Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.5%

  • Total voters
    268
I know this is the most attractive and guilt-assuaging answer (and probably mostly correct), but perhaps it is the optimistic in me that would like to find an inflection point--a clean break--where Nicholas went so... wrong. Why and how did it all work for long enough to take in so many who are now horrified.
Some people are just evil. It's like asking why John Wayne Gacy or Jeffery Dahmer or Hitler turned out to be who they turned out to be. You could try and point to all kinds of factors or reasons why, but other people grew up in horrible circumstances and were abused, etc. but they didn't turn into serial killers. Millions served in and survived the horrors of WWI and the aftermath, and these people didn't turn into megalomaniacal dictators. Nick is a bad seed. He's like the kid in Stephen King's Apt Pupil who discovers darkness and embraces it.

Why were so many drawn in? How did it go so long and take in so many diverse people? Would we fall prey to similar again?
Narcissists can often be extremely charming. It's a characteristic of their personality. A lot of entertainers and charismatic leaders are narcissists. I was taken in by Nick (and others) for years thinking he just had some odd quirks while I remained entertained. I lost track of him after the Depp trial, so I didn't realize how openly depraved he had become until recently. He kept that side of himself mostly hidden for a long time.
 
I doubt it. Manosphere guys only apply the 'go after teens' copes to men, women who do it are always called hags preying on innocent boys. Something something 14 year old girls are at peak fertility, muh nature, etc. Nick however may only take issue if the woman in question is fat.
I've noticed the opposite, actually. When a woman seduces a underaged male, I sometimes see stifled giggles of approval from other men. In fact, some dudebro on the site recently earned a pink triangle for passionately defending that happening.

It's when the genders are reversed, the pitchforks really come out.

To be clear, they are both wrong, but Nick seems to be flirting with the one that would gain him the maximum amount of flak.

I mean, 'Caligula' was on thing, but some of these titles just go beyond that I am shocked there has been no investigation into these directors...
Salo has been banned in a number of regions. The thing is that, in the U.S. at least, it's hard to ban something like Salo unless you can show (among other things) it completely lacks any artistic, literary, political, or scientific value. Caligula passed the last prong of the Miller Test because "Roman politics." In the case of Salo, the director (a literal Communist) was supposedly using it as a vehicle to criticize fascism and consumerism, or some shit.

Doubtful Nick watched it for that though. I don't know anybody that did. Its notoriety seems to come from the shock value. The film is garbage. I don't advocate it be banned, but I would raise an eyebrow towards anybody that says they like it.

Incidentally, Salo was director's Pier Paolo Pasolini's last film because he was brutally murdered a couple of weeks after it was finished.
 
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Watching Rekietas latest stream, and it’s frankly unlistenable.

He doesn’t seem drunk, but I will bet all my money that he’s hopped up on amphetamines.

He jumps from topic to topic, goes on these long incomprehensible rants (butter?!? Jews?!?) constantly making “funny” voices and in general acting like a total sped.

He seems to have lost the ability to focus. Instead he’s just circling every topic for a few minutes at a time, before he makes another voice and goes on another rant.

It’s frankly disturbing to watch.
 
I wonder if he's a big fan of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. The heartwarming tale of a convicted violent pedophile child molester who knows that the mentally ill people just need liquor and prostitutes to get better.
 
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Salo is the one that Nick definitely talked about. If it is not the one @Pippa's Greasy KB meant, it just horrified me more that he has talked about yet ANOTHER degenerate film... It also disappoints me that I was not able to catch on to this much sooner than I did.

I'm not prudish about boobs and sex in films, but now that I look back, I wonder if his former fans (self included) enabled his degeneracy in some way by overlooking his questionable preferences?

I am clearly in the camp that thinks this behaviour was latent desire within Nick, but less clear myself on what the actual trigger and contributing factors were. The transmogrification appeared sudden to many (self included), and perhaps that is the unanswerable question that continues to fascinate us with so many cows: the 'Why?'

I don’t think his fans enabled him. I had always felt he was an un funny alcoholic degenerate with questionable views on family and religion. True, he was more composed and not tweaked out all the time in his older content, but he would still make the same comments and “jokes” as he went along, clearly part of his not so subtle love for Juju.

He was talking about going into sex shops frequently in 2021, getting stepped on at anime conventions, discussing Redo of the Healer(aka rape the animated series) with greater amusement and enthusiasm, all the weird shit he discussed with Drex, his belief that his fat shamming was important and works, and let’s not forget unbreaded which was all about him showing off his ego and mocking a crazy black guy for being a crazy black guy. Or his take about Purell during the pandemic “I don’t use purell, I would just splash my hands with cheap vodka and then drink it.”

To me, 2019 Nick was the same awful person, the only discernible difference is he had less income and more responsibility. He clearly had to answer to someone, be that his clients, his parents, whoever.
His audience only enabled current Nick by giving him a large income and security through support and internet celebrity. Though with him making less than $200 most nights these days, I wonder how long that can feasibly last.
 
I doubt it. Manosphere guys only apply the 'go after teens' copes to men, women who do it are always called hags preying on innocent boys. Something something 14 year old girls are at peak fertility, muh nature, etc. Nick however may only take issue if the woman in question is fat.
I am not sure Nick operates on the typical Manosphere logic, though. For Nick specifically, I think his obsession stems from his obvious mid-life crisis. His preference for "American Beauty" stems from his fantasy of casting off his obligations as a husband and father and living life unbound by any moral boundaries. Same with "Mini's First Time." I don't think Nick fetishes teen girls necessarily because he's always liked teen girls like your typical groomer, but because he fetishes their youth, almost like an Americanized alcoholic Humbert Humbert from Lolita.

Nick has an American Pie movie playing in his head that he wants to be the star of at age 42.

I wonder if he's a big fan of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. The heartwarming tale of a convicted violent pedophile child molester
In the book, McMurphy was never convicted. Just like Nick!
 
The Scott Macleod stream was fucking hilarious. Seeing him argue circles around the guy while screaming at him red in the face drunk was absolute kino and one of the last instances where I remember his drunkenness being seen as a funny ironic meme and not a depressing downwards spiral.
In hindsight, this is when a lot of people’s snake alarms should have gone off. Nick absolutely meant that MAPs should be put on the wall and shot and argued as if he didn’t, but it was funny and Duncan was also a dishonest faggot so everyone let it slide. And then the weeks worth of “z0mg guise I just HATE drama”.
 
Caligula passed the last prong of the Miller Test because "Roman politics."
I watched a couple minutes of this and quit in disgust. Not because the content was offensive (it was just some boring scene I forget), but because whoever filmed it obviously had no clue what they were doing. The color temperature was blown out, the lighting was atrocious, and it just looked like utter shit. I just decided I wasn't going to watch anything that was this painfully ugly to look at.
 
I watched a couple minutes of this and quit in disgust. Not because the content was offensive (it was just some boring scene I forget), but because whoever filmed it obviously had no clue what they were doing. The color temperature was blown out, the lighting was atrocious, and it just looked like utter shit. I just decided I wasn't going to watch anything that was this painfully ugly to look at.
I think it was filmed by a porn director. It was originally going to be this huge epic period piece, but for whatever reason it basically just became the most expensive porno ever.
 
Some people are just evil.

Are they, though? Or is this just another simple-to-accept answer?

Without trying to derail too much, does this totalistic viewpoint flow out from a desire to forge a coherent answer from chaos? Maybe even the ethos of the site has some impact: 'Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry, and you cry alone'.

Are we choosing to write Nick off in the same manner to quell those nagging questions we have in the back of our minds in the same manner we might choose to laugh at cows rather than to be disappointed or offended? Because it makes life simpler?

TL;DR: I'll stop derailing now. I think that if anything, Nick should be a warning to those who see him to watch themselves.

It's when the genders are reversed, the pitchforks really come out.

To be clear, they are both wrong, but Nick seems to be flirting with the one that would gain him the maximum amount of flak.

I can recall a conversation between Nick and Ty where Nick strangely took a similar stance... Odd times... Odd things... Broken Clock Syndrome perhaps.

Watching Rekietas latest stream, and it’s frankly unlistenable.

He doesn’t seem drunk, but I will bet all my money that he’s hopped up on amphetamines.

He jumps from topic to topic, goes on these long incomprehensible rants (butter?!? Jews?!?) constantly making “funny” voices and in general acting like a total sped.

He seems to have lost the ability to focus. Instead he’s just circling every topic for a few minutes at a time, before he makes another voice and goes on another rant.

It’s frankly disturbing to watch.

He did have a show that he was on marijuana, and it was more strutured than this. With his already addled brain, this just pushes him a step beyond.

This is beyond 'drunk', 'wasted', 'knackered', or whatever term you want to use. It is plain incoherent.

His audience only enabled current Nick by giving him a large income and security through support and internet celebrity. Though with him making less than $200 most nights these days, I wonder how long that can feasibly last.

This is what I meant. Do we think that Nik would have been a proper smalltown lawman if he has never gotten support for a larger lifestyle?

I am not saying that the audience is responsible for his state from a culpability standpoint, but would Nick have kept the straight and narrow if not tempted by wealth and fame, or was he already on this track?
 
I've noticed the opposite, actually. When a woman seduces a underaged male, I sometimes see stifled giggles of approval from other men. In fact, some dudebro on the site recently earned a pink triangle for passionately defending that happening.

It's when the genders are reversed, the pitchforks really come out.

To be clear, they are both wrong, but Nick seems to be flirting with the one that would gain him the maximum amount of flak.
It seems like that is more the mainstream attitude offline, South Park parodied it with the whole 'NICE' thing. The Manosphere tends to use MGTOW/incel type talking points of casting men as victims in every scenario, while paradoxically insisting that women have the brain of a child. JF is a great example of this, he dates/married mentally disabled women with literally the brain of a child and still played victim that his wife walked out on him, even though her mysterious disappearance is pretty obviously his doing in some capacity.

Not politisperging, to be clear, just speculating Nick's potential stance on the issue given his idolization of Dick, who also blamed the retarded woman in the above scenario when he interviewed JF 'ze women are like ze Tamagotchi' Gariepy. I agree with @TherapyMan 's take though.
 
How many cosmetic procedures is enough Nicky? Making her troon out in order to "remain hot" to you is way cheaper.


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He is on a tight leash and has always resented it. He squandered what he made on the big trial streams on his large vacations and lavish purchases--along with what will probably be a six figure lawsuit.
He should be on the business end of a noose.
Only 'bitch'? I'll have to try harder for 'cunt'.
You're our kinda cunt.
Can you really imagine Nick not having sex?
With women? Easily. With men on the other hand....
It's harder for a fat man to capture an audience, unless being fat is an aspect of the character being played. That's just how it is. I didn't intend for it to sound like "I think Sean's show itself suffers because of his corpulence," more like "he's got a handicap to overcome here."
I like Sean because he's fat and looks 10 years older than he really is. It show's he has "seen some shit" and is a practicing lawyer.
How many cosmetic procedures is enough Nicky? Making her troon out in order to "remain hot" to you is way cheaper.
Once the phalloplasty is complete.
Watching Rekietas latest stream, and it’s frankly unlistenable.
Rackets career is a perfect bell curve.
 
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Watching Rekietas latest stream, and it’s frankly unlistenable.

He doesn’t seem drunk, but I will bet all my money that he’s hopped up on amphetamines.

He jumps from topic to topic, goes on these long incomprehensible rants (butter?!? Jews?!?) constantly making “funny” voices and in general acting like a total sped.

He seems to have lost the ability to focus. Instead he’s just circling every topic for a few minutes at a time, before he makes another voice and goes on another rant.

It’s frankly disturbing to watch.
It made me feel very uncomfortable watching/listening to that.
It's annoying as hell too, sure, but it's mostly disturbing because it's apparent that he's unable to control all of these fleeting thoughts that are spinning around at 100 mph inside his head.
It's like listening to a legit schizophrenic go on and on about random shit with a straight face and an air of confidence to what they're saying, even though it's absolute nonsense, for example Gail Chord Schuler or that Druid Focket chick that Metokur covered in a video.

WTF even is this?
There's no way his kid was at the door.
So is he having honest to god hallucinations or is it just a nervous tick because he's trying to end one topic and move on to the next but he's too amped up on uppers to do so properly without being manic as fuck?

 
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This is what I meant. Do we think that Nik would have been a proper smalltown lawman if he has never gotten support for a larger lifestyle?

The man couldn’t be professional enough to not wear shorts to the office and was too busy “taking clients out drinking.” Not to mention the fact that he never once even attempted to win a case.

So no, he was never and would have never been a proper small town law man.
 
In hindsight, this is when a lot of people’s snake alarms should have gone off. Nick absolutely meant that MAPs should be put on the wall and shot and argued as if he didn’t, but it was funny and Duncan was also a dishonest faggot so everyone let it slide. And then the weeks worth of “z0mg guise I just HATE drama”.
Nah it was fucking gay. Him saying he disagree on one of duncan's statement without any refutation and refusing to elaborate and then everyone cheering that as if it was an own was also fucking gay. I don't care if nick prefaced it with debates as fucking gay even from since when he appeared online but agreeing to a debate and then showing up acting like a pigeon on a chess board is fucking faggotry.

I also remembered this being talked about for days after, where even lawtube mentioned it but I also remember this part being brought up and everyone was commenting on duncan's dumbassery but then have nothing to say on this and quickly changing the subject because they're too afraid to offend nick (they did look like they have to say though, particularly nate).

This is what I meant. Do we think that Nik would have been a proper smalltown lawman if he has never gotten support for a larger lifestyle?
No. He'd be trying to pick another degree cause law wasn't for him. Or on another kind of job. He sounds like my cousin who keeps 'quitting' his job cause of one reason or another. Either blaming the boss or it wasn't for him if there's no one else to blame.

Also, I don't think it was any of the movies you mentioned. The movie wasn't violent or anything. I think nick said it was sort of a comedy but I didn't hear anything funny but now I remember the ending. The female protagonist ended up driving the horse carriage on her own, leaving her 2 lovers and a bunch of people (not sure why they're there) but it gave off the impression that she played them all.
 
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This is beyond 'drunk', 'wasted', 'knackered', or whatever term you want to use. It is plain incoherent.
It used to be he got buzzed and more animated, maybe louder and ruder, but you could still tell what he was saying. Now he's just an unintelligible, brain-charred retard and you're wondering what the fuck is this mongo even on about.
 
It made me feel very uncomfortable watching/listening to that.
It's annoying as hell too, sure, but it's mostly disturbing because it's apparent that he's unable to control all of these fleeting thoughts that are spinning around at 100 mph inside his head.
It's like listening to a legit schizophrenic go on and on about random shit with a straight face and an air of confidence to what they're saying, even though it's absolute nonsense, for example Gail Chord Schuler or that Druid Focket chick that Metokur covered in a video.

WTF even is this?
There's no way his kid was at the door.
So is he having honest to god hallucinations or is it just a nervous tick because he's trying to end one topic and move on to the next but he's too amped up on uppers to do so properly without being manic as fuck?

He admits at the beginning that he's depressed and in crisis.
 
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