Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

You want to know what really shocked me? I opened the Rekieta stream today to find that he didn't somehow read through the Supreme Court's 20 PAGE document that he started on yesterday's stream. Viva did his in 40 minutes.

Nick can’t get through short docs because he’s too busy making gay “jokes”, bitching about his life, arguing with the chat, taking 15 min breaks mid stream etc.

He’d rather stick to reading articles on stale news (can barely make it through those either) Last night he was doing an article about the Fani Willis stuff, couldn’t get the article because of paywall or something, failed to archive it, had every problem getting the thing pulled up while saying he hates everything, Goddammit over & over. Then he was reading it as if he was puzzling it all out for the first time while explaining to chat his takes on the irrelevant points. Anyone who had interest has already watched the whole thing from more competent streamers yet Nick acts like his loyal audience has been waiting for his cold take & they'd all be lost without him to retardsplain it to them.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick should never have promoted balldo and degeneracy! Most of his old fans are here mocking him


(Easter egg in pick)

Imagine having a great thing going and flushing it down the toilet and chasing a troon catfish!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

My expectations for Nick in the future is to take on Ralph’s stuck in the past mindset. Whereas Ralph will always define Gamergate as his peak I can see Rekieta mentioning (and never letting it go) his glory days of Johnny Depp and Rittenhouse while his numbers continue to shrink. He’ll cope and drink and cope on about those 2 streams well after they left the public’s memory as he’s unable to move on to literally any stream format except taking shots for superchats

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Whereas Ralph will always define Gamergate as his peak

really gamergate? I thought Ralph considered his peak to be that period in 2018/2019 where he was the TOP OF THE SEKTUR FROM TOP ON DOWN and would regularly get daddy jim on the killstream

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

(Easter egg in pick)

Don't listen Nick! You're a mans man, and you can drink as much as you want! Don't let these Karen Farmers tell you what to do!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

what's going on with his head its like you are watching his brain deform in real time.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Was listening to some in the background at work last night, he said he wants to read the message DMs that were in the complaint in the case against P. Diddy (a sex abuse case that I believe has been settled?) but to do it he want to have the AV to the 7th woman on and/ or Lead Attorney on for the “black perspective”. He thinks that would be “a riot”

He's probably one of the most racist streamers I've personally watched but he hides it behind a weird fetishization of them. If Drex had half a brain he would have recognized this and told him to fuck off a long time ago. Unless he's just staying together for the children...if you catch my drift.

"I'm not racist, I think black people are hilarious" is not the defense he thinks it is. It sounds more like he values black people only as a punchline to a joke only he knows, because he's a fucking imbecile.

Nick has this very strange obsession ans fixation on being 'black' and 'black people'. Is this normal for a country that seems to bend over backwards to appease ruffians and thugs? Are they as untouchable as the Great Travellers of London?

Seems on fan is doing booking for Nick still:

This always happened for Nick. He was carried A LOT by his audience doing things like this for him. They would harass people on their own videos and community to go onto his show, and Nick thought they must have heard of him becuase he was famous or something.

Even Nick's Vegas and Nashville venues were fan-sourced.

Nick did not build his channel; his fans did.

Andrew made contact with Nux and Mutahar, and Rekieta is scrounging around for scraps guests for at least one show a week?

How embarrassing.

Nick had Nux on the show once.

 

[Pagan Min]

really gamergate? I thought Ralph considered his peak to be that period in 2018/2019 where he was the TOP OF THE SEKTUR FROM TOP ON DOWN and would regularly get daddy jim on the killstream

Yeah, I would think that Ralph's peak would've been around the time of the Healstream... Sure, that didn't go QUITE the way he probably expected, but still...

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Is this normal for a country that seems to bend over backwards to appease ruffians and thugs? Are they as untouchable as the Great Travellers of London?

Nah, he's just weirdly obsessed.
And it's only with black people, he pretty much never mentions other races (from what I remember, anyway).

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nah, he's just weirdly obsessed.
And it's only with black people, he pretty much never mentions other races (from what I remember, anyway).

Eric July calling him a fake black man really fucked with his head.

 

[Maude Snew]

What the fuck is that baldness formation? Doesn't even look like male pattern, at least at this angle, it's creeping in a triangle up one side of his head... I thought men receded more evenly on the sides of the temple. His almost looks like alopecia areata. With all the pills he's abusing I guess it could be a side effect. Dorito pattern baldness.

Glad you asked, Nick has commented on that recently.

That 107° fever really did a number on him.

Bonus when asked about his marriage

 

[Chongqing]

What the fuck are you two idiots supposed to be looking at?
At least Nick typically aligns his guests' feed so that people appear to be looking at each other.

This drives me nuts. If you're on a video call, it's not difficult to put the feed of the other person in a small window close to your webcam. You'll appear to be looking at them, because the camera is right there.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Nick has this very strange obsession ans fixation on being 'black' and 'black people'. Is this normal for a country that seems to bend over backwards to appease ruffians and thugs?

Not really. A lot of it depends on how present the father was early on.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

Now that you bring it up, cross posting from the Null seethe thread. Only because it upset Null enough that he had to passive aggressively respond to it.

Null Nick creates a small but loyal community willing to support him
Null Nick gets in a little over his head and requests support from his community
Null Nick receives more support than he initially expected
Null Nick decides to start making rash, retarded decisions
Null Nick gets mild push-back on his retarded decisions
Null Nick doubles down on his retarded decisions, convinced that he couldn't possibly be wrong and other people just don't understand social cues
Null Nick puts in extra effort to damage his own community more out of pure pettiness
Null Nick tells dopamine retards incel prudes that they can fuck off and go somewhere else if they don't like it

lol he even has his own mandy in lidl drip

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I caught this moment in the latest Elissa Clips drop. He is really trying to pull off the Daniel Larson aesthetic more and more everyday. YT Link with Timestamp

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

lol he even has his own mandy in lidl drip

@Lidl Drip Which name do you identify with more? Cynthia, Mandy, or Kalea?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

@Lidl Drip Which name do you identify with more? Cynthia, Mandy, or Kalea?

Trying to drag someone completely unrelated and who almost never posts in this thread into the thread because your fee fees are hurt is fucking gay. Stickers have broken your brain. Seek help and touch grass.

lol he even has his own mandy in lidl drip

Were you born that stupid or did you have to work your way up to it?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Stickers have broken your brain.

Nick's lack of monkey dancing is breaking everyone's brain. Someone poke him with a stick and wake him up from his drunken nap.

 

[Neetorino]

View attachment 5793016Spaded Dave

I greatly enjoy this new trend of forcing sticker notifications if only because it makes all the right people upset.

Neetorino
You are correct, this is by far the funniest way to replace the notifications I so desperately need for my dopamine microdosing.

Low night for rumble and not a great night for YT at ( $198 ).

Your tireless work recording Nick's paypig numbers is more than we deserve. You've enabled much stronger, fact based speculation to be done in this thread and it greatly assists my own tracking efforts.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Someone poke him with a stick nigger dick and wake him up from his drunken nap.

It's the only thing that will free his mind.
P.S. I'm about to start reporting everyone who does the autistic stickers in their post thing outside of the designated stickers shitting thread. So if dear leader gets mad again you can blame me.