy City Deliveries before they shut down. Both companies look like local Casper businesses, so I'd guess they are just way more lax on verifying identification. Or the girl delivers to Josh so much, she already knows he's of age. I don't know why he doesn't/can't use doordash for booze though.
 
The vodka didn't come from doordash, he said it came from the same alcohol delivery service he normally uses, which is why he recognized the delivery girl and was so pressed over it at first. Not sure what the service is, probably this Jackalope Delivery company, but it used to be Windy City Deliveries before they shut down. Both companies look like local Casper businesses, so I'd guess they are just way more lax on verifying identification. Or the girl delivers to Josh so much, she already knows he's of age. I don't know why he doesn't/can't use doordash for booze though.
He probably can't use Door Dash for liquor. In my area you can get beer and wine delivered but not booze, you gotta go to a state ran store for booze. No clue what it's like in Wyoming but that's what I assumed.
He had been trying to keep the delivery place secret for awhile now. I think he was worried people would start calling the company and telling them not to deliver to him. Boy is so scared of leaving his hovel these days.
 
I like how he’s putting it on the phone company for sending him a phone that isn’t durable enough. Talking about how he feels cheated by the weak durability as if it was a faulty product. He’s acting like it broke when he dropped it on carpet or something when in reality he full on punched the screen multiple times with rings on. Boglim logic: I lost my temper and took it out on an inanimate object because I don’t have self control and the emotional maturity of a child BUT the REAL people to blame here are the ones who sent a phone not durable enough do endure me punching it and I feel cheated

When I was drinking over the 8 years I was drinking I broke 1 phone, lost another, and killed a laptop IN 8 YEARS.

He's broken so much stuff I am honestly shocked that Clint still even bothers replacing them even if they are old er devices like a 8 or 9 they still cost money, I've got my old iPhone 11pro as an emergency backup phone I keep stashed in my away bay bag incase I forget my phone, lose it or it becomes useless in some way looking at it that's £390 at CEX (uk electronics pawn shop / 2nd hand shop), the oldest is a low end iphone 4 for £20 but for something he can install a newer version of the YT app on (security requirement of YT) a seres X in grade B is £150

He's going through 2 phones a year on average, sometimes more. Even Lord Silly Nipples would have to complain about that - I was actually impressed his old CRT TV lasted as long as it did, I guess it's a testiment to how reliable the technology was towards the end.

Both at once, you're just a dunce. i don't really know

As someone who used to do that daily, Dunce is underselling it a tad... Fucking Retard comes close but seems to lack something.

I don't know if the rules are different in Wyoming, but where I am, if you doordash liquor, you have to have your ID scanned by the app before you can complete the delivery.

The vodka didn't come from doordash, he said it came from the same alcohol delivery service he normally uses, which is why he recognized the delivery girl and was so pressed over it at first. Not sure what the service is, probably this Jackalope Delivery company, but it used to be Windy City Deliveries before they shut down. Both companies look like local Casper businesses, so I'd guess they are just way more lax on verifying identification. Or the girl delivers to Josh so much, she already knows he's of age. I don't know why he doesn't/can't use doordash for booze though.

You see this is something I've noticed is the drivers mostly just know him now and I think some of them must just not bother especially if it's from a less easy to get noticed from a regulatory POV or some loop hole, lets them get away with this.

I know this is the UK an delivery of even anything close to spicy requires ID, but if you order from them directly ONCE an then pass an age verification check (maybe named delivery I'm not sure, or takes it down to just signed for) they can then ship to you without an age an proof of ID being a requirement, so I'll order some Sulphuric Acid get Aged Checked, then order again they can send it without proof of age.
So if that exists here I can see something like that existing in the US.
 
He's broken so much stuff I am honestly shocked that Clint still even bothers replacing them even if they are old er devices like a 8 or 9 they still cost money, I've got my old iPhone 11pro as an emergency backup phone I keep stashed in my away bay bag incase I forget my phone, lose it or it becomes useless in some way looking at it that's £390 at CEX (uk electronics pawn shop / 2nd hand shop), the oldest is a low end iphone 4 for £20 but for something he can install a newer version of the YT app on (security requirement of YT) a seres X in grade B is £150
Cobra buys his own phones. He also only buys iPhone 6 because it fits his cobra case.
 
Cobra buys his own phones. He also only buys iPhone 6 because it fits his cobra case.

OK I'm now wondering how he's still able to use 2FA then that's not able to access anything even close to a modern app off the app store anyway, and the way Googles 2FA works is weird with the apps or the legacy ones anyway according to a few Developers I know anyway.

Also, Why am i not surprised he's buying them specifically for a really retarded reason.
 
Do they make tard resistant phones?
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So someone Doordashed him 4 large bottles of Vodka. Something I noticed is that the delivery woman just handed it to him. No verification or license/ID scanning. I don't know if the rules are different in Wyoming, but where I am, if you doordash liquor, you have to have your ID scanned by the app before you can complete the delivery. Just something odd I noticed.

Also, between the order costs and fees, I would estimate these people spent between $200-$250 on deliveries for Cobes during this stream. Shopping orders like the liquor or pet crap command higher base pays than just fast food orders. Just for the Vodka, those are about $15 bottles. $60 for the vodka, I am going to guess at least $20 for the fees (and maybe tip). So that vodka order alone easily cost that person $80+. It never fails to amaze me at how dumb these people are, but hey it isn't my money.
You should see the guy that spent $300+ on a stupid DoorDash grocery order on Christmas Day and didn’t even send it to the right apartment if you haven’t already
 
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