DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlintan]

Imagine being Kat.

Forced to work a shitty min wage retail job while your husband stays at home and plays video games.

Forced to live in a house with a broken shower, broken dish washer and an insect infestation because your husband is a slob.

Denied days out, dates and a honeymoon while your husband spends $10,000's on a mobile game

And after you cope and live with all of that, and you just want to play skyrim or something on your own to unwind... Your husband bugs you from behind telling you about some autistic kids on the internet who gave him money or bugs you into appearing on stream to please the autistic kids.

Poor woman.

The lady got what she wanted, I have no pity for her.

 

[SupremeVictory]

I just remembered something I wanted to mention yesterday. In Phil's big, unhinged rant about doody and the detractors the other day, he started complaining about the songs people were making about him. For anyone who doesn't know ALT/WPIG did his yearly Ch'king of the Ring competition over the last month where people make DSP parody songs and many of them were extremely high quality. Anyways, this pretty much signalled that Phil had been listening to a bunch of the parody songs about him, which I find funny.

Phi lowkey watches and enjoys TBS podcast. He was probably laughing his ass off at those songs.

 

[But I Digress]

Khet delivered the beatdown (honey) that bitch is not appearing ever again. Phil is now in a really weird version of Gone Girl and hey they are both unlikeable fucks so on brand.

Jokes on her because appearing offline does nothing to stop it.

 

[The Pulverizer]

You forgot hitting a wall or obstacle off screen then bitching about the game fucking him over because how was he supposed to know a pillar was behind him.

In Phil's defense, the movement in FromSoft game is comparable to PSX games. Miyazaki should've spent the money he wasted on George R. R. Martin overhauling their shitty engine for Elden Ring.

Anyone that disagrees should take off his rose-tinted glasses, boot up Elden Ring and try walking along the edge of cliff. After you clip off the cliff and lose all your runes, come back here and tell me I'm wrong.

 

[marlintan]

Jokes on her because appearing offline does nothing to stop it.

The real question in my mind is did she turn off cross-play after marrying DSP?

 

[gaarashatan]

hey all, glad to be back. its been a super long time. probably take me a couple hours if i just viewed the highlights xd whats been going on with phil lately. any big news?

 

[Africanweebfighter]

In Phil's defense, the movement in FromSoft game is comparable to PSX games.

Anyone that disagrees should take off his rose-tinted glasses, boot up Elden Ring and try walking along the edge of cliff. After you clip off the cliff and lose all your runes, come back here and tell me I'm wrong.

Those are different things tho? His movement into walls or hitting things and saying the game is at fault isn't the same as the game being dogshit at clipping through things? I never had a problem with the things he's actually whining about so defending him makes you look retarded imo.

 

[RougeRed]

hey all, glad to be back. its been a super long time. probably take me a couple hours if i just viewed the highlights xd whats been going on with phil lately. any big news?

The last "big news" thing to happen was the SideScrollers interview (and maybe the reveal that Kat is fat/still around). Everything else since then has just been the same slow slide into madness and obscurity.

 

[The Pulverizer]

His movement into walls or hitting things and saying the game is at fault isn't the same as the game being dogshit at clipping through things?

Yes and no. Because the game is jank you might find yourself bumping into shit unless your inputs are precise. At one point in the clip I saw, Phil's character came to a full stop because a candlestick was blocking his path.

Phil is a retard and the game should kill him over and over. But it's also true that the game often kills him for the wrong reasons.

 

[gaarashatan]

The last "big news" thing to happen was the SideScrollers interview (and maybe the reveal that Kat is fat/still around). Everything else since then has just been the same slow slide into madness and obscurity.

damn she hugeeee x.x i do remember watching the interview.

 

[Fapcop]

With that calorie intake, she should be lifting weights 24 seven

You mean pulling a beer wagon?

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Yes and no. Because the game is jank you might find yourself bumping into shit unless your inputs are precise. At one point in the clip I saw, Phil's character came to a full stop because a candlestick was blocking his path.

It was kinda obvious to anyone it was a object you couldn't just run over. He could have melee'd it and destroyed it, but the nigger just ran into it and kept doing it and saying "yes this is suppose to hold me back" like it's irl. I've never seen anyone just run over boxes in darksouls.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phi lowkey watches and enjoys TBS podcast. He was probably laughing his ass off at those songs.

I'm sure he watches it but it's to seethe at it. It's getting more and more clear that he goes out of his way to seek out and watch detractor khantent on Youtube and Twitter so he can seethe at it. Used to be that the dents would keep him abreast of things in the detractorsphere but whenever he talks about what "the idiots" are up to he goes into way more detail than he used to.

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol. these cope meltdowns are something else.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Imagine being Kat.

No lmao

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So I had a listen to that being said today and Dave's cope session involving the novella length post about doody and other pigroach profiteers and sure enough he goes hard into how the unironic fans are dents and wheelchairs but know what I don't hear when that comes up? The question of whether or not that assumption is WRONG or INACCURATE or EXAGGERATED he just goes cornerdemon eye bulge mode vying for the sympy of the dents cause he's not getting my sympy at all.

 

[myone]

I'm sure he watches it but it's to seethe at it. It's getting more and more clear that he goes out of his way to seek out and watch detractor khantent on Youtube and Twitter so he can seethe at it.

I very much doubt it. He seems genuinely uninformed about what detractors talk about and it's exactly what I'd expect him to say if his only sources of information are his flying monkeys (dents who fail to convey information), youtube titles+thumbnails disturbing his feed or the occasional tweet.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

i just saw the segment where he doesn’t know how to use a washing machine. This gouty faggot is 42 years old.

Khet is also too retarded to multitask (we knew this) and can’t even cook hamburger helper correctly. She really is his Soulmare.

 

[johnkimble123]

I very much doubt it. He seems genuinely uninformed about what detractors talk about and it's exactly what I'd expect him to say if his only sources of information are his flying monkeys (dents who fail to convey information), youtube titles+thumbnails disturbing his feed or the occasional tweet.

His main-character obsession factors into so much of the drivel from his stroke mouth:

• If you're putting content on Youtube, it's only for money and not entertainment/hobby, just like him
• On top of that, not only do all people monetize their Youtube, all people milk their audience for donations, also just like him
• Detractor circles are the most vile people on the internet, and they've done much worse than DSP, therefore DSP = saint
• Those people can't go out and get jobs and have no life, and on top of that, they tell DSP to get a job but everybody knows (and I guess the government is lying about this too) that the only jobs out there are Walmart, McDs and Uber, maybe another self-report on his own failure at pivoting in the past. Remember, once upon a time he thought he could pivot into a job with Microsoft.

I still can't get over the "Youtube would protect me if I was in a protected class, and they ignore TOS because otherwise my haters would be demonetized & banned" comment. It might be in the top 10 of the dumbest things he's ever said.

 

[marlintan]

he doesn’t know how to use a washing machine. This gouty faggot is 42 years old

Whirlpool didn't email him the instructions for it? But seriously, my children have been doing the laundry since they were 5 years old, they would fight about who got to climb on the clothes hamper to be able to reach and pull the laundry out of the dryer... Linda really fucked DSP up by coddling him so much.