Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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gang weeder said:
I don't see the point of donating to Josh when he'll just use it on booze and door dash. Clint will cover his actual expenses either way.
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Nigger if you think you're in danger of donating to Josh, you need to reevaluate your life. Paypigs are going to do it anyway and they're beyond help or reason
 
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gang weeder said:
I don't see the point of donating to Josh when he'll just use it on booze and door dash. Clint will cover his actual expenses either way.
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It would be a lot more interesting if people stopped donating. Him running out of intoxicants and having reality hit him while he fights desperately to deny/fight it seems like it'd be top content.
 
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Thirsty Kitty said:
It really sucks that Cobes can probably never work a job ever again, not even fast food. Troles will simply flood the place with calls because reddit has some retarded hate boner for our dear goober. Vicious feedback loop which ensures that his only source of monetary gain is e-begging.
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His brain is so fucked from all the shit he slammed into his body he couldnt work a job.
 
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Your Landlord said:
It would be a lot more interesting if people stopped donating. Him running out of intoxicants and having reality hit him while he fights desperately to deny/fight it seems like it'd be top content.
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Again, Clint will cover his actual bills, so his content wouldn't change that much. He'd be grumpier and would loop about donations a lot more, "you don't have to donate but if you do it's greatly appreciated" and such. And we'd get no more drunken rage-outs/cop calls due to him blacking out on stream. So minor content loss there I guess.

Tetragrammaton said:
NAL is the exact type of person the reddit a-logs think josh is. she is entirely capable of having a job and not leeching money off of everyone around her but she refuses.
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Disagree, she clearly has severe mental illness and wouldn't last two seconds at any job. If we think Josh is incapable of working due to his mentals, I would say NAL is even worse. If I had to hire one of them I'd probably pick Cobes.

NAL is just a remarkably repulsive and nasty person which makes people have no sympathy for her. But that doesn't mean she isn't also a true and certified nutcase. Both can be true at once.
 
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Rules of the cobraverse

1. Boglim’s Razor: The answer to any question pondering why or how Joshua Saunders does or has done something and behaves or has behaved in the past is usually no more complex than “he’s retarded.”

2. Clint’s Loop: As a “cobraverse” discussion grows longer, the probability of it turning into theorizing and hypothesizing about Clint Saunders or questioning his actions and motives in a repetitive manner increases. When the discussion returns to being “on topic” the loop resets and begins anew.

Note: Clint’s Loop is also closely tied to the Group Home Loop which behaves in the same manner. Usually both loops function as a pair
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Rules of the cobraverse

1. Boglim’s Razor: The answer to any question pondering why or how Joshua Saunders does or has done something and behaves or has behaved in the past is usually no more complex than “he’s retarded.”

2. Clint’s Loop: As a “cobraverse” discussion grows longer, the probability of it turning into theorizing and hypothesizing about Clint Saunders or questioning his actions and motives in a repetitive manner increases. When the discussion returns to being “on topic” the loop resets and begins anew.
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I would argue the "Can Josh work a job?", "Why can't he just be put in a group home?" and the classic "is Josh a bad person? loops are more common and annoying.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I would argue the "Can Josh work a job?", "Why can't he just be put in a group home?" and the classic "is Josh a bad person? loops are more common and annoying.
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All of this needless discussion is trumped by the one objective fact of the Cobraverse: It Is What It Is, Dood.
 
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AnOminous said:
If you had asked me earlier I'd have just said he deserves no pussy at all, but this nasty-ass crazy swamp pussy is worse than even he deserves.
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Yea that's probably the take I'd agree with. Prior to methica I'd say he doesn't deserve shit, but that bitch is an actual hazard. 40 years old, busted as shit with no stability, and still trying to have a kid with an legitimate retard like Josh is truly evil. I can cut Josh the smallest bit of slack and say he's just too stupid and immature to realize how fucked up it would be to have a kid under these circumstances, especially with how likely the chances of it having autism would be due to NAL's age and poor self care, but NAL isn't as stupid as Josh and you know she's aware of the risks as well as how shitty it would be to have a kid. The woman is an actual BPDemon who only gives af about herself and doesn't care how her actions effect other people.
 
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gang weeder said:
Disagree, she clearly has severe mental illness and wouldn't last two seconds at any job. If we think Josh is incapable of working due to his mentals, I would say NAL is even worse. If I had to hire one of them I'd probably pick Cobes.

NAL is just a remarkably repulsive and nasty person which makes people have no sympathy for her. But that doesn't mean she isn't also a true and certified nutcase. Both can be true at once.
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i dont know. NAL is for sure fucked in the head but as long as shes not drinking shes easily capable of holding down a job especially a job with as little socialization as possible. as her streams have shown when she drinks is when the real crazy comes out until then she is just a very unpleasant person to be around.

i could be wrong of course and i am sure someone who has been following her longer and more closely could correct me on this but i just do not believe NAL is as incapable of working as cobes is.
 
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Woe to whoever moves into the former Bogcave next.

Their cowboy hats will crumple within months.

Their baldness will accelerate decades in the span of years.

Their posessions and furniture will accumulate a layer of grime that never goes away.

Colonies of bugs will find a new home in their recliner chair and any food that gets left out overnight.

The Boglim's curse will forever haunt that one bedroom unit in the Conquistador apartments.
 
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Agares said:
Woe to whoever moves into the former Bogcave next.

Their cowboy hats will crumple within months.

Their baldness will accelerate decades in the span of years.

Their posessions and furniture will accumulate a layer of grime that never goes away.

Colonies of bugs will find a new home in their recliner chair and any food that gets left out overnight.

The Boglim's curse will forever haunt that one bedroom unit in the Conquistador apartments.
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Don't forget the ghostly scratching sounds coming from outside the door at nights, some kids swear they've seen a spectre in the form of a bearded dragon. "Hiss... Hiss... Whatssss up Toooobssssss?"
 
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Agares said:
Woe to whoever moves into the former Bogcave next.

Their cowboy hats will crumple within months.

Their baldness will accelerate decades in the span of years.

Their posessions and furniture will accumulate a layer of grime that never goes away.

Colonies of bugs will find a new home in their recliner chair and any food that gets left out overnight.

The Boglim's curse will forever haunt that one bedroom unit in the Conquistador apartments.
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I can only imagine what he's gonna have to pay for damages to the apartment. Last one was like $6000 iirc and I think Clint and him tearing out the carpet was an attempt to shrink that number at least a little bit. It might not be as bad in the conquistador apartment... except around where he sat in the dog chair.
 
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