Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

So where do we see Rackets in a year? I feel like he’s gonna end himself up in the hospital sooner than later. Then cope streaming after the fact.

Dead.

 

[Father Balldo]

is lil Nicky going to stream tonight?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

is lil Nicky going to stream tonight?

He needs to fit his thermoset cyberballdo prosthesis before his temperature gets back down below 200

 

[ChromaQuack]

is lil Nicky going to stream tonight?

Sorry his Munchausen by streaming just flared up, he's got terminal fibroballsackia due to extended balldo use but is being taken care of by the best doctors and hottest nurses in the planet (which you can't afford, incel).

 

[Space Pope]

It's started. Randazza AND co-counsel.

It's nice to see Nicki finally practicing what he preaches and personally helping people make a million bucks.

 

[AltisticRight]

I doubt the Jews want this drunken hedonistic lolyer. Jews are supposed to be educated and charismatic, not drunk and mad.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Update- I was able to get the audio from the court website already and overlay it on my recording. Enjoy! (Thank you @AnOminous)

Nick drawing horribly out of date. Needs to be updated to look 20 years older, junkie, alcoholic looking and Gaunt. Should also be skeletal. Get on that.

Ah yes, after he uses this tool to "check" his ""temperature"" he can use it to check his loose assholes breakaway torque. Truly a brilliantly designed multipurpose tool for the consumate connoisseur.

There's a reason the gay bulls call him fingercuffs.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I doubt the Jews want this drunken hedonistic lolyer. Jews are supposed to be educated and charismatic, not drunk and mad.

Well, he’s a special case. If they wanted him, he’d practice

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah…about that.

Multimedia. Appreciation thread. Doesn't count. This thread was in there at one point.

I mean, technically yes, anybody could have a thread in multimedia that is moved to a lolcow board at a later date. Duh. However the fact you get one in Multimedia usually means people seem to like you in the first place, and you'd have to overcome a lot of people here liking you/laughing with you, and not laughing at you, to justify the move. As long as Sean doesn't undergo a radical and blatant personality change, like Nick did, I think he's fine.

I'll also echo what other people have said here in that Sean overall seems to have WAY thicker skin than Rekieta. At least based upon what I've seen. I watch him occasionally.

 

[polar bear]

This is one of the gayest threads on the site to be sure (I've said it before, I'll keep saying it: sunk cost fallacy is a bitch), but the train wreck that is Rekeita is delightful. The ebb and flow of gay gets a bit predictable, so I exploit the highlight feature and scroll past the inevitable fresh meat testimonial that seems to be an unspoken requirement. Once you get that down, there's some damn fine effort/shitposters in here.

On behalf of fresh meats, I was ready to accept the criticism, but then I looked up your contribution to the thread over the years and I take umbrage to you calling this place one of the gayest, and shitting on newfags like myself.
18 posts, including the one where you only came here to shit on the thread, only 1 highlighted, not a single effort post, not a single meme or any media you created? How am I one week old and I mog you so hard? you've had YEARS to make this thread amazing - why didn't you?
I know you could bring up the fact that unlike me, you have a life and you're not autistic. Which is actually a very valid point - except that I don't go bitching about how shitty other threads are, if I haven't significantly contributed to their development. It's a nice place, some posts made me laugh harder than I laughed in years, so, regretfully, I am not in a position to consider your remarks valid.

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt the Jews want this drunken hedonistic lolyer. Jews are supposed to be educated and charismatic, not drunk and mad.

Well, at the very least, they're reputed to be good at money. And at practicing law.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Clip?

I don't have it on hand but the Randazza clip is earlier in the thread, I want to say it was at Porc Fest, and the Null clip was from a few MATI's ago where Null played the full clip of what Balldo said in comparison to what Balldo told him.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

On behalf of fresh meats, I was ready to accept the criticism, but then I looked up your contribution to the thread over the years and I take umbrage to you calling this place one of the gayest, and shitting on newfags like myself.
18 posts, including the one where you only came here to shit on the thread, only 1 highlighted, not a single effort post, not a single meme or any media you created? How am I one week old and I mog you so hard? you've had YEARS to make this thread amazing - why didn't you?
I know you could bring up the fact that unlike me, you have a life and you're not autistic. Which is actually a very valid point - except that I don't go bitching about how shitty other threads are, if I haven't significantly contributed to their development. It's a nice place, some posts made me laugh harder than I laughed in years, so, regretfully, I am not in a position to consider your remarks valid.

You don’t have to be all polite when some random tries to pull rank. There IS no rank other than people who bowerbird the forum and bring back shiny things to make it interesting, and us hens who expect to be entertained

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

On nick saying that he wants to switch schedules to morning because trial streams are where the cash at...

This is what Runkle is doing right now. He's not watching the trial live but the audience is still there and his superchat bar is not barren. I think nick's reasoning is a cope. He's not flailing cause of his timeslot. He's flailing cause his content is shit.

 

[Father Balldo]

On nick saying that he wants to switch schedules to morning because trial streams are where the cash at...
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This is what Runkle is doing right now. He's not watching the trial live but the audience is still there and his superchat bar is not barren. I think nick's reasoning is a cope. He's not flailing cause of his timeslot. He's flailing cause his content is shit.

several "lawtubers" are doing various trials ex post facto, Nick is just a lazy liar

 

[SpergioLeonne]

On nick saying that he wants to switch schedules to morning because trial streams are where the cash at...
View attachment 5766601
This is what Runkle is doing right now. He's not watching the trial live but the audience is still there and his superchat bar is not barren. I think nick's reasoning is a cope. He's not flailing cause of his timeslot. He's flailing cause his content is shit.

Just talking over an official feed is reaction-tier. Asmongold bullshit. You’re just talking over it to skate the “transformative” requirement

Analysis requires you think about it and get back to us. Find someone else with interesting takes to volley with.

Not saying I think Nick can pull analysis anymore, but fucking god would he be an annoying distraction from something i actually had interest in. Please, Nick, do not flap your arms around when people are trying to watch a trial

 

[Captain Manning]

On nick saying that he wants to switch schedules to morning because trial streams are where the cash at...
View attachment 5766601
This is what Runkle is doing right now. He's not watching the trial live but the audience is still there and his superchat bar is not barren. I think nick's reasoning is a cope. He's not flailing cause of his timeslot. He's flailing cause his content is shit.

several "lawtubers" are doing various trials ex post facto, Nick is just a lazy liar

Yeah, from what I've seen, Sean is not doing it live all the time either. Note "Late Watch" and "Rewitch."



You don't HAVE to do it live. Daytime might be the preferred timeslot for the "wine moms," but in my personal view... from seeing Himedall's logs from late 2022 and early 2023... is that might not be an audience you'd really want anyways. LOL.

 

[zimzam88]

Daytime might be the preferred timeslot for the "wine moms,"

The locals nudes and catfishing men are drying up so he probably wants to go back to the well so to speak.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did Nick lie about having a fever because he’s been shitting himself over today’s hearing? If so I wouldn’t expect him to do a stream until possibly Monday.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Did Nick lie about having a fever because he’s been shitting himself over today’s hearing? If so I wouldn’t expect him to do a stream until possibly Monday.

If I was Balldo, I'd be sweating like a member of the sausage squad. Not because Monty has some amazing case, but because even in the slight chance he loses the fees from Randazza will be worse than what Vic has to pay at this point.