Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

Not so fast...

That title makes it sound like it's going to be a snuff book. It's not obviously, but seriously you couldn't come up with anything better? Look I got one took me five seconds Death, Penalties, Desires. No wonder he is still a balldo orbiter.

 

[trash cat]

I also can't tell if that horrible squeaking is his breathing in his nose has gotten fucked up or if his chair is squeaking.

EDIT: Okay, I'm fairly certain that weird sound is coming from his nose. You can hear it very prominently around 12:55 or so after he says "umbrella."

Wow nice find.

imo that whistling noise is definitely major nasal swelling from snorting Adderall. Or maybe from snorting cheap coke.

(He's prescribed it for 'narcolepsy', okay?)

Like his nosebleed and blood red nostril from the other day...



The pill binders and fillers are like little razorblades. The insoluble materials in the pills don't dissolve in water so they'll just sit in the nose.

You can hear Nick's nose whistling in the background from 12:28 to 12:60. Like you said, the best example is right after the word "umbrella" at 12:55.

Sounds like a far away bird in the background.

Rekieta's nose haunted by kiwi birds

Rekieta's nose whistle, Elissa clips YT excerpt, 12:30 to 13:00

Why was he up at night if he wasn’t streaming?

Stimulants. Same reason he's losing weight. Same reason he's acting cracked out.

We know as of a few months ago, he's now prescribed two (or more) 'narcolepsy' drugs... One is Provigil. The other is probably Adderall, or another amphetamine-based simulant.

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How can you do this to your kids?

Does Nick think his kids don't know what he's doing?

That they don't notice the whistling nose? The nosebleeds? The unusual weight loss? The personality changes? The lame excuses?

Because I guarantee they know. They were probably first to know.

 

[Space Pope]

Not so fast...

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At least there is a PG version?

Or is this Steve's interrogation?

A double homicide takes the nation by storm. All clues point to Amanda Smallwood.

Amanda Smallwood.
MANdy small wood.

Perhaps Steve isn't as clueless as he lets on.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[Harm]

Sounds like a far away bird in the background.

Yeah, I thought I was going crazy at first, but I was listening on my headphones in a silent environment and thought to maximize the volume and caught it clear as day. It almost seemed to correlate with his physical movements, which is why I thought squeaky chair. At the same time, it more strong matches his speech slowing or stopping. When he gets going on a rant, it seems to stop as his airflow is mostly going through his mouth even when his body shifts around.

 

[Captain Manning]

Not so fast...

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At least there is a PG version?

Or is this Steve's interrogation?

Remember, if Gosney were super devout, he'd probably try to save Rekieta.

Then again, it's also possible he won't and he'll just pretend yesterday didn't happen just to shill his book. People can be fake. Trust no one. Total streamer death. Etc.

Hope for the best, but prep for disappointment.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick is going way earlier tonight if Gosney is correct. 8pm central is a time nick has claimed is impossible for him to stream at before.

 

[Swole McPole]

I am happy for people who have religion as a positive influence on their lives. I wish I could believe.

I stopped believing in God at about the same age I stopped believing in Santa Claus, but I also wish I could believe. A few years ago, I decided I was going to embrace of cultural Christianity. Just as you have atheist jews who embrace their cultural jewishness, I've started to act as if I believed it were all true because I think doing so makes the world an infinitely better place.

I believe that after you die, your body rots and that's the end of you, so I'm not seeking salvation in the afterlife, but I think living as though it's all true makes everybody's life better in this one.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick is going way earlier tonight if Gosney is correct. 8pm central is a time nick has claimed is impossible for him to stream at before.

When you have to drive those incel prudes stalker childs children around to activities you have to compromise your work time. What would you have him do? Deprive them of their precious four in the morning math class? The 2am spelling bee? Midnight theater? Those are precious memory every child has and holds dear, and when you're a dedicated father who's not at all a druggy and pervert you just have to put your career on hold for the normal family activity of late night boulder collecting, like so many great fathers have done before for their girlfriend's daughters. Now if you'll excuse him, he has some kids that really need to be in underwater Backgammon class.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'll just say that if anything good can come out of Nick's nosedive, I hope the people ITT who want to find faith can find some real answers.

 

[ChromaQuack]

oh fuck yeah, I want a full PPP sermon. With Warski muted and no dono disruptions, just full on 20 mins righteous indignation sesh

Possibly the first time I'm looking forward to watching the chemo casino in a while, PPP might just start ranting until his eyes glow, his 600 pounds of fat transmogrifying into pure muscle spontaneously making him into a pure 6'4 Adonis fueled by sheer disgust and contempt.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm not sure if this will enlighten anything as I assume Nicki doesn't have many personal beliefs and Kayla would have picked the church based more upon location and music than creed, they attend an Evangelical Covenant Church.

IDK if that info is true but I certainly don't think this is reflective of Kayla's family's beliefs at all from the things that Nick has claimed.

During the 6 hour Eric July meltdown stream Nick had Dick Masterson on and he explained how his in-laws dragged him to somewhere, I believe it was Ken Ham's creationist theme park in Kentucky, and how his wife caught him on his phone talking in The Dick Show fan groups mocking what was going on around him and told him off. I noticed that he mentioned Ken Ham in his rant meaning he's probably still pissed off about that.

As I have posted before, anyone trying to seriously analyze Rekieta's religious beliefs as if they are sincerely held is a moron. He pretended to match his in-law's religious beliefs for a while and was extremely resentful. Yesterday it boiled over from trolly theological opinions to open mockery, making it pretty obvious what's going on. But it was clear before, too.

Yeah, I thought I was going crazy at first, but I was listening on my headphones in a silent environment and thought to maximize the volume and caught it clear as day. It almost seemed to correlate with his physical movements, which is why I thought squeaky chair. At the same time, it more strong matches his speech slowing or stopping. When he gets going on a rant, it seems to stop as his airflow is mostly going through his mouth even when his body shifts around.

He streams from a vault. It's a thick door and no windows. Unless there is a bird in the room with him, that's not a bird.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Going live early tonight, w/ Branca and Gosney. Perhaps Gosney will dive deeper into the Balldo. Perhaps he'll comment on the heretical views of our Balldo?
Though, to expect erudite discussion from these three seems laughable.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I stopped believing in God at about the same age I stopped believing in Santa Claus, but I also wish I could believe.

God isn't a dude sitting in the sky, that's retarded. God is a giant space crystal thing who built the universe and decided it wanted to experience creation in all it's glory, so it splintered its consciousness into itty bity pieces and all sorts of life forms.

I believe that after you die, your body rots and that's the end of you, so I'm not seeking salvation in the afterlife, but I think living as though it's all true makes everybody's life better in this one.

You get recycled and come back over and over and over and over again. When you die you go back and get you get a performance review. If you do a particularly shitty job in life you end up on the fuckup planet.

 

[TherapyMan]

Possibly the first time I'm looking forward to watching the chemo casino in a while, PPP might just start ranting until his eyes glow, his 600 pounds of fat transmogrifying into pure muscle spontaneously making him into a pure 6'4 Adonis fueled by sheer disgust and contempt.

I know this may be an unpopular opinion here, but I actually like nu-PPP more than the old holier-than-thou PPP. The old PPP went out of his way to moralize people while being a weirdo pseudo-pastoral type degenerate who looked down on everyone while being (then) 400lbs and basically not giving a shit about any of the actual truth of what he said. New Project 2 comes to mind.

I was not the biggest fan of old-PPP because of the inherent hypocrisy.

Nu-PPP knows he's a weirdo grifter fat sack of shit and fully admits that but generally kicks down people even more depraved than himself. Nu-PPP focuses on putting on a good show more than looking to preach at people. As someone who admittedly shares very few of his morals, I find that more entertaining and more honest.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I hope Nick continues to talk about religion to his audience and even goes back to teaching Sunday school. A lolcow with a proper heresiarch arc is rare goods.

 

[3MMA]

Perhaps he'll comment on the heretical views of our Balldo?

Our Balldo, Who art a heathen,
Not Hallowed be thy name.
From black men’s cum.
Nick will have FUN,
on earth, as it is in Hedonism II.

Give us this day our daily whiskey.
And forgive us our WEIRDNESSES,
as we forgive those who swing without us.
And lead us not into sobriety,
but deliver us from incel prudes. Amen.

 

[Captain Manning]

I know this may be an unpopular opinion here, but I actually like nu-PPP more than the old holier-than-thou PPP.

I somewhat agree.

The big problem with old PPP is some of his old arguments against Rekieta was almost anti-capitalist in nature. Arguments which nu-PPP has since clearly abandoned with the KC.

I think he kinda shot himself in the foot when he went against Rekieta back in 2020 because of his focusing too much on money. It did not resonate well with Nick's fans then. It might have allowed Nick to keep the illusional going longer than he otherwise would have. Some people just assumed PPP was jealous of Rekieta's financial success. He should have focused more on Nick's moral inconsistency.

The problem with Rekieta wasn't that he was making money. The problem was that he had to be dishonest about who he really was in order to make that money, and do some things that went contrary to the morals he professed.

OTOH, the theological arguments bothered me less. Indeed, if he could bring those back now, I think he'd be well positioned to destroy Nick's Easter stream. I have to imagine PPP knows more about the Bible than Rekieta. Because it sounds like Rekieta got almost every point wrong on that stream.

 

[Golden Boy]

I follow Rekieta semi frequently and even I'm completely shocked with how he looks every time a new stream comes out. Just imagine what he looks like without all the filters and digital makeup.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

There's no way this will work in the long run. Look at how ridiculously he is splooging money. Is there anything like that coming in? He's a loser. His days of wine and roses are over. Eventually he's going to have to suck that family charity dick again. And they'll probably put conditions on it. No more licking YouTube weirdos and doing disgusting cuck swinger shit on stream.

He's going to be on a tight leash again soon, and not in a way he will like.

Somehow, I get the impression that Nick would rather end his own life than admit that he'd failed his friends and family (and even the strangers on the Internet who were pulling for him).