Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Orkeosaurus said:
His life would be so much better if he had a single fucking hobby. Just goddamn something to keep his hands busy. He lives like a 70 year old retiree whose life was his job.
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I mean, theoretically, he makes wands and that shit. But my understanding is he hasn't done much lately. Booze may be preventing him from enjoying hobbies which isn't great.
 
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NAL seems to be an insanely paranoid person. that paranoia is going to be the thing that gets the best of her sooner or later. no matter how many times her and cobes make up those things never go away for her. even in a relationship with a normal guy she would be doing this exact thing. the longer this goes on the worse it will get.

if NAL is one of those people that has an insanely low self worth then she will start doing things on purpose to prove herself right and test how much cobes actually cares about her. it might be something obvious like cleaning the kitchen or something nobody on earth could ever notice. maybe she says something and expects a very specific reaction from him or maybe she will start judging how much time he spends with other people rather than her.

these things will begin to get more and more common and lead to more and more meltdowns. the paranoia she has combined with that low self worth is going to destroy her because even if cobes actually did love her and said it to her multiple times a day and showered her in gifts and told her she was beautiful her mind will never let her believe those things are real. there will always be a catch there will always be some secret motive

. what i am curious about is if cobes will put his foot down and kick her out and be done with her forever or if he will just continue to fall for whatever she does to get back on his good side.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
His life would be so much better if he had a single fucking hobby. Just goddamn something to keep his hands busy. He lives like a 70 year old retiree whose life was his job.
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Making wands/staves. Making music. Even making mead. All these are technically hobbies. He's just REALLY bad at them and only does them sporadically. Since he has no job and no attachments he could do so many fun things. Imagine a Boglim around America saga in the style of An Idiot Abroad. Instead of spending $1000 on booze and doordash he could buy a few domestic tickets and bring us along as he experiences the culture of America. Oh well, that doesn't get you drunk so it's not going to happen.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Her behind the scenes shows just how fucked up he really is. We knew he drank all fucking day, yelled at his phone, and had an anger problem. It’s just sad seeing it from an outside perspective, especially the little glimpses behind his ‘goth bad boy’ persona
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Thing I found most odd is how he just sits in his chair and stares at the blank screen of his iMac.
 
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Rasputinee said:
Thing I found most odd is how he just sits in his chair and stares at the blank screen of his iMac.
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Man I'd love to be a fly on the wall for a week just so we could get a breakdown of how much time he spends passed out in his bug chair vs how much time he spends awake staring at his computer screen without anything on it.
 
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Noxe said:
Seriously though where's cobes I'm genuinely worried and concerned she might hurt him now
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I haven't read ahead to find out what happened yet, but I'm worried she's going to start something physical and this will go down like Jord vs. Warlord II. Difference is, she will press charges. If she's not getting his money, she's going to get her pound of flesh somehow, if only out of spite. He's drunk, autistic, and temperamental but the Casper P.D. won't be able to get him out of a domestic battery charge no matter how big fans they are of his videos.
 
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mars said:
Making wands/staves. Making music. Even making mead. All these are technically hobbies. He's just REALLY bad at them and only does them sporadically. Since he has no job and no attachments he could do so many fun things. Imagine a Boglim around America saga in the style of An Idiot Abroad. Instead of spending $1000 on booze and doordash he could buy a few domestic tickets and bring us along as he experiences the culture of America. Oh well, that doesn't get you drunk so it's not going to happen.
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He's also really weird about traveling or going anywhere. Clint mentioned that he wanted to take Cobes to the UK to see Big Ben and he just went, "Yeah but I saw pictures of it online, its the same thing dood." I'm pretty sure he's never been on a plane either to the benefit of passengers everywhere.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
We didn't need any confirmation of this but her streams have also further shown his "cutting back on my drinking toobs!" cope he's been pushing since his Christmas arrest is a total lie. He's shitfaced all day everyday. He's a full blown alcoholic drunk as often as he can be.
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Yes, but what else is to be expected for a disabled guy with no job given significant amounts of money thrown at him for being a clown.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
He's also really weird about traveling or going anywhere. Clint mentioned that he wanted to take Cobes to the UK to see Big Ben and he just went, "Yeah but I saw pictures of it online, its the same thing dood." I'm pretty sure he's never been on a plane either to the benefit of passengers everywhere.
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I can't tell whether Cobra's aversion to travel is a product of him being a hermit, his autism hating change or a fear of flying.
 
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Agares said:
Deep down he's probably depressed as hell and just waiting to die. No amount of alcohol or drugs can cover it up forever and sometimes the mask slips when the camera is on.
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Or maybe in pain due to his teeth, or he might be exhausted because he (probably) has untreated type 2 diabetes, or just enjoying the buzz.

There was a live early this year where he broke his phone, got drunk, and suddenly broke down crying. It was really sad.
 
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Twinkie said:
Someone said that previously, IIRC it was in chat during NAL's first visit and she screeched OF COURSE HE'S BEEN ON A PLANE, GO SUCK YOUR DAD'S DICK... or something similar.
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My favorite thing she does is her ad-libbed nonsense insults when she just seems to have a mental template and just plays full in the blanks with expletives and vulgar things.

One of the best was when she got mad at a commenter and said something like “yeah, well, that’s what your mom said to your dad when he fucked her at 18 years old!” It’s not even an insult
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I can't tell whether Cobra's aversion to travel is a product of him being a hermit, his autism hating change or a fear of flying.
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You also aren't allowed to smoke, vape or dip nicotine on a plane so that would make for a very cranky BOY. And I could easily see him causing a ruckus once the flight attendants cut him off for having too many overpriced drink combos.
 
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Agares said:
You also aren't allowed to smoke, vape or dip nicotine on a plane so that would make for a very cranky BOY. And I could easily see him causing a ruckus once the flight attendants cut him off for having too many overpriced drink combos.
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And even when the drinks are 'free' they wont let you have enough to get drunk. Real drunks sneak their own onto the plane.
 
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