He'd claim to have THREE legs. All of them the best legs ever.
It's kind of true, though. It's really subjective. No matter how based someone is, they're someone's lolcow. I'm sure I'm a lolcow. You're a lolcow to someone in your life. Everybody is somebody's lolcow.
Fascism! A HECKING fascism! A Fascism just flew over my roof! There's tens of thousands of fascisms in our food right now and it's making Gen Z get Hitler haircuts!!
This is why I hate dumb inter-forum wars (as opposed to entirely correct ones like hating redditors). 99% of the time they're based on cherry picking the biggest retards on the other site (and there are always retards) and acting like they represent the whole site. Like for KF it's usually screen capping the dumbest motherfucker's dumbest post and, of course, cutting out the part at the bottom where it gets a million dumb, autistic, lunacy stickers because everyone hates that faggot.
If being a literal German makes me a Nazi then you're just as guilty through association with that Bible.
Remember, this FFWBT thinks spamming "enjoy prison" 100 times a day is "resisting fascism" because it has a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on it. You know, sort of like how you're committing "revolution" by wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt made in a chink sweatshop or how you're a "rebel" if you wear Rebel-branded jeans.
That says more about his status as a complete loser than his status as a lolcow.
It’s a WIP. The years of his Twitter firebranding is important background to establish that Pat has long delighted in being a self-important prick online and is now reaping what he’s sown. Without that context, most normies would assume he’s some victim of online meanies who — as Pat continues to assert — chose him “at random.”
I can imagine the smug look Rick had after that retort. For those who don't know, congrats on not wasting your time on shitty movies, but "No, I don't think I will" is a famous line by Captain America. Rick identifies as him, as they both fight fascists. Well, one of them fought fascists, and the other one is a fat faggot who says "no, child" on Twitter a lot. Basically the same thing.
Notice how the word "publisher" is not mentioned.
For some extry context here are some relevent xeets
Most people would cite something like 'the birth of my child', 'my first dance as a newlywed', 'completing my love quest', 'publishing my first book', 'graduating head of my class', 'grinding my first child into pepperoni', etc.
