Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Josh is going to get his soul sucked out of him

Well she got a little bit of his soul on her pants.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Also, why does she just start mimicking his voice out of nowhere and pulling a face? What did my boy ever do to you?

I actually think I know what she's doing. She's an old Chantal orbiter, and there's a woman who did impressions of both Cobes and Chantal that everyone liked for a while. Her impression of him sounds just like Cheyenne Jasmine's.

 

[lottalove]

The 8 days of Casper.
Day 4

 

[Van Darkholme]

As someone close in age to the hag, it's alarming how fucking old she looks. I could triple down on my blow and hooch intake and still look like early Justin Bieber compared to her, holy shit.

She looks like she in her later 40's, this is what drug and alcohol abuse does to someone and no kind of grave hag magick can prevent it.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm just tickled pink by the abundance of insanity on display right now. Now if only the cobes reddit would catch a ban hammer like the Larson one did.

 

[Slim Boglim]

They just fucked off cam that wet spot in the leggings is a boglim creampie seeping through hahah yessss

I made an epic meme but this dog pissing website won’t let me post it and I fear by the time it’s fixed it’ll no longer be relevant and IT’S PISSIN ME OOOOOOOOOFFFF!!!

IT. PISSES. ME. OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!!

(can finally fuckin post it) Jason Saunders coming in nicely toobz heheh yeeeeeessss

 

[Associate Rick]

She looks like Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow.

 

[Hennimore]

It actually annoys me how much this bitch does the jerk off hand gesture. It's like it's a tic for her or something with how much she does it completely out of context. You can tell she is tweaking when you start seeing it.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I like how the last 10 pages have been nothing but people posting about how gross and crazy NAL is lol

I mean granted, she is, but the people in Cobra's stream chat saying she's taking over his channel were more right than they realized since she's even taken over his thread.

 

[bonified retard]

"Where do ya work, Jess?"

"I don't work, and I live at home with my parents, so im used to seeing assholes with no life... and today is no exception ha ha ha ha."

 

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"Where do ya work, Jess?"

"I don't work, and I live at home with my parents, so im used to seeing assholes with no life... and today is no exception ha ha ha ha."

Cobes' grimace in that pic screams "if only you knew how bad things really are"

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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She looks like Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow.

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She could definitely stand to get beheaded

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Just noticed that the BOY is already at 90k, I have a feeling the over/under on tbe bogwitch doing something in the next couple of days to destroy his channel is very favourable, MDNWU.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Reddit is like 40/40/20 split. 40% have empathy and think even cobes doesn't deserve this hotard, 40% find the situation hilarious and want her to stay for content and 20% see cobes as the worst person on earth who only deserves the worst, including having everything taken from him.

I like how the a-log incels have now done a complete 180. First they seethed over Cobes having ended his dry spell, now they don’t want her to leave so he can suffer.

 

[TheTourist]

Just noticed that the BOY is already at 90k, I have a feeling the over/under on tbe bogwitch doing something in the next couple of days to destroy his channel is very favourable, MDNWU.

before it all burns down I would like to see Cobes holding up the lil plaque they give youtubers when they hit that 100k.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Except she is going to claim part of the glory for getting the last push of subs, and say that if it were not for her visit and the interest in their romance, he wouldn’t have made it to 100k.

Why it’s like a Harry and Meghan fairytale all over again!
Actually… it kinda is. They are two poisonous, BPD life ruiners, ready to isolate you from everyone and everything good in your life.

 

[bango skank]

After this when she finally leaves and he has some peace and quiet it’s going to feel even better than breaking the dryspell.

 

[Hennimore]

I like how the last 10 pages have been nothing but people posting about how gross and crazy NAL is lol

I mean granted, she is, but the people in Cobra's stream chat saying she's taking over his channel were more right than they realized since she's even taken over his thread.

This just kind of happens with Cobra. So little happens normally that once something actually happens it's hard to not discuss it to death. Gotta cling onto that content when the scraps get thrown your way.

Also she really is just that gross and disgusting so it's hard not to comment on it. It's almost surprising how ugly and gross she is.

 

[Tarl's Retarded Abortions]

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"Where do ya work, Jess?"

"I don't work, and I live at home with my parents, so im used to seeing assholes with no life... and today is no exception ha ha ha ha."

We need a conversation between Shon and Jessica. That would be a real meeting of the minds.

 

[Hennimore]

We need a conversation between Shon and Jessica. That would be a real meeting of the minds.

I've been waiting for Shon to cut a promo on that cunt and tell her how it really is but even Shon seems scared of her.