Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don't know how to describe it, but I look forward to the following holidays from him:
  • New Year's
  • Valentine's Day
  • His birthday
  • Ozzy's birthday
  • Halloween
  • Christmas
Every thing else is just a filler episode until the real content comes, but that's when it gets good cause he'll come out of nowhere with some autistic obsession and start to post content about it. Last year it was making mead and he doesn't seem to show any time of stopping. I think a few years ago he was making custom jeans from Wal-Mart which involved him using spray paint and cleaning bleach. I can't wait for this year's autistic obsession. I hope he gets into baking bread or something.
 
I just had a vision of a future where Josh is raising their kid alone because NAL is a lost cause tweaking out in the bathtub. The whole scene looks just as it does today with Josh and Shon only with a real human kid swapped in for Shon.

By no means certain this will be the future but it is definitely a future that could come to pass. It's kinda nice that I see Josh, if constrained by his own abilities, at least trying his very best.
 
I just had a vision of a future where Josh is raising their kid alone because NAL is a lost cause tweaking out in the bathtub. The whole scene looks just as it does today with Josh and Shon only with a real human kid swapped in for Shon.

By no means certain this will be the future but it is definitely a future that could come to pass. It's kinda nice that I see Josh, if constrained by his own abilities, at least trying his very best.
The cope will be off the charts. I imagine it will loop like this:

"Well toobs, turns out Jessica took off on me and Jason. *clink* Is what it is. My mom took off on me and look at me now. I got a record deal and a Youtube channel with 100k subscibers so yeahhh.

Doodt shut up, Jason is just staying with my dad because his house is bigger. I'm gonna win the lottery and get my clocktower dreamhouse any day now. I call this combo the Cobra's Swamp."
 
By no means certain this will be the future but it is definitely a future that could come to pass. It's kinda nice that I see Josh, if constrained by his own abilities, at least trying his very best.
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"Wow, Sir! 500 on Josh not only being allowed to be a father, but also being a good one!? At the risk of losing my own employment I would advise against that wager."
 
say what you will about josh but I think he would try his hardest to not be a dirtbag dad
Yea he would try and fail like everything he else he does and blame his trolls. He couldn't even handle a bearded dragon no way either of them would be good parents. Best case scenario for viewers is nal moves in and we get a murder suicide livestream
 
I mean she's streaming all the time, anyone catch symptoms? frequent vomiting, nausia, bizzare food cravings? The world wants to know!
this is the issue with NAL. she already has mood wings and eats weird shit and she throws up all the time. the only real way to prove she is not pregnant is to wait and see though with how much she has been drinking lately even if there was a bog baby in there it wont last for long.
 
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