Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes is dumb as fuck. He probably knows or has been told, that Clint is going to sort this out. No way is he house hunting or signing contracts. He’s just getting blasted off moonshine, waiting for Papa Nips to pick up his mess and take him to his new den of disgust.

 

[Mushroom King]

I wish everyone would chill with this group home shit. Those places are miserable and only a step above jail.

 

[Noxe]

I wish everyone would chill with this group home shit. Those places are miserable and only a step above jail.

Yup. People don't understand that shit. They think cobes should just be miserable and potentially abused by health workers.

On an unrelated note I posted this in the alog thread in PG but I can't fucking stand redditors man. They actually act like cobes is a rapist cuz he did.... literal retard teen shit with another retarded teen. It's fuckin weird and gross but to call him a rapist is a bit much imo. Like don't get me wrong the BOY is no angel but what did he do to deserve this harassment?

But I digress

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Group homes are generally for people who cannot live on their own whatsoever, or people coming off serious drug problems. Josh doesn't fit there, unless it's to address his alcoholism. And as said, group homes are a last option, they're not glamorous like some movies make them out to be.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Said it before I'll keep saying it, Cobes literally cannot hold down a normal job. You know how the military doesn't let people below about 85 IQ join? Well maybe you don't, but basically, the military makes you take an aptitude test that roughly measures IQ, and if you're below about 85 IQ, you are refused because you're so stupid that there is literally nothing they can do with you in which you'll be more of an asset than a liability, not even cleaning floors. Given that he couldn't even cut it at Wendy's, Cobra is one of those people.

I think that there are jobs the boy could do and years ago I think he would have been fine at them. Goodwill hires tards all the time and all Cobes would have to do is operate like a piece of machinery that lifts boxes and sort of puts things on shelves. He's gotten so used to just turning on the camera and bogliming for money that I don't think he could ever go back to working though, he'd never get there in the first place because he no longer rides bike. Even if his bike got fixed at this point the boy is so afraid to leave the apartment that he probably wouldn't use it anyway. Shame really.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Yup. People don't understand that shit. They think cobes should just be miserable and potentially abused by health workers.

On an unrelated note I posted this in the alog thread in PG but I can't fucking stand redditors man. They actually act like cobes is a rapist cuz he did.... literal retard teen shit with another retarded teen. It's fuckin weird and gross but to call him a rapist is a bit much imo. Like don't get me wrong the BOY is no angel but what did he do to deserve this harassment?

But I digress

The poster from your screencap also just randomly threw in that Cobes rubbed his genitals on the girl without asking something that never happened in his story.

 

[D_Tractor]

Daniel Larson used to do phone streams from his group home IIRC. Though, that probably was one of the many reasons for him being kicked out.

And Airsoftfatty's friend Robert.

 

[Noxe]

The poster from your screencap also just randomly threw in that Cobes rubbed his genitals on the girl without asking something that never happened in his story.

Yeah. I mentioned earlier (I think) In a different comment in this thread or the other one, that they just make up bullshit and pass it around so much everyone just believes bs.

 

[MegaFaggot]

She has a josh pillow.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

He would know by now that a sea hag is pulling him down.

Maybe. I think it's also possible that Clint leans towards taking Jessica's side in things because he is literally tired and here's another adult who is willingly stepping in to "take care of" Josh. Sure, she's not perfect, but I guarantee Clint is super grateful for another set of eyes on the boy.

porn photos on the Conquistador Google Reviews.

This is so fucking vile. While Jessica's caterwauling certainly made things worse, I do believe that the malicious weening was going HARD since Jessica's first visit. I bet Redditors are calling his poor landlord constantly, alleging all sorts of shit that is all very hard to parse through to find what's true and what's not.

imagine being tied to a lease with those two.

Imagine being a loser ex-Redditor, shunned to Facebook, who now has a chance to quit your shitty job at Wells Fargo because you're living with King Cobra and people are gonna watch your Youtube shit no matter how terrible it is. Like and subscribe to Cobe's Bro, Aaron, guys!

He's stated several times that he just wants to be a part of Josh's life, and that trying to guide him in the right direction isn't worth the huge fight. It feels like anytime Clint has the opportunity to do the right/obvious thing, he reminds us exactly why Josh is the way he is.

I feel so much for Clint, tbh. He's certainly not the perfect parent, but he's tried with The Boglim, and finally realized that all he can do is try to stay in Josh's life. In my previous career in Tard Wrangling you see a lot of Clints. Their children are fucked and making terrible choices and the parents are absolutely helpless to stop them because they're adults. Clint can't make him do shit. And Clint loves his son, so he tries to stay in his life however he can. Cut Clint a break, guys.

one of the complaints the apartment complex got was that she purposefully flooded the laundry room.

See? This is what I mean. While Jessica is terrible, her presence alone wouldn't have gotten him kicked out. It was Jessica+weens all the way. Sure, she could learn to control herself, absolutely, but they could also stop fucking with these two lukewarm brained people.

she knows "some guy" in florida who will help her remodel it or some shit

Lol of course she's friendly with a Florida Man. You gonna fly him to WY to fix up your crack shack, Jessica?

On a random note, I kept thinking NAL's Dad reminded me of someone, and I finally realized it's the super creepy locksmith from Broad City

 

[Bogliacci]

The poster from your screencap also just randomly threw in that Cobes rubbed his genitals on the girl without asking something that never happened in his story.

Of course, the redditors are too stupid to keep the lore straight. Cobes would stuff a sock in his crotch and then scoot past women at bars so it'd rub them and they'd be like "oh wow that goth guy has a big dick"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[gang weeder]

I think that there are jobs the boy could do and years ago I think he would have been fine at them. Goodwill hires tards all the time and all Cobes would have to do is operate like a piece of machinery that lifts boxes and sort of puts things on shelves. He's gotten so used to just turning on the camera and bogliming for money that I don't think he could ever go back to working though, he'd never get there in the first place because he no longer rides bike. Even if his bike got fixed at this point the boy is so afraid to leave the apartment that he probably wouldn't use it anyway. Shame really.

With someone like Cobra you have to factor in how his general presence would affect a place, not just can he physically pick up and move boxes or whatever. Yes physically even the dumbest person is capable of doing all sorts of things, if their brain sent their body the correct signals. But if you take Cobra and put him in a Goodwill what is he going to do? Slack off like crazy, never do any actual work unless he's being directly hounded, be loud and obnoxious and get in stupid pointless confrontations, freak out other workers and bring down the vibe with his strange appearance and behavior, show up drunk and/or randomly miss his shifts for no good reason, etc.

Yes he could move a few boxes but overall he'd be a detriment who isn't worth whatever wage he is paid. And you mentioned having him operate a piece of machinery, that seems like a bad idea in basically any context.

 

[Halloween23]

Anyone who thinks he can function in society without help and hold down a real job should watch that on repeat a few times. Which is also why reddit is even more pathetic for thinking he's satan. He's the modern day version of the village idiot.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Anyone who thinks he can function in society without help and hold down a real job should watch that on repeat a few times. Which is also why reddit is even more pathetic for thinking he's satan. He's the modern day version of the village idiot.

So what, trol? We're not all born knowing how to applicate multiples of 5, one of the HARDEST numbers. Hahaha yessssth. Twu. Fuck sickos

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Slack off like crazy, never do any actual work unless he's being directly hounded

They put all new hires on 1:1 supervision until they are competent to do it themselves. I know folks who failed out of Goodwill jobs because they couldn't keep them on 1:1 forever.

 

[Grape Garden]

Not gonna lie...kind of jealous of that pillow.

 

[gang weeder]

They put all new hires on 1:1 supervision until they are competent to do it themselves. I know folks who failed out of Goodwill jobs because they couldn't keep them on 1:1 forever.

Yeah and that'd be Jorp. The second he didn't have someone actively looking at him he'd stop being productive.

 

[Todd Weiss]

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Dysgenic, yet innovative. I give it an 8.67 out of 10

 

[often puzzled]

StuffKSaid is a Twitter-based Chantal archivist who also runs some sort of Discord. Chantal thread readers will know her as the person who always gets the video archives and makes them available on Twitter.

With that background out of the way, she tweeted that the Casper police log shows that someone called the police right after Josh's fight with NAL started:



Full image 1 (appears to be from a Discord?):



Full image 2:



I verified the call on the Oil City News. You can read the log entry here (direct link) or here (archive). Note that "family fight" was how the operator interpreted the caller's message; they clarify on the site that the call type may not accurately reflect how the officers ended up assessing the situation.

I believe this came up during her visit, but, for reference, you can view the Casper police logs for free by visiting the crime section of Oil City News.

Link to tweet.