Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

He’s so scared by the idea of hell. I’ve never heard another atheist make these kinds of arguments. “God can’t be real because he’s an angry evil torture monster.” Just sounds like something he tells himself because he’s terrified of what might happen when he dies.

Thats definitely part of it for lucas. I'd say its 50% that on some level lucas does believe in some kind of christian-like god that can grant people things they want but doesn't in lucas's case, which makes god a greedy bigot in lucas's eyes and caused lucas to tard rage himself into denying his existence out of spite and anger for not getting what he wants (and probably for allowing him to be a dirt poor hobo as well) and 50% lucas's learned and ingrained habit of dealing with things he doesn't like and can't control by denying their existence and screaming to move on. Clearly he can't pull the mooove on stuff with a god so he tries to convince himself he doesn't believe in god because by extension he'd be accepting some kind of afterlife and since he knows what christian hell is supposed to be like he doesn't want anything to do with it as he knows he's done enough to likely land his fat ass there. Which, if there is a god and hell he can't really do anything about. Its all denial and hoping he's not going to get punished for his behavior

Like you said, atheists don't make these kinds of arguments. It doesn't really make sense to. Just like they wouldn't reee constantly about how jupiter is an asshole that wants to be greedy and dump everybody in hades as punishment for not doing what he says. They don't believe any of it so they don't care. Lucas acts exactly like you'd expect someone to when they're trying to convince themselves rather than other people

and lets not forget, in lucas's 2010 reflections he does explicitly make statements about how when he was younger and hated his existence as it was at the time, he would frequently cry himself to sleep and wish he would die so he 'could meet an angel' with the implication it was to date said angel. Which is absolutely not the kind of thing an atheist would say. It certainly sounds like the build up to turning against the religion he thought he thought wasn't giving him what he deserved. When you think about it its textbook wern behavior - holding himself hostage to get what he wants. Only instead of holding his health hostage to get a zoomer bae he's threatening to hold his soul hostage to make god give him what he wants. In typical lucas fashion he sees religion and religious worship as transactional - I worship you and you give me what I want, if you don't I stop doing that and reee about how you don't exist and cost you other followers! ree! He is literally trying to manipulate god like he tries to manipulate everyone else around him into giving him what he wants. Shows just how self important and narcissistic he truly is. He really does see himself as a misunderstood and underappreciated genius

 

[Hidden Shopkeeper]

He talks about god the same way a kid that was dragged to each mass and put into catechism classes does, honestly. I wish we had more info aside from his unreliable narration.

edit: I mean I wish we had more info on his upbringing when it comes to religion. which parent, what happened, all that.

 

[ƵIGGER]

I mean, fatty had a chick at one point but wasn't up to his standards so he chimped out and ruined it. I'm sure that's somehow god's fault too though and also simultaneously proof that he doesn't exist.

 

[WonderWino]

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I mean, fatty had a chick at one point but wasn't up to his standards so he chimped out and ruined it. I'm sure that's somehow god's fault too though and also simultaneously proof that he doesn't exist.

Like I said, that is absolutely not the kind of thing an atheist would say in a serious manner. No way he is really an atheist. He's just going full dracula tier autistic about it and doing a one way vendetta war against a god he claims not to believe in because he isn't getting what he feels he is entitled to. I'd even venture so far as to say he would unironically do a literal irl version of that scene from dracula where he shows up as that half bat creature, confronts the people trying to kill him and ree's look what your god has done to me like he's some kind of victim. Except lucas would be talking about his shitty health finally catching up to him and killing him with the beetus and kidney failure instead of getting pissy about being turned into a vampire

I suspect there are few phrases that piss lucas off as telling him god helps those who help themselves as it implies he has to get off his ass and actually try to do shit if he wants something

That said, if lucas ever ends up in prison, the moment he finds out jews and muslims get better meals he'll definitely have a fake jesus moment trying to get better free food, and he'd be smug and think he's sticking it to the religious for doing it like he always does

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I mean, fatty had a chick at one point but wasn't up to his standards so he chimped out and ruined it. I'm sure that's somehow god's fault too though and also simultaneously proof that he doesn't exist.

That was the soda stream’s fault

 

[Pedophobe]

That was the soda stream’s fault.

This wouldn't have happened if he'd been faithful to the teachings of Jehovah's latter-day saints.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's funny Lucas makes the claim atheists don't care about religion but well here he is sperging about it again.

I'm not the star wars nerd I was in middle school but Jesus Christ.... Vader is ... Well Jesus lol. So much of star wars was taken from religion as well as samurai films and westerns. Darth Vader gave his life for the future, his son. . man. He went to force heaven. Much like Jesus went to heaven for giving his life for us humans. Jesus did some fucked up shit and redeemed himself, Vader... Well younglings as sabre practice took a new meaning that day. Since I felt need to sperg obi wan is also very much space Jesus. Wandering desert could not sin even when it was "right" gave his life for well.. another Jesus allegory. Damnit Lucas there's other people in the Bible and other religious texts!

Lucas has a backwards religious folly, excuse me for forgetting the philosophers name at this moment. He's a coward in all sense of the word. No religion, nor social group has him pegged for anything other than the great nothing or eternal damnation. Lucas probably will be a death bed convert, it's pretty common just incase or the pain meds for end of life care make you loopy what ever you feel is more real.

I can see low IQ Lucas trying to think it's his cheat code. I can abuse cats hit women drunk drive and if my last words are amen I'm home free. Frankly I'm uneducated to make a solid reasoning against this other than he would not be earnest seeing his were and no way God and or Saint Peter will fall for that shit if someone better versed can chime in I'd enjoy learning.

Many people hate religion because of the institution it creates, I think that's very fair. I know disillusioned members of many faiths. People run churches people aren't perfect.

Lucas attempt to extort God is hilarious. Pretend God is real why could or would any mortal effect or wound him. A mosquito can take down the strongest man but the analogy doesn't really fit here. Because God is what we'd call both immortal and outside laws of our universe.

Only the most selfish greedmongers see God(s) as a butler. Can you picture the ego to think everything ever will bend to your will because God is a simp for you? Mostly aside that idea being insane for the best of us. Lucas has not ever done a single act of good or helped anyone he's a vile person. Sure mental illness is part of it.

Lucas is kinda bible quoting a reverse Job. Job was a man of unshakable faith. God took everything from him to prove it. He was then rewarded both on earth and clearly for his pious the afterlife is his reward as well.

Lucas has had so much fall into his lap but he destroyed it to spite God because his greed. God gave Lucas a family God gave Lucas shelter God gave Lucas tax payer money God gave Lucas a girlfriend. Think how much shit falls into the fat faggots lap. By all seriousness he shouldn't have made it past 4 let alone 40s. If not for socialist programs and modern medicines Lucas would not have made it to adulthood.

Unlike Job who saw the loss of family wealth and more he was thankful for the earth, others joy and God despite not understanding why he must suffer.

Lucas destroyed his family, made himself a bum, sickly and unlovable. God didn't do any of that. Lucas tho spites God. Lucas is incapable of thanks to humans or higher power "cue the old laptop story".

To me an uneducated Bible study guy, that seems like a express train to hell for Lucas Colby Werner.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas has had so much fall into his lap but he destroyed it to spite God because his greed. God gave Lucas a family God gave Lucas shelter God gave Lucas tax payer money God gave Lucas a girlfriend. Think how much shit falls into the fat faggots lap. By all seriousness he shouldn't have made it past 4 let alone 40s. If not for socialist programs and modern medicines Lucas would not have made it to adulthood.

This is why Lucas is a rare lolcow that I don't feel any sympathy for. All of his problems are self-inflicted, he wasn't born genetically deformed or anything like that, and he's had support most of his life.

 

[Da Dude123]

Women not wanting to date a fat, ugly, broke, 44 year old autist who lives on welfare are a buncha bigots and agephobes. Why don't they see how plenty good Lucas is?

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, fatty had a chick at one point but wasn't up to his standards so he chimped out and ruined it. I'm sure that's somehow god's fault too though and also simultaneously proof that he doesn't exist.

Lucas having a chick would be proof Satan existed, not God, because what would that bitch have had to do to deserve this fat disgusting pile of schizo shit?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lucas having a chick would be proof Satan existed, not God, because what would that bitch have had to do to deserve this fat disgusting pile of schizo shit?

It's like that old joke: Dog Heaven is the same place as Squirrel Hell.

 

[WonderWino]

Women not wanting to date a fat, ugly, broke, 44 year old autist who lives on welfare are a buncha bigots and agephobes. Why don't they see how plenty good Lucas is?

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Lucas somehow proving, yet again, that he is a walking definition of when everyone else is the problem the problem is you

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas is such a basic bitch incel at times it blows my mind. Women aren't allowed preferences or they are bigoted. He on the other hand can refuse what he wants and hides behind a flat out, fake science as well as lies like he's had girls before so he knows what an age bracket or demographic is like. We know the only girl who ever gave him a chance and was abused for it was his ex. It's amazing she's out living her best life and out of the Wern verse. She's better off than when she had Lucas. But he's a catch?

Lucas also tries the VERY rapey incel dating guru shit of bully women into what you want. Oh you won't fuck me? Because you're a slut shamer Republican sex after marriage prude! Bad pick up artists and pedos are famous for this behavior.

It's why pick up artists are at least smart enough to say this is stuff you use on hook ups. There's no possibility of a healthy happy relationship when you bullied the other person into it. It's exactly what Lucas wants tho power over someone he plans to abuse them and wants to start off as such.

I've never hit a woman (aside rugby but that's consensual violence) I do not much considering myself a feminist because I can't keep up with what that term means this week. I've always been kind to women .Lucas always claims he's one. He's had one girlfriend, he hit. I guess cut my dick off and call me Betsy Ross 2!

His ending also while to a normal person is two different thoughts it shows how isolated Lucas is and how he chooses to be. Funny because he's a lonely fat faggot. I don't doubt he's legitimately lonely. Nor do I care. He made his bed. He sees everyone else as a tool to him. Even his dream girl will be a wallet/chef/Fleshlight/Uber driver/landlord oh and punching bag. (Aside him sucking a dick I really like pointing out he has hit a woman. Good for his twitter SEO. )Not a girlfriend.

He thinks his block removed you from like existing itself. Lucas is too fat to snap his fingers like thaos tho Because his entire social circle is retards he bullies and social media. He doesn't understand these girls who rightfully don't want to date the MRSA bum of Spokane still exist. They go to work, they buy sofas, they travel. His block is a blessing.

Lucas offers nothing. It's funny he claims age. Then why is there dating sites for 50+ 65+? Marriages are a 50/50 bet anymore. There's more singles than ever in Western world. Oh it's because Lucas wants a child. Weird even a 10 year old girl who's mad at her parents knows Lucas is a down grade. her bed time might be wack but what the Wern will do to her is way worse. He really is the boogie man parents tell kids to keep away from.

 

[Pepsi Man]

He’s so scared by the idea of hell. I’ve never heard another atheist make these kinds of arguments. “God can’t be real because he’s an angry evil torture monster.” Just sounds like something he tells himself because he’s terrified of what might happen when he dies.

I'd wager Lucas will repent and accept Christ into his heart if he knew his time was not long for this world.

 

[Pump Meat]

Lucas somehow proving, yet again, that he is a walking definition of when everyone else is the problem the problem is you

I think this makes Lucas a paragon cow.

That comment he made about giving teenagers a “chance to redeem themselves” is really chilling to me, because I recognize the built in permission structure. Predatory men who abuse others have elaborate justifications for their behavior and the more intelligent and articulate they are, the easier it is to smuggle those justifications into conversations that their victims then internalize and eventually excuse the abuse with.

Lucas is neither intelligent nor articulate, so the result is a level of transparency that effectively ensures that most women won’t put themselves in a position to be abused. Frankly, given his size, this is almost certainly the reason he isn’t in custody. If Lucas had an average intelligence and a little more charisma, he’d be a nightmare, but as luck would have it, he is only capable of the most crude and base forms of cunning and manipulation.

Predators with inclinations towards sexual violence ultimately can’t hide their desires and they will manifest at some point, especially under a forensic or clinical evaluation. Lucas either totally lacks or has almost no impulse control and with social media being so easily available to him, he’ll just display the most disgusting aspects of himself with a lack of self awareness that is simply comical.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd wager Lucas will repent and accept Christ into his heart if he knew his time was not long for this world.

Do you think he'll be able to understand when he's dying? He probably always feels terrible, and if it's renal failure, it's going to be glacially gradual.

Lucas just doesn't seem to be good at understanding the concept of the future.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Do you think he'll be able to understand when he's dying? He probably always feels terrible, and if it's renal failure, it's going to be glacially gradual.

Lucas just doesn't seem to be good at understanding the concept of the future.

Motherfucker is going to be in the ICU, hooked up to 6 machines, actively dying and all he’s going to think about are how the nurses are bitches for not taking him home to suck off and clean up after. The closest he has ever gotten to understanding the future is when he was homeless and it was starting to get cold, then he’d remember winter was fast approaching and he’d secure himself a nuthouse bed by threatening suicide.

 

[Pepsi Man]

Do you think he'll be able to understand when he's dying? He probably always feels terrible, and if it's renal failure, it's going to be glacially gradual.

Lucas just doesn't seem to be good at understanding the concept of the future.

Oh no definitely not. He's dumb as shit. I was more so thinking if he saw a doctor after another incident of vomiting and passing out, and the doctor told him something like "Look, your organs are failing. You have probably [amount of time] left." His cowardly nature tells me he wouldn't stick to his convictions and repent.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas has been shit posting up a storm the last couple days. He is starting his "I'm plenty good and I deserve a woman" bullshit. Hopefully he will progress to posting videos of himself howling at the moon for a Gen Z babe. Yeah, we all know when Lucas lived with Suzanne, he did not do any chores. He ate all the food while Suzanne was at work. The cow that he is.

 

[WonderWino]

Theres a video lucas posted recently thats on brokeposting where he's ranting like a loon about screaming nigger again to get zoomer baes and he's spazzing out and spitting constantly while he's talking. He comes off as fucking nuts in it. Can't figure out how to download it to post though, so if anybody knows how to do that its still up there