Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Every single time I start to feel some level of sympathy for Josh, he says or does some shit so stupid that I immediately stop feeling bad for him entirely. I've never felt such a love/hate thing for a lolcow as strongly as I do for him, retarded as he may be, there's definitely a point where he's just making his own bed.
 
Watching Josh cope his way through all the questions about if Jessica is good for him is painful to watch. Full on cope mode.
I can't believe that after all the gender relations content the boy has consumed he still can't find the balls to stand up for himself in the long term.
 
She mimics and copies what Josh likes. She’s like a lizard person.

Sorry if this a repeat but in Courtney’s stream he apparently bought a place and he is allowed to smoke “in his YouTube room” and he has a date. She is moving there soon no doubt. This stream pissed me off, like STFU Courtney and watch the actual evidence. Cobra thinking that anyone worried about him especially girls lost their chance after 6 years, not everyone who cares wanted to get with him. lol he moves the goal post every time. He can’t even watch the fights.
"Mirroring" is a classic BPD behavior because people with the disorder have a poor sense of self and will latch onto everything about their "favorite person".
 
Go back to reddit.

Where is Homeboy Scotty currently, if not dead?
Probably in some trailer smoking meth or arguing with his baby momma. Scotty stopped hanging out with Cobra years ago because he hates Warlords guts and I guess wanted Cobes to basically cut him out of his life which he didn't do.
 
Reupload of the Court/Cobra deleted panel. Saves you from having to listen to Jessica Messica pause every 3 seconds to run some commentary about herself.
Summary of the main points, done with Whisper for transcription and Claude 3 Haiku for summarization. I am not listening to 2 hours of that piggy oinking. Couldn't get timestamps working but I guess this'll do anyway
Circle of protection around Anthropic and OpenAI, TMDWU toobz.

- Courtney and Josh discuss Josh's rapidly growing YouTube channel, which is approaching 100,000 subscribers. They are both excited and amazed at his subscriber growth in a relatively short period of time.
- Josh reveals he has a new girlfriend named Jessica that he has been dating for a few months. Courtney expresses happiness for Josh but also cautions him that his online community may react negatively or try to interfere with his new relationship.
- Josh explains how he and Jessica first connected online and eventually met in person. He shares details about their dates, like going out for sushi, and how Jessica has been received by his family and friends.
- There is discussion about Jessica's background, including that she used to be a camgirl/reseller, and how she is trying to find her own place to move closer to Josh in Casper, Wyoming.
- Allegations arise from Josh's chat about Jessica possibly mistreating her cats. Josh and Courtney vehemently defend Jessica, stating she loves animals and would never abuse them. They believe the allegations are fueled by trolls trying to cause drama.
- Courtney advises Josh to be cautious of how his online community may try to interfere or make negative assumptions about his relationship with Jessica, even though she seems genuinely happy for him.
- Overall, the discussion centers around Josh's personal life, his growing online fame, and Courtney's concerns about how his community may react to his new girlfriend.

Doesn't sound like I missed much by not listening to the stream lol
 
That stream with courtney of Cobes' copes was wild. The Hag got him totally gaslit.

I imagine that after his six year dry spell with no hot of-age, alive, consenting, not related, human, big titted goth fan girls coming forward he’s reasoned with himself that NAL is what he’s got and if he ditches her well it’s another six years or longer of no walnut. Which of course wouldn’t be the case if he just started fixing his life, which as much as I root for him to clean his life up, realistically, just isn’t going to happen
 
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