Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[JimiHendrix]

Why do you not go after tomboys instead? They are a dying species

"why do you not go after the thing that's really hard to find?"

it's a mystery, man.

 

[grimacefetishist]

It's the beard isn't it? Waaaaaah why are people so cruel.

Icarus is probably a film snob

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Icarus is probably a film snob

Oh no, you are probably right. Those people are insufferable and ruin movies.
Jimi is right, I was wrong. Icarus can go to hell.

 

[Downsy Drone]

hopefully this makes better sense to some of you now.

ok, the visual difference is clear, but how do you mentally cope with calling her "dood bro" or whatever chad name she picks for herself? Or does calling her "Austin" or "Chuck" not make much of a difference?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

okay, despite grindr being dogshit, i managed to compose a list of would and wouldn't. some of the wouldn't are thumbnails I scaled up a bit because I can't view their profile directly. i hope this helps you people understand where I'm coming from better.

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Spoiler: would

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hopefully this makes better sense to some of you now.

You are a legend and a damned good sport.

that's why i was indignant when people were acting like I was fucking animals or freaks of nature when this all first popped off. I think it was just a disconnect between what I know I'm doing and what people imagine I'm doing.

because like, if you don't find #1 in would attractive, then you're either a lunatic or a fag. like, if you make the argument "i don't find them attractive because she's ftm and obviously crazy." i think you're just being disingenuous, honestly. that is an objectively attractive person for a straight/bi male.

This continues to be one of the best threads on the site.
Bless you, Sir.

 

[Poonocchio]

ok, the visual difference is clear, but how do you mentally cope with calling her "dood bro" or whatever chad name she picks for herself? Or does calling her "Austin" or "Chuck" not make much of a difference?

This is what makes me feel like it's skeevy as fuck, couldn't imagine having to manipulate a mentally ill retard into thinking I think they pass and being able to physically want to be anywhere near intimate with them.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This is what makes me feel like it's skeevy as fuck, couldn't imagine having to manipulate a mentally ill retard into thinking I think they pass and being able to physically want to be anywhere near intimate with them.

Please. They're Pooners. - They've already done all the mental gymnastics for themselves, and they're posting for sex on a hookup app.
You may pontificate about the morality of what @JimiHendrix does but you cannot claim he's doing anything more than responding to what they are literally asking for.

 

[Poonocchio]

Please. They're Pooners. - They've already done all the mental gymnastics for themselves, and they're posting for sex on a hookup app.
You may pontificate about the morality of what @JimiHendrix does but you cannot claim he's doing anything more than responding to what they are literally asking for.

Nah sorry bud, it's fucking weird. Good on him if he can keep it up around all that insanity I guess?

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Nah sorry bud, it's fucking weird. Good on him if he can keep it up around all that insanity I guess?

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Poonocchio]

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

I guess that's where men and women differ? I just can't imagine ever wanting to/being able to sleep with a guy who I knew even cross dressed let alone was a troon. It would be instant revulsion.

 

[JimiHendrix]

This is what makes me feel like it's skeevy as fuck

i vaguely understand why some people might find this skeevy, but here's the thing.

i am not prowling outside of a school. i am not coercing anyone into having sex with me. i am not grooming anyone.

these are people on a sex app, of legal age, looking for sex. if I find them attractive, I give them sex.

their mental state isn't my problem. i also have quite a few mental issues, does that mean no one should fuck me? where's the line here? why is their mental shit my problem, but my mental shit isn't theirs? at the end of the day, they are of legal age, and whether you like it or not, are fully capable of giving consent. if we start drawing the line at "well, they've got mental issues, so it's bad" then why don't we start drawing it at people with autism (irony of people on kiwifarms saying people with autism shouldn't have sex), or BPD, or any other hosts of mental issues that exist, and good fucking luck trying to find a woman without at least one of those these days.

 

[Poonocchio]

i vaguely understand why some people might find this skeevy, but here's the thing.

i am not prowling outside of a school. i am not coercing anyone into having sex with me. i am not grooming anyone.

these are people on a sex app, of legal age, looking for sex. if I find them attractive, I give them sex.

their mental state isn't my problem. i also have quite a few mental issues, does that mean no one should fuck me? where's the line here? why is their mental shit my problem, but my mental shit isn't theirs? at the end of the day, they are of legal age, and whether you like it or not, are fully capable of giving consent. if we start drawing the line at "well, they've got mental issues, so it's bad" then why don't we start drawing it at people with autism (irony of people on kiwifarms saying people with autism shouldn't have sex), or BPD, or any other hosts of mental issues that exist, and good fucking luck trying to find a woman without at least one of those these days.

Nah not at all I'm not calling you a sex pest or anything like that, if you're comfortable with it then all good, enjoy; just for me I cannot imagine being slightly turned on and able to perform with a tranny or someone I feel is simply too delusional. I would honestly feel like I was fucking someone who completely repulsed me at best and wasn't compos mentis at worst depending on what they were asking me to do (I don't need to know details but I know some of these girls like their clits being called dicks and all sorts and if you can do that and stay turned on then... Good on you lol).

But at the end of the day my dude, you offered the information on KF of all places, can't blame people now for being intrigued/having opinions about it haha.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I don't need to know details but I know some of these girls like their clits being called dicks

that is a thing, and usually they announce that in their profile, which is how I know to avoid them.

i responded to that part of your post directly, but I want you to know I read all of your post and it's all good. I want to be clear, I am not making the argument that anyone should do what I do, if this isn't for you, that's all good, no problem.

I am making the argument that what I'm doing isn't nearly as degenerate or horrific as some people here seemed to first assume.

 

[Poonocchio]

that is a thing, and usually they announce that in their profile, which is how I know to avoid them.

i responded to that part of your post directly, but I want you to know I read all of your post and it's all good. I want to be clear, I am not making the argument that anyone should do what I do, if this isn't for you, that's all good, no problem.

I am making the argument that what I'm doing isn't nearly as degenerate or horrific as some people here seemed to first assume.

It could be worse, you could be a furry....

 

[JimiHendrix]

It could be worse, you could be a furry....

there is an infinitely longer list of kinks I could be into that I would be more embarrassed/ashamed about. i personally do not think I am doing anything wrong or that unusual here, but if you guys had found out I had a scat fetish or something I would've deleted my account.

 

[pink cigarettes]

i vaguely understand why some people might find this skeevy, but here's the thing.

i am not prowling outside of a school. i am not coercing anyone into having sex with me. i am not grooming anyone.

these are people on a sex app, of legal age, looking for sex. if I find them attractive, I give them sex.

their mental state isn't my problem. i also have quite a few mental issues, does that mean no one should fuck me? where's the line here? why is their mental shit my problem, but my mental shit isn't theirs? at the end of the day, they are of legal age, and whether you like it or not, are fully capable of giving consent. if we start drawing the line at "well, they've got mental issues, so it's bad" then why don't we start drawing it at people with autism (irony of people on kiwifarms saying people with autism shouldn't have sex), or BPD, or any other hosts of mental issues that exist, and good fucking luck trying to find a woman without at least one of those these days.

Jimi: (goes to one of many apps where adults post selfies and advertise that they're DTF strangers. Mostly they are there out of horniness, but maybe also loneliness, or boredom, or desperation, or a combo of these. Some apps are also for relationships but some are pretty much solely for hookups. Some people don't even use their real name, ever. Only a lunatic would want sex = pregnancy in this scenario. It's to meet, and get off, on agreed upon terms, for whatever weird reasons you want the attention/affection, like an animal, but a sterile one.)
Kiwifarms: "make sure it's only with well-adjusted people though!"
LMAO

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

i also have quite a few mental issues, does that mean no one should fuck me? where's the line here? why is their mental shit my problem, but my mental shit isn't theirs?

Because you are a man and they are women, (regardles of identity), the same rules only apply on paper but not in practice. Equality of the sexes is a pretty little lie we tell ourselves, one can be mad at it and become an incel or accept it and live with it (recomended). You can all give me my tophats, trashcans and and stonefaces now.

 

[cybertoaster]

Why do you not go after tomboys instead?

You want me to find a unicorn too? maybe an honest politician?

Tomboys should be on the Red List next to giant tortoises and andean condors.

that is a thing, and usually they announce that in their profile, which is how I know to avoid them.

i responded to that part of your post directly, but I want you to know I read all of your post and it's all good. I want to be clear, I am not making the argument that anyone should do what I do, if this isn't for you, that's all good, no problem.

I am making the argument that what I'm doing isn't nearly as degenerate or horrific as some people here seemed to first assume.

Completely off topic but since you allegedly have already done the nasty with a few pooners, just how bad is the smell down there, like "I need a shower to get the stank off" bad? you need to wash your junk right after to not die from the tuna stench? because from what the pooners themselves say their fish tacos might as well be chemical weapons.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Completely off topic but since you allegedly have already done the nasty with a few pooners, just how bad is the smell down there, like "I need a shower to get the stank off" bad?

i have been asked this numerous times now, and I will respond again, in all honesty and sincerity, i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

a lot of these questions come off like "I've never done it but I've heard rumors...." like those soldiers in Vietnam who thought the women had sideways pussy.

 

[Poonocchio]

i have been asked this numerous times now, and I will respond again, in all honesty and sincerity, i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

From the look of the ones you say you'd do vs not, you haven't been with ones on T/on T very long but they self admittedly fucking reek from the HRT so probably thank yourself lucky.