I can't take it any more. After seeing that video I have been haunted by the nullie every night for over a week now. I have hardly slept, I can't eat, because I have to keep the fridge stocked full of cheese. I'm an American, so I can't just find good cheese anywhere, I have to import that real shit from Europe. Pigeons have begun to flock around my house. During the day, it follows me. Every time I turn a corner I see its smug face, and soft eyes, just ducking out of view. A shrill, raspy voice whispers in my ear, "Nooo stalker child, you will not escape me, enjoy prison." Nobody believes me when I show them the slobber it leaves. My relationships have started to suffer because everyone thinks I'm losing my mind. My savings have been almost completely drained, my fridge is almost empty, I only have a couple nights worth of cheese left, or less, if it gets particularly hungry. It stole all of my silver I had hidden in a lockbox, it even found my secret sink vodka. This might be the end for me, my only last hope is to scrape whatever funds I have left and go to Serbia to face this monster. This beast has claimed my life, and all of my existence, but I will not let it claim me. I'm bringing an offering of hollandaise and banana peppers, if this doesn't work I don't know what will happen to me.