DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elbe]

"My real wealth is my family..."

Dave & Linda wellness check, please.

 

[Fapcop]

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Yuge troll rant from the end of Yasnooza

LMAO!

He’s still harping about “ten years of failure”… Damn that title most really have cut deep.

“A family that supports what I’m doing”

This pig is straight up delusional. Tell me, how does his cat and horse “support” what he’s doing? Khat can’t be arsed to show up on stream, and Jasper?! Let us know Phil… How does your catson support his streams?!

Also this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkxD8EBOR9o&pp=ygUDZHNw

BG3 is basically a sexual predator according to Phil, because it “forces him into homosexual relationships”.

 

[Ace of Snakes]

This shit would be embarrassing coming from anyone, period. I started coughing up blood when he got to his "the real wealth was the friends we met along the way" shit

 

[Balr0g]

Pure, unadulterated cope. I have no idea what keeps prompting these rants, but they’re getting more and more frequent.

One thing I’ve always found hilarious is him not being capable of reflecting as to why he’s recognized as a lolcow… it just so happens that this is precisely the first defining trait of any lolcow.

Two words: midlife crisis

 

[RougeRed]

Tonight we got to hear DSP admit that the only reason his streams make any money is because of 1MM and "one person behind the scenes". It feels kinda weird to actually hear him say it.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Fairly certain she lives with a black fella, who is the father of her child(ren), she stopped posting on social media very much after she got her job as an addiction counsellags.

I wonder how long she's been with the guy and if she got married.

It might explain why Phil panicked and brought Kat out to see his parents/get married despite having no interest in marrying Leanna (despite her wanting to).

I always considered it was just him trying to tie Kat to him so he wouldn't end up without a mommy again (though she does a terrible job), but maybe his mom mentioned his sister getting married/being functional and Phil took it as a threat, so felt he had to show that he too was a functioning adult.

Phil probably sees 'who gets the inheritence' as a direct 1:1 contest, not realizing they'll both get half and his sister is 100% gonna be the executrix.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil probably sees 'who gets the inheritence' as a direct 1:1 contest, not realizing they'll both get half and his sister is 100% gonna be the executrix.

I said this before but it bears repeating: biggest plot twist would be if Phil gets either nothing or he inherits all the debts his parents collected supporting their manbaby son

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I said this before but it bears repeating: biggest plot twist would be if Phil gets either nothing or he inherits all the debts his parents collected supporting their manbaby son

I still hold that Phil is hoping to liquidate everything of theirs and use that for his "retirement".

 

[Brother Wind]

I still hold that Phil is hoping to liquidate everything of theirs and use that for his "retirement".

That is going to be the funniest fucking month in the vortex.

 

[Oh Naggers]

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I still hold that Phil is hoping to liquidate everything of theirs and use that for his "retirement".

He couldn't even let a realtor rent out a perfectly good condo he had just sitting there for him, making him essentially free money. Do people really think he would be able to handle selling his parents assets? You have to deal with people or actually put in work to do that.

 

[Kane lives in death]

These days he has said non stop he will NEVER play a long RPG like BG3 again because it almost killed the business(what this actually is, is an excuse to never play a complex game that shows how much of an idiot he is).

That shows DSP absolutely despised every second of his BG3 playthrough, we are never gonna see any other like it unless support continues to dry up to disaster levels.

 

[HereForNudes]

"My real wealth is my family..."
Nice, Phil is healing.
"...and that makes me better than you."
Never mind

That's exactly it. He had a good point but then immediately ruins it and turns it around. Going off how he is better thrn everyone. And that everyone is an idiot.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Does he really think that anyone buys this cope of his about "his family" when he just has a cat-son and a loveless marriage with a fat, autistic horse that he's too afraid to even touch?

I used to think the messaging was for the dents or Phil’s weird idea that new people will stumble upon the stream and need to be caught up, but at this point it feels pretty clear that he’s actually just trying to gaslight himself. If it convinces other people as well then that’s great, but more than anything Phil needs to convince himself so he doesn’t have a full fledged mental breakdown.

 

[marlintan]

Phil needs to convince himself so he doesn’t have a full fledged mental breakdown.

I think that a mental breakdown would be the best thing for DSP to actually address why he has the problems he has... people tend to bounce back up once they've hit rock bottom, but the dents that give him money keep throwing shovels and picks down the hole he's in, so he can just keep on digging deeper.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Midlife crisis. Started on his weird as fuck 40th birthday stream, then he kept getting spitroasted on Sidescrollers, then the word "Failure" in Turkey Tahm's documentary sealed the deal. He has completely fucking lost his mind now. I remember when I got back into detracting 4 years ago and the first thing I noticed is how unhinged he was getting but it wasn't anything too out of the ordinary compared to the last time I followed his antics (which was 2016). Phil now is completely unrecognizable to what he was just 3 years ago, he's completely lost the plot and is obsessed with his legacy and with how shit his life is now. That's why "meaningful" and "I'm happy" are two phrases he's said more often in the past 12 months than he has in the past 42 years.

I would say that and the fact that reality is finally setting in. I mentioned this before a few years ago that one day reality is gonna come knocking down piggy's door and it was just a matter of time. He can't continue to ignore reality and the situation he's in - he tries to gaslight himself that he "loves his life", he "loves his family", he's "not a lolcow", etc...However, life doesn't work like that. The illusion is being broken and that scares Phil, so, the addiction starts to ramp up a la WWE Champions to run away from those feelings, because reality is scary...and he thinks "If I ignore it, it'll go away." Phil has ran away from issues before and never had the pay for the consequences of those actions. This time, he can't.

What I do see is WWE Champions ramped up a LOT, I do see him telling chat and himself that he's "happy" more and more, almost to the point where it borders on scary, as Phil is delving deeper and deeper into insanity. We're WAY past bedrock, this is a whole new rock layer! Phil is losing the battle with reality and eventually something is going to happen where a mental health professional is going to have to step in a la conservatorship. When will it happen? Not sure. However, we're starting to see it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Plenty of folks took out of their IRA / 401k during the pandemic, as there were hardship exemptions allowed by the IRS, but I understand that is a wholly different case than DSP wanting to travel to SF2ST tournaments around the US. I know several people that had to take out around ten grand out of their retirement savings to make it through COVID...

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Part of his federal back tax payment plan for going on 5 years includes Social Security, you don't get an option to not pay it along with your FICA, Medicaid, etc.

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/social-security-benefits-eligible-for-the-federal-payment-levy-program

There wouldn't have been very much in that 401 plus, he got wacked for early withdrawal and taxes on it.

You guys are so dramatic man. Phil is a slightly overweight, non smoker who has health insurance and lives in a first world country. You really think he's going to be dead before 60? Come on man. I hate to bring up this example time and time again but Boogie2988 has been 300lb+ for nearly 50 years and is still alive with no signs of dying soon. Phil will easily live into his 70s. "But he's an alcoholic who gets no exercise" so are like half of Americans over the age of 40.

WHOA! Settle down Fireball. Phail himself has told us about the myriad of health issues he has.

These days he has said non stop he will NEVER play a long RPG like BG3 again because it almost killed the business(what this actually is, is an excuse to never play a complex game that shows how much of an idiot he is).

That shows DSP absolutely despised every second of his BG3 playthrough, we are never gonna see any other like it unless support continues to dry up to disaster levels.

He fleeced the rubes for almost $7k. He'll be back.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

The way he reacts to popular insults against him is hilarious. The fr fr, it's me! Is one of the best.

Wonder what would happen if all the insults were along the lines of, "OMM and OIC are Phil's bosses. He does whatever they want.". He might be dumb enough to go on a rant about how those two are nobodies, and he doesn't do what he's told!!

Keep pushing that and he might drive off his whales on his own. He's almost as bad as King Cobra with his ODD and doing the exact opposite of what he's told, to a massive fault.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I still don't understand why he insisted on playing Yakuza all the way through if no one ever tips for it. He drops games all the time because people don't pay him enough, but he's dedicated nearly half of his streams since it came out to a game that makes no money and is so slow that he literally falls asleep during cutscenes.

The only thing I can think of is it being financed behind the scenes so he can pretend he doesn't play games for the money. He's pushed that narrative before, but it is odd because he claims not to play games for money and then immediately rants and drops games because of money.

It's an easy, turn based JRPG with lots of long cutscenes. Despite his constant whining about RPG Overloadthis is his favorite kind of game because it's the most low effort for him to stream, next to walking simulators. The reason he dropped Final Fantasy 7 and not Yakuza is because FF7 is an action game with an RPG wrapper.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Keep pushing that and he might drive off his whales on his own.

It's not the first, nor will it be the last, time he has pushed away whales. One of my favorites was when he got kicked out of the Twitch partnership program and the dent MajorRiot cheered Phil for I believe two years straight, along with making references to Chef Boyardee, and once Phil couldn't receive cheers, he told MajorRiot to "tip him instead." MajorRiot having a moment of clarity basically said "Nah, I don't think so." Phil went Phil. For the newcomers, that's scorched Earth policy. He (MajorRiot) told Phil that PayPal shows ALL your information, including your real name, address, e-mail, etc...Phil went full gaslight and told him that "No, it doesn't...and you're an idiot if you believe that." Even through PayPal and other content creators that use PayPal as a service has said "Yes, it shows EVERYTHING! Your real name, your address, your e-mail." Phil loves getting people's information and has doxxed people. He doxxed PWdubs in his private Discord, he's threatened to doxx others that use his forum "By the way: I have your IP, I have your name, and I have your address...So, congratulations! You fucked up, BeAwesomeOne on Twitter." Why? Because it's DSP. He loves having a sense of control over everything and everyone. I digress.

So, what did Phil do? Ban him. Why? Because he didn't want to tip Phil.

There's countless events of Phil pissing off and pushing away dents and whales. During the Jasper reveal, after he got $2,000, he lost mods and fans because of that.

Phil doesn't understand that his attitude towards people and how he sees people as nothing but assets turns people off, along with seeing them as walking ATM's, isn't a good look. Phil always thinks that there is another Emerald7 around the corner, there is another JaxxRaxxor, another StraightCashHomie, another OIC, another PlanetJeff, etc...

Also, even his chat now is starting to get tired of his antics and tired of the Canadian coomer, Derich with his Wikipedia facts, and are fighting back. Like I mentioned before, Phil is a cancer and everything he touches turns to cancer. Eventually, his whole chat is going to be nothing but Nightbot and Derich.