Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 138 38.5%

  • Total voters
    358
What happened: his child got yelled at and had to stay after class for talking over the teacher. He or she was told that their family would be disappointed by how rude they were behaving.
I was listening and I'm not sure if it was me not being that attentive but it sounded like the kid was turning on the waterworks and acting like it deeply hurt him (to incense nick). I dunno if that's a manipulative act on the kid's part but that is definitely something he learned from nick, IF it is. Especially if the kid knows his dad has a problem with the church. Kids aren't fucking dumb.
 
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69,000. Pulling an all-nighter for work, so I was at my desk. :story:

Whoever gets the 69k post, make it count. No pressure.

I don't know if this is worthy of post 69K, but here's some screenshots from the mega video I've been working on. It's about 60-70% done.

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Another "funny" clip from @elb
(https://youtu.be/KT4Y2q_IicA?si=X3rKDuXH0v3xe5zC)
The highlight is about a minute in with Nick complaining about "superficial and vain christianity",
This is from the same Nick who wore a Kippah and degraded The Passion by saying that Christ didn't conquer Death as he himself died on the cross and that Christ was not intended as a sacrifice to redeem man from our sins but was actually supposed to serve as King.. Just casually denying core tenants of Christianity on its holiest day.

From the Nicene Creed, the defining statement of belief for Christians
For us men and for our salvation he came down from heaven, and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary, and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, he suffered death and was buried, and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.

Nick loves to point out any apparent "holes" in Christian thought or belief, ignoring any of the complexity or beauty of the Old and New Testaments, until his hypocrisy is pointed out, at which point Nick falls back on "muh Grace".
 
Nick loves to point out any apparent "holes" in Christian thought or belief, ignoring any of the complexity or beauty of the Old and New Testaments, until his hypocrisy is pointed out, at which point Nick falls back on "muh Grace".
Yeah, there's bound to be holes in any religious text or historical recollections, from mistranslations to conflicting experiences and interpretations.

That is, however, no where near the number of holes in Balldo's pickled brain.
 
Never mind this degen pretends to be some huge Christian, despite hiring an open pervert to write a foreword. . .and it is FOREWORD NOT FOREWARD or FORWARD like you ILLITERATE FAGGOTS HAVE REPEATEDLY BEEN SAYING. . .to his gay Christfag book.
I look foreward to future grammar for warnings you provide four our benefit.

3. strange superchat (if its a youtube channel, why does he want to contact twitter? why is he asking Nick?)
He's asking if he can talk to Rekieta on Twix. The propensity of paypigs to throw cash around for the stupidest reasons never ceases to amaze me.
 
Uh oh, gosney is starting to use nick talking points.

"you guys just hate fun" "you guys aren't actually concerned about nick"
Of course we're not, he's a fucking faggot and apparently so are you (meaning Gosney the "Christian" porno guy) who chose a heretical sodomite to write the foreword to his Jesus book.

Yeah, this is a guy having "fun."
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I'm just jealous I'm not completely out of my mind screaming at imaginary cats on the ceiling in a brain-damaged dope haze.
 
Nick has been "critized, reprimanded even, by people in this same church, for things I don't say at church, things I maybe say on the show... some people have taken umbrage with the... quote unquote vulgarity... this is what I'm talking about with this sort of egotistical Christianity rising up... this vain and superficial thing... where you have this set of arbitrary requirements" to not say "shit, piss, fuck" even though "syllables and letters don't mean anything at all".
if syllables and letters don't mean much at all then why does the syllables and letters that the colleagues you speak of affect you so? Why does it get you so angry?
Nick "doesn't even like children" and he wouldn't say that to a child
Yeah we can tell how much you don't like children. You wouldn't say "that" to a child because it would mean that you took a few minutes away from the booze and pills to actually be a parent.
 
First he had to talk to his wife about a teacher (justifiably but maybe indelicately) reprimanding their kid, then he got so upset about the teacher and American Christians in general that he had to calm down before starting the show: "I had to settle down quite bit... I couldn't even talk, like, I'm enraged!"

In other words, he was busy ragetwigging about something most people with a job to do would just shake off.
I was listening and I'm not sure if it was me not being that attentive but it sounded like the kid was turning on the waterworks and acting like it deeply hurt him (to incense nick). I dunno if that's a manipulative act on the kid's part but that is definitely something he learned from nick, IF it is. Especially if the kid knows his dad has a problem with the church. Kids aren't fucking dumb.

There is probably a difference between the older kids who can probably comprehend that Nick is acting cringe and are deeply embarrassed (Nick told Sean on their last(?) stream how he would drop his kid off in his Mustang while blasting Limp Bizkit or something similar from the car) and the younger ones who don't.

What Nick claimed the "Church Karen" said makes no sense unless it was part of a pattern on the part of his child. More context is needed. In any case, raging hard at midnight doesn't seem like the proper response. I wonder if it's the daughter Nick has talked about being so poorly behaved and "ODD" according to Cynthia's post below.
Okay, I did choke on my wine. It's actually their 4th kid, 2nd daughter who has the ODD, and I hereby adore her.

Nick's breaks are about talking to his wife. "When you go to bed at a different time than your spouse, you take every chance you get to connect with them. That's how I do things... sorry!"
OK well he had a bathroom break during his daytime Easter stream and I'm pretty sure Kayla wasn't getting ready for bed at that time.

There are not enough X buttons in the world for how much I doubt this explanation.

Sponsors Field Of Greens and Tacright are back.
Notably, this topic is skipped:"An order has finally dropped in the frivolous lawsuit filed against me by an unhinged lunatic and his dopey attorney. Let's review the full thing, and talk about what's in it. There's important and understated comments in it. Then we'll talk about what could come next!"
There is no lawsuit news. For some reason Nick copied a description from July of last year verbatim including the sponsors he had at the time.

But the Rumble link is correct, to be honest I'm not exactly sure why this has happened.

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Has anyone done a comparison of how much The Critical Drinker consumes compared to Nick Rekieta?

To the best of my knowledge The Critical Drinker drinks so little nobody notices him being drunk on stream. Hell, I even doubted that he drank until I went back and closely watched his some of his streams.

At minimum, The Critical Drinker has some prop booze. I do honestly believe those are real alcoholic beverages. He doesn't do "shots for superchats," or a viewer reward, or celebration periodically throughout the stream. He does, maybe one opening drink to morn or celebrate the discussion topic. But it isn't his excuse to keep drinking.

So how many drinks does The Critical Drinker consume? Is he using a single drink or maybe even two as an atmospheric presentation to the audience? Has he ever become drunk on stream (I don't think so)?
The Critical Drinker got pretty toasted by the end of his Thursday live stream a few weeks ago (he admitted he got crunked and forgot some things he was talking about and some SuperChats he already read by the end of the stream), but he has said that he either has beer or Jack and Cokes on stream so that he doesn't go too off the rails. In general, he doesn't get visibly drunk on stream that often, though. Anyway, combine that with him lightening up the drinks and his Scottish booze genetics, and he'll never end up as embarrassing as Nick has been on stream while drunk.
 
From what I understand, one of the major problems what that is they didn't have treatment services in place before decriminalization.
From what I understand people were under the impression treatment and decrim were to go hand in hand. That treatment infrastructure was to be in place as decriminalisation took effect. I'm an Oregon boy born and raised but I checked out a while ago so maybe my understanding of what people thought on the ground is misinformed, but it doesn't matter, there was a time... I think during the King Nigger era that I was making an annual trek through P Town to the Coast. Those days I brought my camera gear everywhere, two DSLRs and one slr with three primes (I had a system) but I got out of the car to do some street shit and it all felt off. Something was different, it was in the air but not quite quantifiable and it was before all the Portland craziness that would be seen online later, I put my gear in the trunk and that was one of the last times I ever bothered to stop in Portland again. Oregon has bigger issues than this law, it's a mess decades in the making and while some people seem kind of aware of the structural dysfunction of the state no one I still talk to living there has any inclination to ever try and steer away from the iceberg.
It's incredibly tragic what happened to Oregon, from Lincoln City to Ontario from Portland to Corvallis. I wish people would learn from what was lost and squandered (they won't).
 
Nick loves to point out any apparent "holes" in Christian thought or belief, ignoring any of the complexity or beauty of the Old and New Testaments, until his hypocrisy is pointed out, at which point Nick falls back on "muh Grace".
The only use Nick has for Christianity is as an enabling/coping mechanism. He can be as much of a debaucherous scumbag as he wants and not worry, because he thinks he's eternally forgiven no matter what. He's like a guy from 500 years ago whose concept of religion is that he can buy a whole bunch of papal indulgences and then indulge himself however he pleases.
Has anyone done a comparison of how much The Critical Drinker consumes compared to Nick Rekieta?
I think all you really have to do is look at a current photo of each of them and then do a side-by-side comparison. The Critical Drinker isn't melting into Gollum before our eyes, so I think it's safe to say that the Drinker drinks a good deal less than Drunky McNick.
 
Yeah and it's best if they don't. When dealing with narcissists, the best advice is always the same - leave. Don't piss them off, just leave.
Maybe if it's irl and you have to actually deal with them, but otherwise, they're hilarious to piss off and then you can laugh at their impotent seething.
Wanting to happen because it would be funny is one thing but I am shocked how assmad people in this thread get when Nick’s acquaintances don’t publicly and loudly denounce their friend to win brownie points with his a-logs.
I don't care if they denounce their faggot friend, but it's annoying when they throw in gratuitous faggot shit about people telling the truth about him.
 
Nick is late because he got caught up in a discussion with his wife about what happened to one of their children at church today. He needed some time to settle down because he was so angry. The incident is a perfect encapsulation of "superficial and vain christianity on the right" that "scares the shit out of" him. "There are...colleagues... of mine who go on shows and talk about very strong values about porn and watever... and for me it falls flat". What happened: his child got yelled at and had to stay after class for talking over the teacher. He or she was told that their family would be disappointed by how rude they were behaving. Nick has been "critized, reprimanded even, by people in this same church, for things I don't say at church, things I maybe say on the show... some people have taken umbrage with the... quote unquote vulgarity... this is what I'm talking about with this sort of egotistical Christianity rising up... this vain and superficial thing... where you have this set of arbitrary requirements" to not say "shit, piss, fuck" even though "syllables and letters don't mean anything at all". To him, what the teacher said to his kid is true vulgarity. Nick "doesn't even like children" and he wouldn't say that to a child. Every church you go to has rules and guidelines that have nothing to do with biblical principles, that are just invented by a bunch of Karens.
Somebody who takes a kid to task for rudeness isn't a Karen. They're being a good citizen. They're actually helping that child by socializing them correctly. There's a right time to talk and a wrong time to talk. Talk at the wrong time and people will think you're a nigger or you've been raised by niggers.

A Karen, on the other hand, is somebody who'll defend their child regardless of how badly they have behaved. Like niggers, they're responsible for the breakdown of the social order. A plague be on their houses. Not sure whether Nick is a Karen, or whether his bulls have infected him with their approach to social interaction.
First he had to talk to his wife about a teacher (justifiably but maybe indelicately) reprimanding their kid, then he got so upset about the teacher and American Christians in general that he had to calm down before starting the show: "I had to settle down quite bit... I couldn't even talk, like, I'm enraged!"

In other words, he was busy ragetwigging about something most people with a job to do would just shake off.

It is interesting just how personally he takes this slight.

Before anyone jumps on 'it is their child! Of course he is upset!', let's look at the underlying facts here:

More likely than not this was relayed to Nick at least second hand from the child.

Nick has not spoke to the adult in question to determine the facts of the matter.

He immediately goes on to attack them for OTHER things that have happened in the past (like a jealous girlfriend).

Nick seems much more upset about the consequences of his actions than what happened to the child, such that he appears to perceive (or at least acts out) this as a personal attack. He seems more concerned with ehat they have done to HIM that it looks like he thinks this was revenge on him.

"Nick I notice the correlation, it seems the richer and the more things are working out for you, the more angry you get, In my opinion of course."

This is peak ironic oblivity. It is also indicative just how sycophantic his audience is. He has told them he doesn't take critical input, so they bow and scrape when they dare offer advice.
 
More likely than not this was relayed to Nick at least second hand from the child.
He did confirm this at one point while reciting what was supposedly said by the adult. He didn't witness the interaction and was told about it after the fact by his very disruptive child.
 
Every church you go to has rules and guidelines that have nothing to do with biblical principles, that are just invented by a bunch of Karens.
Yeah yeah yeah cry me a river you skeletal faggot, everyone you run into just disapproves of you for no reason, it's not like you're a contemptible, degenerate piece of shit. No, it is absolutely everyone else who is wrong, not the Almighty Balldo Man.
He did confirm this at one point while reciting what was supposedly said by the adult. He didn't witness the interaction and was told about it after the fact by his very disruptive child.
It's everyone else who are the Karens, though, for expecting his retard kid to act like a human being and not chimp out.
 
It's everyone else who are the Karens, though, for expecting his retard kid to act like a human being and not chimp out.
This reminded me how Rekieta was cool with the Gunt calling his kids retarded, and he discussed it on his stream that is still available for his children to watch. But, a single person tells them to stop being so loud in church, and Nick cries about it.
Just confirms he doesn't care about the kids, he cares about somebody criticizing his little ego boosters, cause it's like an attack on his own ego by proxy.
 
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