Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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i like how he blames the trolls for being evicted. I think the nonstop emts and cops didn’t help, but I believe the screaming matches and broken window sealed the deal.

He will not move in with Clint. Clint don’t want him and family would rebel. Bags of ice, cat food, nonstop food deliveries would be an everyday occurrence. He can be like “YouTube is his thing and I respect that” from a distance. But Tannis would get tired of that shit quick.

Not too mention legit EMT and Cops showing up when he get blackout at 9am on a Tuesday. Clint can ignore a lot of this shit now but not in the house.

I think they also rent in Clint’s name. Might make it easier but he must not tell them there is going to be cops, emts, and non stop door dash when Bog Boy moves in. A simple google check of his name would stop most landlords. Hell, him nearly burning the apartment down with the infamous potatoe video would be enough. Fuck, him always cooking drunk would scare me.

I’m curious where he is going to end up.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
i like how he blames the trolls for being evicted. I think the nonstop emts and cops didn’t help, but I believe the screaming matches and broken window sealed the deal.

He will not move in with Clint. Clint don’t want him and family would rebel. Bags of ice, cat food, nonstop food deliveries would be an everyday occurrence. He can be like “YouTube is his thing and I respect that” from a distance. But Tannis would get tired of that shit quick.

Not too mention legit EMT and Cops showing up when he get blackout at 9am on a Tuesday. Clint can ignore a lot of this shit now but not in the house.

I think they also rent in Clint’s name. Might make it easier but he must not tell them there is going to be cops, emts, and non stop door dash when Bog Boy moves in. A simple google check of his name would stop most landlords. Hell, him nearly burning the apartment down with the infamous potatoe video would be enough. Fuck, him always cooking drunk would scare me.

I’m curious where he is going to end up.
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Tanis was never a fan of his constant YouTubing. IIRC she was annoyed when he recorded a video of him and Clint at a pizza parlor. You could here her saying "no youtube please" or something in the background.
 
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Cobe's recently former mod Hasslenuts is blowing some glass live.

Jessica banned him after he spoke up about the ribs being in the oven earlier this last visit and started talking crap about his wife. Im fairly certain he's the guy that made the goblet cup with four green cobras on it.
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He's sent Josh several glass pieces at this point, including the most recent dab straw that he insists is for drinking. He's also the guy that sends him that homemade cajun seasoning he uses on everything. One can only speculate that he puts his cum in it, but I digress.
 
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This may sound dramatic but I unironically believe the person who gave Josh duster that first time with instructions on how to abuse should face some jail time or minimum some kind of fine or something. It's really no different then going to the special needs classroom and saying "Hey, this glue will make you feel great if you sniff it!"
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
This may sound dramatic but I unironically believe the person who gave Josh duster that first time with instructions on how to abuse should face some jail time or minimum some kind of fine or something. It's really no different then going to the special needs classroom and saying "Hey, this glue will make you feel great if you sniff it!"
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kill your local drug dealer energy
 
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Blagher said:
How would that really work. Josh lives in proximity to Clint? Dude can't even remotely sober up for a birthday lunch with family, it's going to be a Neverending source of embarrassment for a guy as prideful as Clint for his real family to see how he failed his biological son so badly.
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The point is moot seeing as that's the case when Cobra isn't in proximity anyway.

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Clint should just get Josh a second hand trailer instead. Those landlords basically don't evict for anything short of proven domestic terrorism.

And Josh will get an endless supply of new guests and his drunken rambling will fit in with all the other degens at rock bottom
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I'm assuming you mean a trailer in a trailer park? I don't think that'll last for more than year, there's no trailer park that's going to tolerate EMS and Casper Police showing up every 2-3 days, he'll be evicted in under a year and we're back to square one. These places aren't like 8-Mile, they are usually age restricted and/or have guidelines for tenant behavior similar to a lease. People get evicted from their lots all the time for infringing on the lease agreement especially if the surrounding tenants find you to be a fucking nuisance at all hours of the night.
 
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Bogliacci said:
My wish is that all the weens and alogs just focus on NAL and leave cobes alone. How can you look at that wretched wench and then at cobes and be like "Wow, look how terrible that guy is"
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I hope all the weens and a-logs get stuck in a studio apartment with a woman like NAL for a whole week.
 
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vsl said:
holy shit the spitter jokes have so much weight now
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Her face lines up scarily well.
 
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I have to admit, it was super hard watching him off-handedly duster himself into braindead, comatose, self destruction, but this unpredictable arch of tying his soul to some swamp creature has been even beyond that level, to almost being totally unwatchable. His six year dry spell was actually his circle of protection, and now that his tasting of forbidden fruit has literally led to his own biblical fall, it is mind-blowing how great of a position he was in before. This time I hope moving places will be his return to form of ride bike, lift weight, and eat canned food on stream. Embrace Nature, Return to Bogness
 
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