🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Telemeter]

Doesn't Ralph have so much debt and bad credit there's no way for him to get a place in the US? If he leaves Mexico I assume he'll head to southeast Asia.

Lets not forget, Ralph now officially also owes taxes to Mexico as well, as the idiot decided to pursue a residence and has been there for over a year.

 

[porkWellington]

Someone keep an eye on /cow/. I wouldn't be surprised if he drops revenge porn on Pantsuela.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Isn't she in Bongland?
If Ethan Ralph ever tries to trot his way into London, you know he'll try to rebound with Nora or court the local Brits, such as Fatima and Jacqueline.

she claims to be in russia last time i checked. in reality she is probably still in bongistan.

though it wouldnt be out of the impossible for her to fly to her true love ralph. for a while now she has been making off hand remarks suggesting she is interested in ralph romantically.

You don't take pictures with hookers.
You don't date hookers.
If you wanna do something nice for a hooker call her a taxi after you are done, DO NOT FEED HER.

Is this a fat guy thing? First boogie taking them to Disney and shit and now Ralph doing this, Hey Ralph if you read this try Thailand next time and apply the rules I set for you up there.

not bad rules. and thailand certainly would be cheaper for hookers than the us. not sure how price point compares to mexico, but im willing to bet it is cheaper.

 

[Sithis]

Guys there is a non zero chance we'll get to see Ralph try to illegally border cross on fox news

 

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

based faifai

The redemption arc nobody was expecting

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh my, Deni’s been DMing with Faith too? This is about to get juicyyy.

I guess this confirms things. She was reaching out about Ralph trying to figure out what was what to a degree.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone keep an eye on /cow/. I wouldn't be surprised if he drops revenge porn on Pantsuela.

I wouldn't be surprised if she drops revenge snuff on him.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Thank god the Chiefs won or otherwise Ralph might have taken a L this week

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Guys there is a non zero chance we'll get to see Ralph try to illegally border cross on fox news

Someone should make a WANTED sign. Or UNWANTED ackshually.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

If he feels any real danger he’s coming back to the states. Child support be damned.

See, that makes sense and is what a reasonable person would do in such a situation, which means that there's still a chance that he might decide to stay cuz guess what bitch he ain't scared!

HE'S SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FLEEING
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I DID NOT HIT HER! IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S BULLSHIT! I DID NOT HIT HER! (Throws cheap whiskey bottle) I did not. Oh hi Marcos!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

All the Chiefs haters need to apologize. When the Chiefs win, Ralph looses.

At this rate, I don't know if Ralph lives the two weeks until the Superb Owl.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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Like fleeing to Texas will stop the cartel lol.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

This is going to be what finally kills Jim, he’s going to keel over laughing.

This is the only shit keeping Jim alive, he can't bear to miss what happens next.

 

[Muppetstudios]

The irony of a former member of America First having to sneak in across the border

 

[Fornicario]

Hope he really paid up on the Ralphatruck. CBP will repo a car on the border. They might confiscate it anyway. No current registration or insurance.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

The irony of a former member of America First having to sneak in across the border

he is just following in the footsteps of nick fuente's extended family.

 

[Bummer]

This fat wigger pig deserves to get torn apart by cartel dogs but I don't think it will happen. I think null just saved a life with six words in xitter.

 

[Telemeter]

There are a few ghost towns on Route 66 in Texas with plenty of free real estate for Ralph squat in

Never gonna happen, Ralph is terminally online, a no internet would kill him killer faster than xanny withdrawal.

 

[THATSNOTTRUE]

This is getting so dark.

 

[Fornicario]

though it wouldnt be out of the impossible for her to fly to her true love ralph

It is impossible. He has a felony on record. Refusal is automatic without a clearance letter.

Edit: Sorry, misread the post.

This is getting so dark damn funny.

FTFY