Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 149 39.7%

  • Total voters
    375
Andrew, I don't like him. A sincere congratulations on replacing Nick on FNT, Flashcast, and weeb stuff. Having said that, I don't believe most of what he says. He comes across as a snake that will grift whatever he has to in order to be in these people's good graces. While he also won't do any takedown of Nick, it's not because he's too nice, but because Nick might prove to be of some use to him later.
I liked Andrew until he started sperging out over memberships and superchats instead of covering whatever legal shit he was supposed to be. I really wanted to follow the Disney shitshow but he just turned me off.
 
I think it's a perfect time to stick the knife in myself. It couldn't be a worse idea than continuing to associate with the sleazy psycho fucker. I seriously doubt any of them has anything half as embarrassing as the Balldo in their lives.
Like I say, it's entirely up to them. Nobody here should try to pressure anyone into doing anything.

There's a solid argument to be made that simply ignoring Nick would be the most grievous insult of all.

I could see a situation where Nick puts out the "Lawpope signal" (just recently he castigated Andrew claiming he's still the leader of the pack)...

...and nobody gives a shit, because it's embarrassing to be around him now.

And I don't even know if there would be a situation where he would put out said signal anymore, because he seems dead set against returning to doing trial streams. What is even the point of anyone going on Nick's show now?

One thing I disagree with is the notion people should be cowed into silence just because Nick might go on a drunken diatribe against them. You'd be giving Nick power over you he doesn't deserve. He's not a king maker anymore. He's now impotent in ways that have nothing to do with the Balldo. I think if tried to shit all over Sean (who is a very likable guy), he'd just dig himself into an even deeper hole. Which is not to say he wouldn't try it, but I simply can't see a situation where Sean wouldn't receive full support from his community.

His streams are cozy, and not "noisy" if that makes any sense. Kiwi Santa Claus is great for having on the TV or other browser tab while doing other things.
He doesn't talk a lot during trial streams. Which is REALLY nice. I thoroughly enjoyed his coverage of the Rust shooting case (although I didn't see all of it).

Apparently someone's got to pick up the mantle of patronizing hyper-autistic weebs. Will he corner the cringe-inducing superchat toast market next?
Andrew seemed to recently argue that Nick's biggest mistake was falsy presenting himself as some tradcon father figure who cared more about his audience than he actually did soooo... no? I think. Maybe.

I mean, I'm sure you'll find out soon enough.
 
The real best part of this is that Mindset was the most enthusiastic of Nick's "Ride or Die" loyalist noseguards during the embarrassing early stages of the collapse. He's only started taking little shots at him in the last couple months, after Nick's completely lost the last of his relevancy.

Apparently someone's got to pick up the mantle of patronizing hyper-autistic weebs. Will he corner the cringe-inducing superchat toast market next?
I think the real thing that caused Mindset's alleged heel turn is not that Nick's become irrelevant (which is true), but because Mindset tried to tell him in good faith that Nick was being obviously biased in favor of Masterson in regards to the Masterson/Vito/July nonsense, and Nick's response was to say he never wanted Mindset on his show again (I'm not sorry I'm not joking because the truth is funny because it's patently absurd).

Nick doesn't want friends, he wants Nick sycophants, or Nickophants, as I'm referring to them, and Mindset has acknowledged this. If you take Mindset at his word and believe he's willing to criticize his friends when he believes they're wrong, you can see what he did with Nick and notice that Nick's comedic overreaction to his objectively correct observation towards this scenario as well as Andrew's rating of his Carano take, and come to conclusion he (Andrew) can see the writing on the wall: Nick will put you on his shitlist immediately if you say anything remotely critical of him, and nothing you say to try to help him will get through to him. He is a time bomb and you need to get the hell out of his vicinity before he takes you with him, and that's not even accounting for the possibility of skeletons in Nick's closet coming out and ruining him.

Andrew wants to help Nick but Nick doesn't want Andrew to help Nick, and Nick doesn't want to help Nick because fuck you if you don't agree with him being perfect and correct about everything he says about anything ever. Andrew hadn't found out at the time that not only do some people not want to be saved, some people don't deserve to be saved, but it seems like he has now.

Anyone who watched the Mindset/Drexel stuff when they were going after people who were "fake friends" can obviously point out that Mindset was absolutely one of Nick's biggest defenders, and you kinda have to go to the logical conclusion that if Andrew is no longer defending Nick, it's because Nick has fucked up so severely he isn't worth defending anymore (I'm legitimately curious what Drexel would think about the Andrew/Nick shit since it seems like he's cool with him still as far as I'm aware). It just so happens that Nick's fuckup is that he acts like a fucking child when people hurt his feefees and lashes out at people who don't deserve it while guarding for people who don't deserve it, and it's going to get to a point where those people who are lightly jabbing at the stupid shit he says are (for my hopes of the funniest outcome possible) going to take the kid gloves off and go full nuclear on him.

Unless of course he or his wife get caught sucking cock or fucking other people on camera, which would be even funnier than Lawtube skin PPP going gloves off at Nick's expense. And that's becoming a non-zero possibility.
 
Pentafecta
Keep your rigatoni american bullshit out of this.
I reward you an "ass to ass"
You're the best kind of poster.

Again, I have to thank Nick. I'm a fat fuck who was starting to starve himself, but after seeing his results it has made me rethink that. I'm preemptivly lifting as well. It's true what they say I suppose, you're always an example for someone; whether it's something to do or not to do is up to you.
 
Already it seems to me many ex-Nick fans have defected to Sean. I'm less sure about Andrew, but it seems like he might be getting the weeb side of Nick's old audience, whereas Sean is getting more of the trial side.
For me? It's Robert Gouveia. I like the legal aspects above all else and the stuff going on with Trump (which he covers extensively) is treading tons of new legal ground and is replete with all sorts of political intrigue. But Sean too for sure, he covers a variety of legal ground and HE DOES TRIALS and that's the whole point. It's nice that Sean's funny and seems to have a genuinely good attitude but without legal coverage any of these guys would be hard-pressed to draw an audience, as nick is quickly finding out.
 
The best part of the vtuber stuff with Andrew is that the person who convinced Andrew to getting into said vtuber stuff was The Dragon's Treasure, which was that tea company that used to sponsor Nick during the height of Weeb Wars. Nick's former sponsor is directly responsible for the influx of money Mindset is making because he's willing to cover content people want, and he's willing to put in the work and not be an embarrassment by talking out of his ass and expecting people to be okay with it.

We just need Cody Baier to guest for a bit on Andrew's show since he was the person who got Nick involved with Vic's case to go full circle. Baier is also interested in the vtuber stuff and was actively critiquing Nick and Coomalot for acting like ignorant cocksuckers during their spat with Pippa.
Didn't The Dragon's Treasure actively disassociate himself from Nick either because of what Nick and Camelot were doing to Pippa or from one of Nick's actually serious anti-anime rants? I just want to verify that this souring can be traced directly back to Nick's actions during a particularly stupid arc of bad decision-making. This would be/is an actual long-time fan and sort of sponsor that Nick lost through his own dumb actions. I have no doubt he has no problem with it though.

Cody Baier sending anime fans to someone else Nick knows would be incredibly funny though, especially after Nick's response to him during the Pippa saga. I do understand Nick's point of view that you shouldn't let insane people with parasocial attachments to anime avatars dictate what you do, and that it could be funny to mess with them, or at least as funny as poking any hornets' nest can be. But he was the one trying to enter their community to talk to their streamer, and he got so butthurt at being blacklisted that he had a whole unhinged stream trying to convince her to leave her management. In other words, all the hornets he poked stung him in the ass.

He also forgot that his audience was made up of those people. Oops.
 
The real best part of this is that Mindset was the most enthusiastic of Nick's "Ride or Die" loyalist noseguards during the embarrassing early stages of the collapse.
I'm in no position to blame him. I mean I think he's a grifter for other reasons, but not that. A lot of people including me continued to make excuses for him as he was spiraling out of control. Even then my initial response was to hope it was a minor rough patch and he'd get over it.
 
Didn't The Dragon's Treasure actively disassociate himself from Nick either because of what Nick and Camelot were doing to Pippa or from one of Nick's actually serious anti-anime rants? I just want to verify that this souring can be traced directly back to Nick's actions during a particularly stupid arc of bad decision-making. This would be/is an actual long-time fan and sort of sponsor that Nick lost through his own dumb actions. I have no doubt he has no problem with it though.
I don't recall them superchatting for quite a while before that but I do seem to remember some discontent about the Pippa incident around that time, and who could blame them, those two homos were pissing right into their cereal, what with the association and needing to grift off of the weebs.

I do wonder how Nick's sponsors are looking these days, I still see that Field Of Greens shit pop up but seems to have dried up on everything else.
 
I think the real thing that caused Mindset's alleged heel turn is not that Nick's become irrelevant (which is true), but because Mindset tried to tell him in good faith that Nick was being obviously biased in favor of Masterson in regards to the Masterson/Vito/July nonsense, and Nick's response was to say he never wanted Mindset on his show again (I'm not sorry I'm not joking because the truth is funny because it's patently absurd).
Wait was this on stream somewhere? Got a link? Unless you're talking about nick ranting about 'real' people. I want to see mindset's side.

But aside from that, I can believe that most of nick's nose guarders that are content creators genuinely thought his drinking wasn't a big deal. Nick's audience sees everything but they don't. Most ytbers are so ego driven that they don't watch other ytbers content so they only see tidbits. That or they have a day job and don't have the time either. The fact that so many new people have joined the thread while being clueless of what's going on with nick have helped me reinforce this view. Nick's streams are just so uninteresting most of the time that nobody wants to watch it. Hell most of the time I skip his show entirely (not just checking in cause I happen to be awake) and I have to get up to date from the new lolcow material from here or discord.

So I can kind of see why some of nick's 'peers' scoff at nick's audience pulling the alarm until it's too late. At the same time, I don't see a point to admitting to their 'mistake' either. It creates drama (with nick) and like jim said, online friends aren't friends and it's not worth the energy to outright create that animosity (still love the little jabs though).

Edit: Looks like Nick skipped Friday and we're half hour past his usual twitter show update, so no show today too? Losing that contract really made him let go huh?
 
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Another cancelled Monday Stream lol

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It's so clearly stimulant abuse it isn't even funny.
It's like watching an addict come undone in front of your eyes.
In all fairness, uppers and downers mix a lot better than downers and downers.
Uppers and downers is what killed Chris Farley. Mind you I don't think Rackets is shooting speedballs yet.
I think if my husband started walking around and sharing our sex life in such detail to other people ESPECIALLY OTHER WOMEN. I would borrow my grandmas cast iron skillet and have a talk with him
People who overshare or share any of that are weird as hell.
"loclas" "mneet8ing" "during everyday"
So fuckin' zooted he can't even type :story:
 
Lawtube do NOT listen to this jackass. Not only does Nick love a little back and forth banter, but he handles it very well and knows that it helps keep him humble and on the straight and narrow. DO NOT FORGET to playfully remind him that your numbers are going up while his are going down. ALWAYS remember to wish him a million dollars. He's the blackface non-practicing lawyer because IT'S FUNNY!
I wish they would for the @elb clips.
Sean and Andrew doesn’t seem to go out of their way to take a shot at Nick, and I kinda like that.
There's no real point. Nick is a non-entity. Not pertinent to their business.
Don't be silly. Nick is substantially fatter than Ethan Ralph. You need to cut down on those calories Piggy Nick.
Nick is fatter than PPP now. He should take a steak knife and start carving off all that fat.
Another cancelled Monday Stream lol
How does one find oneself unexpectedly not home?
 
Nick is fatter than PPP now. He should take a steak knife and start carving off all that fat.
How did he even get so fat? So far as I know all he eats is a single portion of ramen noodles and one Dorito every day.

I guess it sucks to be a fatty. Muh tabolism.
How does one find oneself unexpectedly not home?
The bull needed a fluffer and dragged him out of his streaming cave.

Do you expect the lies out of this weird faggot's mouth to make even a lick of sense?
 
Another cancelled Monday Stream lol

The most interesting part to me is the "shows should return tomorrow". No guarantee. No assurance or promise that they will. Almost setting up that he will cancel again.

At this point, I really wonder if he just mentally done with the show and has already checked out. Dealing with a setback by passively quitting would be exactly in character for Nick.

Or else he is dealing with something really serious in terms of his health. That 107 degree fever story where he lost nine more pounds but never went to a doctor made no sense IMO. Losing nine more pounds on top of all his other weight loss seems like something bad happening.

Or else its reached a point where he is so messed up on whatever he is doing that he just can't go on stream anymore some nights.
 
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