Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

It's essentially the ff15 event but with 16 loot and no fate grind, slightly less arse to get as you are awarded Clive's armor, mount and pet on finishing the quest and the only portion that requires MGP is the fairly hefty collection of orchestrion rolls at 20k a pop.

Yoshi P himself (sorry, the minstrel) pleads you to please buy ff16 no less than 3 times during it which I found quite amusing.

That and variety of event exclusive loot aside, it's quite barebones as most 14 events are, don't expect it to deviate from the 20 minutes of questing formula.
 
I did an oopsie and locked myself into Lancetfish jail. You need to catch another boss fish twice for the Intuition, and I got one, with the Lancet's next window being 22 hours from the last one. So, gonna do some real life dailies; because I can't leave the zone or do roulette without losing the progress to Intuition.

That aside, finished up Stormblood fish and nabbed Ealad Skaan; so uh, not entirely all shit.
 
I thought it was Ryne
No way they get Ryne to run the show. She's retarded. You guys remember her brilliant plan in the Eden raid series? "I'm going to try to serve as the vessel for Shiva so we won't need to fight, oops I accidentally got tempered and now we gotta fight both Shiva and Oracle of Light".

She'd probably cause a flood of light trying to do some dumb plan with Eden.
 
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Back on that grind again. TOP clear before Dawntrail seems possible. Luckily you can run most of it in a simulator.

P1 is the meanest phase 1 they've ever made. You basically need to be very careful with all of your movement and need to stay awake cause there's so much flexing you'll need to do based on tower positions, tether soak safe zones, and 1/2/3/4 in line. So many pulls wipe here.

P2 has possibly the hardest mechanic in the game with Party Synergy. Running the sim helps a lot for consistency but my god, it's a tricky one. A lot of flexing again with playstation symbols, mid/far glitch, and potential adjusts. Limitless synergy afterwards is easy tho (funny that the preferred strat is to stack 3 flares atop eachother in mid and just tank the damage tho lol).

P3 is easier than it looks, but unfortunately you can't sim Hello World with bots. The thing that makes it look scary is the amount of fucking debuffs they have. There's like 15-20 different debuffs for this mechanic alone but you don't really need to look at them. It's just a case of marked players soaking the wormholes and sticking far or near based on if they have defamation, the red/green tethers going to the side with the defamations, and the blue tether going to the side with the non-defamation and resolving their stack with the players soaking wormholes. After that, you pass rot and pop tethers without letting vulns overlap. You do that four times (meaning you actually practice every responsibility in the mech) and then you're done.
 
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Not sure if this is the correct thread, but I've got some old autism I've saved from a FF RP server that you may find entertaining. Naturally it's a bunch of effeminate drama and troon nonsense. Some have context missing; unfortunately the server's venting channel auto-deletes and I can't always catch everything in time.

Some is crazy, some is benign, but it's all autistic as shit. I don't know how alot of these people function.

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I wish I could find the context for this one, I remember it being stupid. Unfortunately they've purged all messages relating to it.

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Heard that the FF16 crossover event is now live; anyone have any thoughts on it?
I enjoyed it a lot. I like the "dodge and counter attack" mechanic, and I was happy to learn that you can use the dodge mechanic to avoid
all of FF16's Ifrit's AoE attacks, not just the ones the game tells you to, so I scored a bunch of free counter attacks.

The wolf mount has some fantastic music, I really enjoy it.
 
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I didn't figure out that you could dodge all the attacks until half-way through so I purposefully died so I could do it again. It was pretty cool
 
My eternal reaction and solution to tranny drama on 14 anglo servers

 
Why don't more people want to see gross trannies fucking other gross trannies? Gross trannies are so underrepresented in porn and I can't beat my useless limp troon dick without seeing some carved up chests!
Nobody, not even pooners, want to look at a pooner's naked body.
 
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I love how lacking in self awareness this retard is, 7 jobs in 4 years and then bitches he can't find another one while mentioning he needs MUH ACOOMODESHUNS for his EXTREME bipolar and SUPER SERIAL PTSD, yeah nigger who the fuck is going to hire you when you ask to be treated like royalty while burger flipping.

The "no doctor will take me" shit too, if he writes to them like he wrote those messages I can imagine they rather wait for the inevitable 41% rather than deal with him.
Spoiler: Josh is not okay
Damn, Chantal refusing to move to the Florida basement really hit our Ooperator hard.
Spoiler: poor idiot suckered into poly
Reminder that whenever your SO talks about "opening up the relationship" that means that they have already cucked you several times. Sorry you had to find out this way Taly, but you're a cuck.
Spoiler: assorted tranny whining
Based DM won't let you derail their game with gendershit.
Spoiler: girl has 3 drinks and does ERP; ends up in hospital
ERP, not even once.
I think the mucus she violently coughed out might have been a demonic spawn, also the person she ERPed with was 100% a man.

All in all sounds exactly like what I think of when someone talks about the FF14 NA community, good stuff.
 
It's essentially the ff15 event but with 16 loot and no fate grind, slightly less arse to get as you are awarded Clive's armor, mount and pet on finishing the quest and the only portion that requires MGP is the fairly hefty collection of orchestrion rolls at 20k a pop.

Yoshi P himself (sorry, the minstrel) pleads you to please buy ff16 no less than 3 times during it which I found quite amusing.

That and variety of event exclusive loot aside, it's quite barebones as most 14 events are, don't expect it to deviate from the 20 minutes of questing formula.
You should also buy a PlayStation 5, it has many great exclusives!
 
Heard the Xbox version is doing some amazing censorship in the chat, even actual emotes!
I didn't notice anyone talking about it so thought I would share.
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Oh and using the xbox's social feature to look for a "free company"? Obviously you are whoring yourself out, banned
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Heard the Xbox version is doing some amazing censorship in the chat, even actual emotes!
I didn't notice anyone talking about it so thought I would share.
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"f up"
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Oh and using the xbox's social feature to look for a "free company"? Obviously you are whoring yourself out, banned
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Imagine spending a decade+ on trying to convince SE to bring XIV to Xbox so you finally have a serious MMO on your platform to compete with Sony (after bribing Sega to bring PSO2 to the west only for them to fuck it up), and your retarded corpo "minimize effort, maximize profits" automoderation completely ruins the experience.

Also, you can't just buy your sub normally on Xbox. You have to buy FFXIV coins from the Microsoft store (at a markup) which is what allows you to actually pay your sub. And it also requires you to have gamepass. It's unironically cheaper in the long-term for Xbox players to pick up a Windows license for cheap so they can just use a normal credit card on the mogstation.

It's not easy to make Sony look competent and yet here we are.
 
It's not easy to make Sony look competent and yet here we are.
Fans: What if I live in a place without reliable Internet?

XBOX Guy: I wouldn't want to live there, buy a 360.
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Kaz Hirai: Here's how you share games on Playstation. *hands disc case to other guy*

The XB1/PS4 run up was fucking insane.

That aside, been sitting at the Northwest Caliban Gorge in the Tempest for 50+ hours at this point. I caught one of the Intuition fish, but can't get the second, and want at least one honest attempt before I do something else, but this is fucking insane.
 
That aside, been sitting at the Northwest Caliban Gorge in the Tempest for 50+ hours at this point. I caught one of the Intuition fish, but can't get the second, and want at least one honest attempt before I do something else, but this is fucking insane.
Your stories about finishing the Fishing Log are infinitely more interesting than the entirety of Stormblood
 
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