Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

I can't help but repost in the thread because it's just so hilarious, I ran a real song Josh wrote through this Suno AI and it's just fucking magical.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I can't help but repost in the thread because it's just so hilarious, I ran a real song Josh wrote through this Suno AI and it's just fucking magical.


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Not to spam AI but some of it can get quite funny:
Prompt: "A lonely boglim is forced to succumb to the sea witch at his door"

 

[biggacracka]

Not to spam AI but some of it can get quite funny:
Prompt: "A lonely boglim is forced to succumb to the sea witch at his door"
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That last line reminds me of CWC's flip note dream story of being in a maze and finding his sweetheart

 

[Mushroom King]

You've dashed your last door, trolez.


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I fixed this, I wanted to edit it and replace it but I couldn't. I accidentally did ear rape on the last one.

 

[Janusz z Gliwic]

I fixed this, I wanted to edit it and replace it but I couldn't. I accidentally did ear rape on the last one.
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So, uhm, is Wyoming police trigger happy?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I can't help but repost in the thread because it's just so hilarious, I ran a real song Josh wrote through this Suno AI and it's just fucking magical.


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Booty Goblins was one of his better works. Which is like saying it's the least stinky piece of trash in the dumpster.

 

[Mushroom King]

So, uhm, is Wyoming police trigger happy?

I really hope not, to be fair he's disclosed it's a cap gun multiple times but out of context, a png of Cobes with a photorealistic gun is bad. I'd suggest he get rid of it but he'd brand me a trole.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Did the bogwitch finally go back home? I went back 10 pages and haven't seen her mentioned.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Not to spam AI but some of it can get quite funny:
Prompt: "A lonely boglim is forced to succumb to the sea witch at his door"
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Make one about a boglim and a swamp hag next lmao. These are gold and I'm even more scared of AI now.

 

[Boots]

Did the bogwitch finally go back home? I went back 10 pages and haven't seen her mentioned.

She's been gone for a while now, thankfully.

 

[Mushroom King]

Did the bogwitch finally go back home? I went back 10 pages and haven't seen her mentioned.

Yes, but she's coming back for Cobes' birthday, he's got a special habanero mead stewing and he's said loud and proud he'll be getting condoms this time. She's been streaming a lot, it's always an abstract angle of a bottle or toilet paper and she's ranting like a grumpy 10 year old child in a 40 year old's body.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Yes, but she's coming back for Cobes' birthday, he's got a special habanero mead stewing and he's said loud and proud he'll be getting condoms this time. She's been streaming a lot, it's always an abstract angle of a bottle or toilet paper and she's ranting like a grumpy 10 year old child in a 40 year old's body.

I'd wager both my arms she is either going to be against the condoms or he will forget they even exist at first sight of Wendy's 2-for-1 special

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I'd wager both my arms she is either going to be against the condoms or he will forget they even exist at first sight of Wendy's 2-for-1 special

I wonder if he eats the chips first or the burger first?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

She's been gone for a while now, thankfully.

Sadly, he is hinting on her coming back soon for his birthday. Hopefully not

 

[ASeabear8952]

I love how the subreddit is in the top 50 of creators and influencers.

 

[Tequila Katie]

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That's... 400 450lbs of Barn Lime...

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Okay that's creative I'll give them that

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I think a fair amount of us are actual fans. He’s pretty much a real life Truman Show. We know all sorts of details of his life, people post ‘DLC’ of rare angles of his sound stage, and we follow the various sagas the writers come up for us (this last season is close to jumping the shark).

I think he’s a funny, insecure, goofy looking, dumb as fuck, somewhat likeable piece of shit.

If I saw him in public, it would be kinda cool to shoot the shit.

Any of you fucks who have followed him for years and say you don’t agree are lying.

I'm a fan of the KingCobraJFS "show". While I don't wish him particular harm, I definitely don't feel bad when his weird brain leads him to do something that makes him miserable. But it has to be organic for it to be funny, it has to flow out of his actions. The reddit turds trying to engineer situations out of clout chasing or genuine hatred ruin the closed system that makes the whole thing work. Like all reality tv, the more produced it is, the less entertaining.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm a fan of the KingCobraJFS "show". While I don't wish him particular harm, I definitely don't feel bad when his weird brain leads him to do something that makes him miserable.

I would say I was a 'fan' back in the old hair dye days. I mean, I wouldn't want his life but he seemed like an alright, quirky, dude.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I'm a fan of the KingCobraJFS "show". While I don't wish him particular harm, I definitely don't feel bad when his weird brain leads him to do something that makes him miserable. But it has to be organic for it to be funny, it has to flow out of his actions. The reddit turds trying to engineer situations out of clout chasing or genuine hatred ruin the closed system that makes the whole thing work. Like all reality tv, the more produced it is, the less entertaining.

"Keep Hands and feet inside the ride, for every ones safety!"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think he’s a funny, insecure, goofy looking, dumb as fuck, somewhat likeable piece of shit.

If I saw him in public, it would be kinda cool to shoot the shit.

I think he's the funniest of the cows, except for golden age chris chan. While I wouldn't hang out with Cobes, I don't understand how anyone could hate him. Although to be fair, if I saw some retard walking around my home town waving around magic wands and staves dressed like a vietnam war vet who fell through a hot topic picking up and smoking snipes, I'd probably call him a faggot as I drove by too.