Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bango skank]

Cobes smugness is growing faster than his gingivitis

Cobra declares victory over Doritos and ends his twelve hour long boycott

As horrifying as his teeth are, I still like seeing a smile on Cobe’s face like that.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

As horrifying as his teeth are, I still like seeing a smile on Cobe’s face like that.

It makes him look even more like a toddler.

 

[shaverinocory]

Random people are saying she shat in the bathtub. Is that just some Reddit bs?

 

[girldaniel]

I need a supercut of all the times Josh looped about the female police officer and the cap gun, that shit had me rolling. It was one of his greatest loops imo.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yeah that is one of the things that's funnier/horrifying about cobes.

The autism/baby face make it seem like it's a literal child circling the drain.

His head shape is so distinct and it really makes you wonder about the genetics of his parents.

 

[HiveDull]

I don't know how to describe it, but I look forward to the following holidays from him:

• New Year's
• Valentine's Day
• His birthday
• Ozzy's birthday
• Halloween
• Christmas

Every thing else is just a filler episode until the real content comes, but that's when it gets good cause he'll come out of nowhere with some autistic obsession and start to post content about it. Last year it was making mead and he doesn't seem to show any time of stopping. I think a few years ago he was making custom jeans from Wal-Mart which involved him using spray paint and cleaning bleach. I can't wait for this year's autistic obsession. I hope he gets into baking bread or something.

 

[Cougar Pump]

I just had a vision of a future where Josh is raising their kid alone because NAL is a lost cause tweaking out in the bathtub. The whole scene looks just as it does today with Josh and Shon only with a real human kid swapped in for Shon.

By no means certain this will be the future but it is definitely a future that could come to pass. It's kinda nice that I see Josh, if constrained by his own abilities, at least trying his very best.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

I just had a vision of a future where Josh is raising their kid alone because NAL is a lost cause tweaking out in the bathtub. The whole scene looks just as it does today with Josh and Shon only with a real human kid swapped in for Shon.

By no means certain this will be the future but it is definitely a future that could come to pass. It's kinda nice that I see Josh, if constrained by his own abilities, at least trying his very best.

The cope will be off the charts. I imagine it will loop like this:

"Well toobs, turns out Jessica took off on me and Jason. *clink* Is what it is. My mom took off on me and look at me now. I got a record deal and a Youtube channel with 100k subscibers so yeahhh.

Doodt shut up, Jason is just staying with my dad because his house is bigger. I'm gonna win the lottery and get my clocktower dreamhouse any day now. I call this combo the Cobra's Swamp."

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

By no means certain this will be the future but it is definitely a future that could come to pass. It's kinda nice that I see Josh, if constrained by his own abilities, at least trying his very best.

"Wow, Sir! 500 on Josh not only being allowed to be a father, but also being a good one!? At the risk of losing my own employment I would advise against that wager."

 

[jejune]

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"Wow, Sir! 500 on Josh not only being allowed to be a father, but also being a good one!? At the risk of losing my own employment I would advise against that wager."

say what you will about josh but I think he would try his hardest to not be a dirtbag dad

 

[Floralfeline]

METHO

 

[ibeatmywife]

say what you will about josh but I think he would try his hardest to not be a dirtbag dad

Yea he would try and fail like everything he else he does and blame his trolls. He couldn't even handle a bearded dragon no way either of them would be good parents. Best case scenario for viewers is nal moves in and we get a murder suicide livestream

 

[Poonocchio]

It makes him look even more like a toddler.

He looks like a toddler from an Aphex Twin video.

 

[KŘIĽŁMÂN̈]

So is nal pregnant?

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

So is nal pregnant?

Last update I'm aware of was her attention baiting with the negative test, so I don't think a bogbaby is brewing at least that she knows of yet.

 

[Xenomorph]

As horrifying as his teeth are, I still like seeing a smile on Cobe’s face like that.

Honestly..I know when he is smiling he is destroying himself or something else.

 

[TheTourist]

So is nal pregnant?

I mean she's streaming all the time, anyone catch symptoms? frequent vomiting, nausia, bizzare food cravings? The world wants to know!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I mean she's streaming all the time, anyone catch symptoms? frequent vomiting, nausia, bizzare food cravings? The world wants to know!

She's always throwing up and eating weird shit.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I mean she's streaming all the time, anyone catch symptoms? frequent vomiting, nausia, bizzare food cravings? The world wants to know!

this is the issue with NAL. she already has mood wings and eats weird shit and she throws up all the time. the only real way to prove she is not pregnant is to wait and see though with how much she has been drinking lately even if there was a bog baby in there it wont last for long.

 

[CowPox]

Without the excessive bloating she kinda has high cheek bones.