Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Tragon Dirtle]

i was honestly going to take a bunch of pics of the ftms on grindr and compile them into "would" and "wouldn't" categories and post it here so you kids could see how I operate, but the latest grindr update is actually so fucking dogshit that I might just stop using it entirely.

draw them as a pooner comic and post it in the pooner zoo.

 

[JimiHendrix]

draw them as a pooner comic and post it in the pooner zoo.

nah, too much effort and i don't care enough. likely going to be my last post here until someone pings me again.

 

[The Feline Solution]

i was honestly going to take a bunch of pics of the ftms on grindr and compile them into "would" and "wouldn't" categories and post it here so you kids could see how I operate, but the latest grindr update is actually so fucking dogshit that I might just stop using it entirely.

Damn, i would've liked to see that.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Helen Joyce explains fujoshi to pooner pipeline:

The Truth About Fan Fiction - Helen Joyce | Maiden Mother Matriarch 60​

"My guest today is Helen Joyce, director of advocacy at Sex Matters, and the author of the 2021 book 'Trans: When Ideology Meets Reality.' We spoke today about fan fiction, a topic that Helen has been researching for many years. Why are so many girls and young women obsessed with fanfic? Why does it so often feature romantic relationships between men? And why has it become much more sexually explicit in recent years? In the extended part of the episode we spoke about the impact that fanfic is having on our sexual culture and its role in encouraging young women to identify as trans or non-binary. The MMM podcast can also be found on Apple, Spotify, and all other streaming platforms: https://linktr.ee/maidenmothermatriarch
02:07 How Helen become interested in Fan-Fiction
04:50 Slash Fiction and the influence on the trans movement
17:02 Feminisation of Fan-Fiction
27:02 Why universities were wrong about snowflakes and trigger warnings
38:32 Pornification of Fan-Fiction and wish fulfilment "

 

[Sissyagamben]

it can be.



it has, but have you considered mentally unstable people can be really really good at sex? also, I am also crazy, so.

Do it really smell that bad? Sorry I have to know. Is the sex good enough to make up for the smell??

 

[JimiHendrix]

Do it really smell that bad? Sorry I have to know. Is the sex good enough to make up for the smell??

never noticed any, this is why I wanted to make a post of "would" and "wouldn't" since I think a lot of you have a very wrong mental image of what I go after

 

[pink cigarettes]

never noticed any, this is why I wanted to make a post of "would" and "wouldn't" since I think a lot of you have a very wrong mental image of what I go after

I get you, we've all seen the "uh....she just looks like a girl? A very cute girl with short hair? Why does she think she's a man??" in this thread
Then again, you dabbled in a demographic that does also contain extreme & disgusting degenerates so you can't blame them for razzing you lol
But good to hear you aren't going after dumpling shaped non-bathing neckbeards

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

so why do pooners act and dress like the bullied kid in school
why aren't they dressing up like a literally me chad
are they self aware enough to realize they'd look like shit or is it them just chasing their 2008 hazubando crush

 

[pink cigarettes]

so why do pooners act and dress like the bullied kid in school
why aren't they dressing up like a literally me chad
are they self aware enough to realize they'd look like shit or is it them just chasing their 2008 hazubando crush

Because gender "transition" doesn't actually fix them at all lol

 

[JimiHendrix]

okay, despite grindr being dogshit, i managed to compose a list of would and wouldn't. some of the wouldn't are thumbnails I scaled up a bit because I can't view their profile directly. i hope this helps you people understand where I'm coming from better.

Spoiler: wouldn't

Spoiler: would

hopefully this makes better sense to some of you now.

 

[karz]

-snip-

You have all the feminine pooners starred for later. I see you, dirty dog

 

[JimiHendrix]

You have all the feminine pooners starred for later. I see you, dirty dog

because grindr is being dogshit i had to use my favorites as examples of "would"

expected someone to notice, honestly.

 

[Your typical Scout main]

okay, despite grindr being dogshit, i managed to compose a list of would and wouldn't. some of the wouldn't are thumbnails I scaled up a bit because I can't view their profile directly. i hope this helps you people understand where I'm coming from better.

Spoiler: wouldn't

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Spoiler: would

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hopefully this makes better sense to some of you now.

The 2ed one in the "would" section didn't even try passing as male, this is lazy

That's like if a barely passable "trans-lesbian" tries to match with me on Tinder.

 

[JimiHendrix]

The 2ed one in the "would" section didn't even try passing as male, this is lazy

That's like if a barely passable "trans-lesbian" tries to match with me on Tinder.

that's why i was indignant when people were acting like I was fucking animals or freaks of nature when this all first popped off. I think it was just a disconnect between what I know I'm doing and what people imagine I'm doing.

because like, if you don't find #1 in would attractive, then you're either a lunatic or a fag. like, if you make the argument "i don't find them attractive because she's ftm and obviously crazy." i think you're just being disingenuous, honestly. that is an objectively attractive person for a straight/bi male.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

if you don't find #1 in would attractive, then you're either a lunatic or a fag

I am sorry but I feel like I can smell her and I do not like what I smell.
Also: you think you are too good for Icarus?

 

[JimiHendrix]

Also: you think you are too good for Icarus?

yes.

 

[pink cigarettes]

yes.

Famous last words of the man sending checks to the deranged pregnant pooner for the next two decades as she becomes increasingly fat and bearded
Godspeed and may you escape this gruesome fate

 

[Hepativore]

@JimiHendrix

Why do you not go after tomboys instead? They are a dying species, and so perhaps you can help save them from extinction by the pooner social contagion.

Plus, tomboys do not have the horrible smell that HRT causes in pooners.

 

[Pedophobe]

yes.

It's the beard isn't it? Waaaaaah why are people so cruel.

 

[Surfin Terf]

@JimiHendrix

Why do you not go after tomboys instead? They are a dying species, and so perhaps you can help save them from extinction by the pooner social contagion.

Plus, tomboys do not have the horrible smell that HRT causes in pooners.

Do you have a convenient place to easily hook up with tomboys with no self esteem other than trolling for top-tier pooners on Grindr? I get where Jimi is coming from, but the idea of getting involved with that level of crazy is horrifying, I could never do it even though I genuinely love a little fuzz on a girl.