Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Damn he's grilling him.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Metokur just shat heavily on Rekieta for forgiving Ralph after brutally offending his wife and kids lmao

 

[kurosawa]

One of the Metokur segments on Rekieta.

@Sewer Rat - this clip? I was definitely behind on the stream.

this man has been realigned - he's a yestergay...

I always appreciate an IASIP reference, especially from the seasons when they were really good.

- He likes 'Nazi bands' like Sabaton that capture 80's and 90's Heavy Rock.

I also have to add my disdain for this. The only recent controversy with Sabaton that I can think of is when they released Carolus Rex, which was the story of Sweden's Charles XII and did meet with some REEEing. Also one of the best bands I've seen live. They're also considered power metal, not 80s/90s rock.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"You'll die alone and the only people who will be there are conmen & grifters."

"That's fear they internally, because they end up like you. They are scared they slip off the end and become you."

 

[Sewer Rat]

One of the Metokur segments on Rekieta.

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I always appreciate an IASIP reference, especially from the seasons when they were really good.


I also have to add my disdain for this. The only recent controversy with Sabaton that I can think of is when they released Carolus Rex, which was the story of Sweden's Charles XII and did meet with some REEEing. Also one of the best bands I've seen live. They're also considered power metal, not 80s/90s rock.

do you have the latest Nick mention? was like 5 minutes ago, was roasting Nick for forgiving ralph like a bitch despite ralph shitting and insulting nick's kids and wife

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think the legal spending on Monty would be the "tell" that he is in real financial trouble. If he seeks more affordable representation or settles the case, that would suggest money is getting tight.

That is another tell to watch. I think he will put more toward that vanity suit because of ego, though, so there might be other, smaller signs. I will be watching his LOCALS streams with interest where he seems to sperg more.

The only recent controversy with Sabaton that I can think of is when they released Carolus Rex, which was the story of Sweden's Charles XII and did meet with some REEEing.

Fucking WHY!?!?!? I could understand someone disliking a tribute to some more infamous historical figures, but Charles XII is pretty obscure outside of Scandanavia.

 

[Captain Manning]

Metokur just shat heavily on Rekieta for forgiving Ralph after brutally offending his wife and kids lmao

He should. Everyone should roast him for that. That was beta as fuck. What husband and father would put up with that?

Rekieta does whatever Masterson tells him to do. It's pathetic.

One of the Metokur segments on Rekieta.

Well, I imagine Sparky's Tech Corner is over the moon tonight. Congrats.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This sounds like one of the young ones may have attempted self-deletion.

You are all window licking morons to accept what this lying piece of shit says at face value. He always uses his kids as a shield for not doing his job. He was off on a booze and drug fueled bender and blew off his job for multiple days.

 

[Strix454]

Fucking WHY!?!?!? I could understand someone disliking a tribute to some more infamous historical figures, but Charles XII is pretty obscure outside of Scandanavia.

Inside Sweden, Charles XII got adopted by the far right. And like alot of other places in europe, if you make one thing illegal, certain groups will use another nationalist symbol to represent what they can't openly display or celebrate. They celebrate his birthday because they can't celebrate that OTHER birthday. The use of him by these far right groups and overreaction by their opponents ends up making any historical discussion of Charles XII difficult because it always becomes a polarized discussion about other things than Charles XII.

 

[Captain Manning]

You are all window licking morons to accept what this lying piece of shit says at face value. He always uses his kids as a shield for not doing his job. He was off on a booze and drug fueled bender and blew off his job for multiple days.

I see what you're saying, and I agree he could just be using his kids as an excuse again, but...

I still want to believe something got rammed too far up his ass.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Inside Sweden, Charles XII got adopted by the far right. And like alot of other places in europe, if you make one thing illegal, certain groups will use another nationalist symbol to represent what they can't openly display or celebrate. They celebrate his birthday because they can't celebrate that OTHER birthday. The use of him by these far right groups and overreaction by their opponents ends up making any historical discussion of Charles XII difficult because it always becomes a polarized discussion about other things than Charles XII.

Oh man, that's rough. Over here, we can't celebrate Josh's birthday either.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I see what you're saying, and I agree he could just be using his kids as an excuse again, but...

I still want to believe something got rammed too far up his ass.

There is no such thing as too far up Nick's ass. He could have squatted on a jar....

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I also have to add my disdain for this. The only recent controversy with Sabaton that I can think of is when they released Carolus Rex, which was the story of Sweden's Charles XII and did meet with some REEEing. Also one of the best bands I've seen live. They're also considered power metal, not 80s/90s rock.

That was their last good album which actually is power metal, and since we know Nick has bad taste in music, he probably doesn't like it. Or maybe he does like it since it had their guitarist who did time for CP, Nick loves hanging out with pedos.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick had a chat about Vic's case and owing over 300k USD. He hasn't heard anything about it. They sent him the ruling.

I wonder if he will come back to talk about it?

Inside Sweden, Charles XII got adopted by the far right.

So mongoloids doing mongoloid things. People are stupid about history and everyone they don't like is literally Hitler. It is almost like people only know like 50 years of world history.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Nick had a chat about Vic's case and owing over 300k USD. He hasn't heard anything about it. They sent him the ruling.

I wonder if he will come back to talk about it?

I know it's TECHNICALLY not Rekieta's fault since he wasn't Vic's lawyer but every time I get an update on the case it pisses me off to no end.

 

[AltisticRight]

In 5 hours, we raised over 50% of our $75,000 goal. This prompted me to check out Balldo's fundraiser campaign.

https://archive.ph/LZT5o

The previous archive showed $12,259. How's that for his gloating about Kiwi Farms not having his band of paedophile shielding livestreamers on our sides?

So was the "family business" just him settling the lolsuit?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It's been a miserable week for Nicky Rackets. It started so well with getting drunk in the hot tub about to watch his wife lez out with a wine mom as he got his asshole blown out, but the Kiwi incel-prudes discovered the stream and started making fun of him. Then he got "sick" for three days and so did his family for whatever reason as he got made fun of AGAIN for his income for January being down 82%. He could only coax his audience into donating enough to make him take two shots for crying out loud! He got a shit contract/no contract at all with Rumble, and was reminded of his failures at fundraising again when that autist with no social skills Josh Moon raised in a few hours three times as much as he did in a few weeks, all without begging Nick to shine the Balldo Signal. And then even Daddy Jim, who he KNEW would take his side over Josh's, is making fun of him.

You've had a hard week, Nick, so best have a drink to cool off.

 

[daffodils]

that autist with no social skills Josh Moon raised in a few hours three times as much as he did in a few weeks

By now it's roughly five times as much, and that's with the volume limit.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Alternatively: Chief Runs-With-Bulls or Chief Sucks-On-Snakes

Chief Rode by Bulls
or maybe
Watches Bulls Rut His Wife

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

We are seeing all of the perfect elements needed to induce a monumental cope and seethe storm of epic proportions, coming right for Rackets' fragile ego. First the Kiwifund makes nearly 5x as much money as the Montegraph lawsuit fundraiser, in less than a 1/5 of the time. Now we have daddy Jim coming back from the smoke shop to shit on him getting catfished.

Its like how farmers used to do it back in the day, I just lick my finger and hold it up to sky and feel the wind a blowin'. "Yep, there's a big one coming."