Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I genuinely wouldn’t put it past Nick to set himself on fire just to prove a point.

That point being that he’s a fucking retard.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He'll need a tall bar stool to even reach any normal human male, let around slap someone with his pathetic little T-Rex trotters. Legal Mindset can just hold his hand out, Ethan Ralph wouldn't be able to reach him with those tiny hooves.

It would be pretty funny seeing Ethan Ralph get beat up by a bunch of Asian Lady Boys.

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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Why do pathological liars always feel the need to increase the scope of their lies? Do they get off on Duper's Delight?

All I was really saying is I can't take the evidence she provided as proof that that conversation happened since she was relating what Nick said, and not showing what Nick actually said.

I hope that is clear.

It's like Tetris. You need a dick shaped piece to complete the level. The Faran text is that dick shaped piece.

Nick should have grown a pair and told Kayla he wanted a divorce.

Clearly he was ranting about the ceiling cats.
Actually, the ceiling skunks. The ghosts of all the innocent critters he's tortured and snuffed are haunting his McMansion.

A skunk freddie kruger terrorizes nick's dreams. Hence why he is afraid to sleep.

Nick’s asshole is jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth.

Now that's a good one! I hope you get all the stickers in the world.

Nick’s so drunk he stood on a scale and thought it was taking his temperature.

Nick is so gay he lost the thermometer up his gaping anus.

I would like to point out that Nick has lost 9lbs in just a little over a month

He’s still a fat POS.

Nick needs to lose at least 50 to 100 pounds. Then he can upgrade to a new lady rackets.

 

[Troonos]

So, you're saying you couldn't compose, dictate, or even think of a coherent and grammatically correct Tweet at that point?

I know what answer you want, but I could speak and write and type just fine. I just couldn't think to myself in words, as all humans constantly do. I could conceive of the idea that my inner monologue was gone, but I couldn't think of the words in my head to describe it to my own thoughts.

Where you able to picture an apple?

Not sure if this is a reference to something, but yeah.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

that anorexic snake tat is gonna be on the list of things he never follows through isn't it

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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Definitely BS I've gotten a 104 temp before and could do nothing let alone have the wherewithal to remember what I'm supposed to be doing and type out a reason for why I'm not doing it. Even at 104 I should have been considering the hospital. Luckily ibuprofen brought it down. Infections suck.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

You are all iron people. I'm completely useless at 100.5.

Anyone over 40 should know that a crazy temperature like that is a broken thermometer, unless you're so sick that you don't need a thermometer to tell you you need to be at a hospital.

 

[Fapcop]

Oh no, people spending time with their kids having a body, what horror. Truly the disgusting one is Nick who thinks to judge those people who are probably much happier and better parents than he is.

Listen, I have seen this time and time again in life, the dudes who fat shame most vocally are the ones who want to fuck the fat chicks.
I have seen dudes who’s girl is a perfect, skinny blonde blue eyed babe cheat on said babe with someone 100pounds heavier. They just hate the imagine of being seen with a fat woman out in public because, oh what horror, to his imagine.

There are guys out there who fuck colostomy holes.

Surely we shouldn’t be shocked if someone who vocally hates fat chicks, might get horny and want to put his penis in a fat chick?

(Or in Faran’s case: Slightly chubby. Come on, she’s not exactly a death fat.)

Also: Enough cow-cock-teasing. Could we see this Faran stream?

About 900 or so when the bottle-in-the-arse pictures and (then unknown) Hedonism

K, this is one of my pet peeves about Rekieta.

Could we stop pretending he actually fucked himself with a bottle?

The pic was of a bottle next to his butt. It wasn’t in there. (That we know of!)

There’s enough factual stuff about Rekieta that we don’t need to exaggerate. Even if it’s funny.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The pic was of a bottle next to his butt. It wasn’t in there. (That we know of!)

It was betwixt his cheeks.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The pic was of a bottle next to his butt. It wasn’t in there. (That we know of!)

Well in that case nevermind, posting a picture of a bottle between your bare ass cheeks to strangers on the internet is totally normal and dignified.

 

[thebigdream]

that anorexic snake tat is gonna be on the list of things he never follows through isn't it

it's sitting in the garage with the 5k gifts

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it's sitting in the garage with the 5k gifts

You mean the Rekeita Law branded snack trays?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Kayla Rekieta also drinks. Idk why everybody avoids that topic. That's why they have that ton of bottles in the kitchen.

 

[not william stenchever]

To be clear, this post isn't about who drove who to degeneracy. There's a reason these two are still legally married (for now) as they are both trying to recapture their lost youth/sexual opportunities in the most embarrassing ways possible. It looks bad for both of them. Recommend not going to bat for either of them at this point in time or you risk embarrassment yourself.

Niggers tongue Our Wifes' anus.

 

[ChromaQuack]

you all have me lost. I literally just his reply so I could reply specifically to your comment? I have no idea what I am even being hazed for. but whatever. It is looking like im better if just not hitting that button if anyone is going to give me a hard time for it. lol I don't normally use message boards. Im 42 but it was never something I did when on the internet for some reason.

Listen Evie, you dumb gorilla infinitehypernigger, lurk more.

You need to stay in your retirement home and stop shitting up the thread, so help me God.

If you're screwing up post formatting, use the preview button on the top right corner of your replybox until it looks right.

If you're screwing up anything else like getting (or announcing that you will get) into contact with cows or cow related people as you have seemingly done so in other threads already, consider sticking to using your xitter account with the cool cow avatar.

I'm not trying to be a dick (ok, I am) but if a retard like me can find your dox in under five minutes, then you probably should not be posting about CPS calls (or at all) on the thread of a cow that has shown they are not above doxing their detractors and who's the milk fed gimp of a Mexican Jew cow cosplayer who is not above fucking with people IRL.

If you absolutely must continue posting, scramble your password, log off and create a new account, pretend you never had one, it's fine.

 

[Maude Snew]

I am still catching up since it's hard to follow his accelerated torching of his career but in the meantime since the Whiskey drinking lawyer is outdated and I don't think he even plays it anymore I have workshopped him a new theme song to use instead.

"Booze!" "Molly!" "Bulls!" "Mustang!" "Coom!"

"By your powers combined I am Captain Balldo!"

Captain Balldo, he's no hero
Gonna take his earnings down to zero
He's all vices magnified
Now he shows his manorexic side

Captain Balldo, he's no hero
Gonna take his viewers down to zero
Gonna help him put aside
The derision that he cannot hide

"You'll pay for this incel prudes!"

 

[LurkTrawl]

I just couldn't think to myself in words, as all humans constantly do.

I remember reading somewhere that it's estimated anywhere from %10-%30 of humans lack an inner monologue.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Balldo man never ceases to amaze me in the astounding ways he tries to get out of his commitment to his audience. This is how I can tell this man has never worked a normal job because the amount he calls in by now, he would have been terminated by most companies. I have had some brutal fevers in my day and have been stuck having to work going through hot and cold flashes, shaking like a Parkinson’s ridden grandma, sick as a fucking dog. Which I don’t recommend people do, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do, and this guy is coming up with impossible excuses. As pointed out a fever even above 104, is considered incredibly dangerous, and you need to be GOING to a hospital if it goes beyond that point. Which this guy has the ability to pull out his phone, navigate to his locals, and then be able to type all of that out. But not be able to… DO HIS FUCKING SHOW!

What a sad excuse of a man, such a sissy that he can’t do his sit down, seethe, and cope streams at this point. All because he claims he is sick. Where is the doctors note Nick? How about a picture of the thermometer that has that reading of that insane temperature. You can post pictures of yourself shoving bottles up your ass, but not that? How pathetic do you have to be at almost 50 years old having to come up with elementary school tier excuses.

Look at a guy like Jim, you know the same man that you essentially dissed with the condescending,” I hope you don’t die;” comment. Guys dying of boneitis and still manages to pull off the odd stream. Granted he is essentially retired, but still manages to muster enough energy in that condition to do a stream. Balldo barely even manages to even do a coherent stream even when not sick.

Which I have a prevailing theory which I know others have already speculated on, but I legitimately think Balldo is experiencing the beginning stages of cirrhosis. No fucking way he is losing that amount of weight, and has these bizzare skin discolourations, and lack of energy without that being a factor here. He is just in complete and utter denial that he needs to address his drinking, because at this rate his body is beginning to turn against him. Which to be honest I have no pity for because the fucking faggot did it to himself.

This again is the effect of his Faustian deal he made, with what ever dark force or warlock that he ended up getting introduced to. My theory of course is that Josh Cobes introduced him to the magichan demon. For all the power, money, and influence a man could desire. He sold out his family, health, friends, audience, and any good will he had at a time. Just to turn into a balldo wearing drunky the clown. In the span of less than a decade, Rackets managed to wear down to an absolute shell of himself. Who managed to cow out so bad that he could potentially be a 2 consecutive year winner of the Julay Awards. Man has won more lolcow awards than he has done cases at this stage. Seethe and cope Rackets, I know you read your thread. So you are ass mad that we think you are a complete liar and you are just a lazy unmotivated drunk. Which if this is the beginning of the cirrhosis arc, is the good news is that you can live a long time with that shitty, and painful condition. A terrible way to die, but reserved for a cow such as yourself. I hope you make a trillion dollars balldo!

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I know what answer you want, but I could speak and write and type just fine. I just couldn't think to myself in words, as all humans constantly do. I could conceive of the idea that my inner monologue was gone, but I couldn't think of the words in my head to describe it to my own thoughts.


Not sure if this is a reference to something, but yeah.

Spoiler: It is referring to this

Probably

I remember reading somewhere that it's estimated anywhere from %10-%30 of humans lack an inner monologue.

On that note there is for one this interesting read.

Spoiler: Read

I find it hard to believe that people, who are struggling with conditionals, causality and such to have an inner monologue, or at the very least it must be quite limited. Then again, the only actual inner monologue we can definitely know about is our own, every other claiming to have one could just be emulating it quite well or could just lie.

 

[Truly Rural]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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Actually, delirium seems to be common at those temperatures, has he started to experience Delirium Termens that he so desired?

That fever if true is too high for DT fever. That's an immune response normal in people as healthy as Nick is, sickly kiwis wouldn't understand! Joke aside, if he has a fever of 104 or higher and doesn't drink (as he shouldn't) this could lead to an interesting development of DT coming on top of fever due to whatever infection is causing the fever to begin with.

DT is more dangerous than temp during withdrawal because temp is usually low grade fever. But 104, or God forbid 106-107 F fever is a killer and not a silent one. Now imagine withdrawal on top for good measure.



If he is lying I don't understand why come up with a lie like this. He could have used any lie to cover up for not streaming. To lie you have temp that is likely to kill you, and then what's he gonna do, return to streaming and explain he is healthiest he's ever been? Brush it off and move on? Lie is just too big and specific to be used as something he intends to brush off. "Something came up" is a brush off lie, "Busy today" is vague and brush-off-able.

What's the plan here, mention vague health related issues that may or may not interfere with his non existing schedule forever more. Like a perfect wild card he can use at a whim. There is no need for any of it, and he knows it. So I'm not sure he is lying or not, I think he is because he would be either dead or in hospital if it was true. Maybe he does have high temp at like 104-105 and just added couple of degrees for dramatic effect. Fuck me if I know...

edit: he should take a healthy dose of benzos, in his case it might prove lifesaving.

 

[not william stenchever]

If Nicky is not lying and fucking dies his epitaph from us will be something like "He lied about a lot of things but we should have believed him when he told us he was about to die like a retard."

If he survives because he's lying we can say "he lied like a fucking retard."

Suck some more cock, Rackets. It's the only thing you're competent at.