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Homer Simpson said:
The Brazil nugget got married. Green Card clutched.


Also, people suggesting using the "um" as a donation sound, I dunno how hard it would be, but I've seen streamers do multiple donation amounts, each with a different sound. Might be something to consider to maximize paypiggery.
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Josh has done this in the past. I think the Ralph chair squeak used to be $100 for a period of time. Keffals buying drugs as well.
 
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Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Josh has done this in the past. I think the Ralph chair squeak used to be $100 for a period of time. Keffals buying drugs as well.
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Yeah, but I mean, for different amounts. Like tbe one guy I am thinking of, was playing scary games and had different scary sounds at different ranges like $3 $7 $11. Then people would learn the ones that scare him most and give that.
 
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Might be a funny 2 minute segment. Rap man and fellow Florida man Kodak Black is in legal trouble again. The quick summary of his public life is as follows
1. Has been a fairly big celebrity since 2016
2. Frequently, and I mean frequently has troubles with the law (legal issues is nearly as long on wikipedia as the section about his music). This is stuff most musicians figure out not to do quickly. His charges include gun possession as a felon, trying to take drugs across the border to Canada, lots of probation violations, failure to apppear, ect. Really the entire Florida Man shit rolled up into one guy, except he's stupid rich and keeps getting light sentences because he can afford good lawyers.
3. You may remember Kodak Black as being one of the rappers Donald Trump pardoned on his way out of the presidency (he's still continued this behavior)
4. Despite nearly a decade of being a celebrity and getting jailed over stupid shit nearly annually, Mr. Kodak was back in prison for I guess cocaine in his bloodstream, literally caught trying to ingest it (wikipedia's word, not mine) before the cop that pulled him over could find it
5. Getting out of jail on what I believe was Feb 21st, he was confronted by some journalists who- to be fair to him- acted like complete assholes. His response was to try to stone them like it was the Old Testament or something.
Some people never learn. local backup below
 

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stumbled upon this for the first time. apparently this dates back to July 2023. i'm still not entirely sure it's real but there's some traction.

real or not, i couldn't help but think this is incredibly fucked up and also a milestone in degenerate modernity. if the son is 18-years old and his mother 36-years old, that means she was a teen mom - and it also means he was born when she was 18-years old. for this to have happened implies child abuse at a minimum. there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that both of these people are incredibly screwed up in the head and one or both of them will turn violent someday. note the complete absence of any father figure in both of their lives, too. neither article appears to say anything about a dad, so...
 
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Music recommendation: The Macc Lads, a 1980s punk band from Macclesfield, England, basically the real life Norf FC guy.

- Feed Your Face (attached since it's not on the www, lol), lyrics - Parody of 1985 "Feed the World" song to raise money for famine-stricken Ethiopians, written on the day of the Live Aid concert

- Now he's a poof, lyrics - song about a former friend that turned gay

- Germans, lyrics - song about an Englishman on holiday in Europe finding the place is overrun with Germans

- Fat Bastard, lyrics - song about Ethan Ralph hiding in Mexico
 

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stumbled upon this for the first time. apparently this dates back to July 2023. i'm still not entirely sure it's real but there's some traction.

real or not, i couldn't help but think this is incredibly fucked up and also a milestone in degenerate modernity. if the son is 18-years old and his mother 36-years old, that means she was a teen mom - and it also means he was born when she was 18-years old. for this to have happened implies child abuse at a minimum. there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that both of these people are incredibly screwed up in the head and one or both of them will turn violent someday. note the complete absence of any father figure in both of their lives, too. neither article appears to say anything about a dad, so...
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Yeah you fell for this woman's paid OnlyFans advertisement my dude.
 
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That's real life, I have no idea why the further normalization of incest would be a good thing to you.
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🙄 i'm not the one promoting an incest-bait OnlyFans. Tho I would bet good money it's the same men who go to PH to jerk off to "Step-son catches MILF stuck in dryer" who are clicking on these obvious OnlyFans promotion articles to be very very upset about.
 
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🙄 i'm not the one promoting an incest-bait OnlyFans. Tho I would bet good money it's the same men who go to PH to jerk off to "Step-son catches MILF stuck in dryer" who are clicking on these obvious OnlyFans promotion articles to be very very upset about.
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And here I thought it was reasonable to be disgusted by incest, not justifying it by one-handed-typing out other examples of it
 
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Homer Simpson said:
Also, people suggesting using the "um" as a donation sound, I dunno how hard it would be, but I've seen streamers do multiple donation amounts, each with a different sound. Might be something to consider to maximize paypiggery.
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$50 gets you an "um"

$100 gets you Keffals' "Thanks for the money, I'll spend it on drugs."

$200 gets you a *beep* from a smoke detector that needs a new battery
 
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