Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

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  • Stroke

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  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

  • Total voters
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Actual insanity. He'll correct the record on Ralph owing 200 dollars, but when he's accused of being 500k in debt, losing his house, getting divorced, and trying to defraud the IRS...
If he talks about it then all the creditors will catch on that's he's defrauding them and the courts. This way they'll never figure it out! See, Vickers is smart.
 
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Actual insanity. He'll correct the record on Ralph owing 200 dollars, but when he's accused of being 500k in debt, losing his house, getting divorced, and trying to defraud the IRS...
To this day Vickers has no idea how to take an L despite fucking things up and getting owned innumerable times in the past 5 years alone. A normal person fucks up and just wants it to go away and they hope everyone forgets about it. Take care of it as quickly as possible and then brush it under the rug as much as you can. His ego is a monument to how adaptable the human psyche is or he has severe undiagnosed mental illness, probably both.

I will give Vickers one thing, he made Ralph too scared to talk about him. Gunt has to pretend to take the high road despite a history of talking about how nobody will go as low as he does. What the fuck are Faith and Vickers going to do, get laughed out of court with their pro se retardation again? Fatt isn't hiring an attorney, he doesn't have a pot to piss in. The 2025 Z 28 is dropping in a few months as well. This is literally the time to gravedance. The bitchmade West Memphis Wigger shows his true colors again.
 
The bitchmade West Memphis Wigger shows his true colors again.
Can’t wait for him to say this was all “a work.” Because Ralph is definitely dumb enough to think he can get some judicial respect for a restrained statement. As if that would make a judge overlook his refusal to pay child support on time (or at all) and him lashing out so insanely that he even got banned from using the court-monitored parental communication app.
 
What the actual fuck? If I just took as many Ls as Vickers, I'd have a hard time not suckstarting a shotgun thinking of everyone I just fucked over. Not Matty, he's doing a PR tour telling everyone it's part of a brilliant plan, even though Vickers' track record is 0-everything he has ever tried in his life.
About ten pages back I posted that Matt has just enough knowledge to be a danger to himself. He’s in this mess because his dumbass thought he could play some shell game with the IRS, his debtors and banks. Lots of shady business owners purposely run up tons of debt with the intent of declaring bankruptcy. It’s pretty simple fraud and very common, but Matt managed to fuck it all up. Coin shops and precious metal dealers also have an array of shady games they can play due the nature of their business.

Any genius tax fraud scheme he had with the IRS was busted and over a decade ago and has just been getting worse, and increasing in interest, ever since. The only solution for back taxes is to pay them, nothing is going to erase that debt. Maybe Matt thinks he’s got one over on the IRS because he really should own $300k and he’s totally fooled them because they are only demanding $170k.

This entire mess reminds me of his war with Gunt. He was playing similar stupid games with the IRS, bankruptcy court and lenders. His brilliant strategy cost him everything. He would win a few little battles (got an old Camaro to drive, kept living in his house, Disney timeshare vacays, more high interest loans, dragging out bankruptcy proceedings for a decade, etc..) before being totally annihilated in war and losing everything.

Matt’s genius plans just drag out the inevitable humiliating defeat way longer than necessary.
 
It may be a paper divorce, but I like to imagine Ariana gave Matt a 'come to Jesus' talk.

A: I can't go on like this. It's me and the kids or Ethan Ralph. Choose right now.
M: Uhuh, gimme a sec honey, I'm just messaging Cog.

A leaves the room slamming the door. The next thing M hears is a dull metallic crunch.

A: Huh, that's a weird noise. Almost sounds like someone released the parking brake on a car and let it roll into the garage door...God, NO, oh nonono, she killed Cammy!

FIN
 
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This wasn’t the topic of your post, but it reminded me of Genius Anus. Wasn’t it revealed that he had some history as a pedo and that’s why people were so disgusted with Matt selling him access to Xander? I’m sticking with my theory that if the divorce isn’t just some retarded attempt at 5D underwater Parcheesi, Ariana was done when she saw irrefutable evidence that Matt is intolerably degenerate.
 
This wasn’t the topic of your post, but it reminded me of Genius Anus. Wasn’t it revealed that he had some history as a pedo and that’s why people were so disgusted with Matt selling him access to Xander? I’m sticking with my theory that if the divorce isn’t just some retarded attempt at 5D underwater Parcheesi, Ariana was done when she saw irrefutable evidence that Matt is intolerably degenerate.
You give her far too much credit, she is no better than her husband. They both tried to cash in on the situation.
 
This wasn’t the topic of your post, but it reminded me of Genius Anus. Wasn’t it revealed that he had some history as a pedo and that’s why people were so disgusted with Matt selling him access to Xander? I’m sticking with my theory that if the divorce isn’t just some retarded attempt at 5D underwater Parcheesi, Ariana was done when she saw irrefutable evidence that Matt is intolerably degenerate.
I was never in the loop on the genius anus side character or his backstory, other than he was annoying af and Matt’s little pet. If there was an exact reason for the pedo accusation I’m not up on it, but I’m sure someone else will know if there was.

People accused Matt of endangering Xander just by letting an internet weirdo hang out with Xander. The fact he let a internet weirdo around his family’s small children, and bragged about it. was pretty damming
You give her far too much credit, she is no better than her husband. They both tried to cash in on the situation.
I think they were just that desperate for IRL friends too. I don’t see any Vickers having a healthy social life or acquaintances.

I guess it isn’t surprising that someone dumb enough to be invested in an lolsuits and constant online slap fights with their grandbaby daddy would also think they could find good friends from the pool of retards heavily invested into trolling and gay opping Ralph. Then again Matt also thought a podcast was a good idea and Genus Anus did too. They were kindred spirit retards.

It’s funny that Vickers managed to have so much drama with other Ralph alogs along the way. Absolute mong. He ended up being hated and mocked as much as Ralph himself, which makes sense given he and Ralph are so much alike.
 
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