Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[WeeGee]

He's more of a cartoon character than CWC, holy shit!
"No. Not doxxed, anything but that!" LMAO!

 

[KiwisAreCute]

I remember reading through this thread, feeling sad that the cow didn't produce more milk, and going about my day. Then solidmario made the decision to wake up the thread? To defend himself?
This is the sort of autism I live for.

 

[Lurkette]

@SolidMario

One time there was a dude in the YouTube comments section of a Dr Shaym video that kept arguing with people that it was not possible for someone to have a fear of propellers

He was still responding a year later, albeit to totally different people

Do you really want to be propeller man? Is this the hill you want to die on?

This hill made of tiny cartoon penises and incarnate denial?

Because I've done my good Samaritan deed for the millennium by trying to warn you away, so either way I'm good

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So why is he a horror cow, other than the fact he likes to read really disturbing erotica?

I thought this label was meant for confirmed paedophiles and other legitimately distressing individuals.

 

[DumbDosh]

So why is he a horror cow, other than the fact he likes to read really disturbing erotica?

I thought this label was meant for confirmed paedophiles and other legitimately distressing individuals.

Having an intense sexual attraction to bart simpson is legitimately distressing.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Having an intense sexual attraction to bart simpson is legitimately distressing.

It is, but it's not like we have evidence he's done anything more than solicit slash art and fan fiction.

I think the new Dramacow label suits him better because most of our exposure to him is him coming here and acting like a spaz.

 

[Pikimon]

Background: On a whim I decided to pose as a really unconvincing "hacker" and offered to take down SolidMario's thread(s) in exchange for dick pics. He delivered (horrifyingly)

I then told him to either stay the fuck off the Kiwi Farms for his own sake (as in dont come on the forums, dont email Null, and dont respond to anything ever under any circumstances) and I wouldn't leak his dick pics.

He reneged on this and not only continued posting but tried coming on the site on a alternate account.

Captures:

Spoiler: Click at your own risk

http://i.imgur.com/YZ7D5Dn.png

And yes I know this is borderline weening.

 

[Aquinas]

Fuckin lol

 

[Chan the Wizard]

7/10 on the lolcow dick scale
Kind of small, but decent. Good cut, not obese, trimmed hair, not bent at a weird angle, and no Prince Albert.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Remember folks, that's what he strokes when he gets off to Bart.

 

[r00]

"can i trust you on this?"

Fucking idiot...

 

[GZ 004]

The poor sick fool, if only he knew the world forgot about him and this thread was a thing of the past.

And now his dick is on the internet.

 

[CatParty]

@Dynastia new ammo for your sex pestering

 

[AA 102]

"it's for my personal usage"

 

[Cthulu]

That took literally no effort at all. lmao

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

If your dick is this small you should just kill yourself tbh

 

[An Ghost]

Really would have thought he was obese. Weird angle for the pic though.

 

[randomfarmer]

Bart's is bigger.

 

[Lorento]

Background: On a whim I decided to pose as a really unconvincing "hacker" and offered to take down SolidMario's thread(s) in exchange for dick pics. He delivered (horrifyingly)

I then told him to either stay the fuck off the Kiwi Farms for his own sake (as in dont come on the forums, dont email Null, and dont respond to anything ever under any circumstances) and I wouldn't leak his dick pics.

He reneged on this and not only continued posting but tried coming on the site on a alternate account.

Captures:

Spoiler: Click at your own risk

http://i.imgur.com/YZ7D5Dn.png

And yes I know this is borderline weening.

Why would you believe anyone on this site regarding getting threads removed? WHY?

 

[Michel]

Why would you believe anyone on this site regarding getting threads removed? WHY?

Three guesses.