Warhammer 40k

[Tablet County]

like the idea that having to tard-wrangle every brother who wasn’t named Perturabo or Mortarion is what caused his not by choice baldness.

I'm skeptical at the idea that someone as autistic and bitchmade as Perturabo wouldn't require tard wrangling.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Only problem, orks are basically genderless shrooms. Sooo..good luck?

They have DA BOYZ as an all male exclusive club. That wont stand because it's not progressive enough.

 

[Male Idiot]

Oh, and as "based" as Rowling is, that particular franchise had ran it's course, tbh.

She is just a commie that doesn't like trannies, just 99% of the WEF faggotry. Fuck her too.

Orks?

Spoiler: ork tits

 

[Glossy Paper]

It never even dawned on me it was about trannies. Great, another thing they have ruined.

Trannies who say "as a woman in this hobby..." are the ones stirring up shit all the time, and so many idiots fall for the bait. The trannies are the ones scaring actual women away. The writer for the upcoming space marine 2 game is also a tranny, wtf why are they everywhere?

 

[NerdShamer]

The writer for the upcoming space marine 2 game is also a tranny,

I actually forgot about that thing, tbh.

The writing is kind of mid, going by what's already been shown, obviously.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

The writer for the upcoming space marine 2 game is also a tranny, wtf why are they everywhere

Because the only things they have in life is cooming, the internet, nerd shit, and estrogen.

 

[Ampicilina500mg]

Time to repost a favourite:

I'll say it again. The true female representation is, fujoshis and yumejos.

 

[Male Idiot]

Because the only things they have in life is cooming, the internet, nerd shit, and estrogen.

You forget bad dragon dildos. Curze getting called my little meow meow made my day.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I suspect that female engagement with any facet of GW IP, including painting, fiction, and video games, is around 5% with the likes of FPS video games.

This is purely ancedotal but one of my hobbies is visiting hobby stores whenever I go through a town or state. I’ve noticed that usually in areas with more families, which are generally more conservative, there’s a higher percentage of customers who are women. There are exceptions but generally women who paint Warhammer minis have a boyfriend, husband, older brother or dad who does.

The store with the most women I’ve seen was in a small town in Utah. I can’t even remember the name of the town but they had grandmas playing an older edition of d&d with some other retirees.

The problem is the the Arch types and his army of retarded incels make this very easy for GW to double down on.

For the longest time I hated arch not because I necessarily disagreed with him but because he has 0 social awareness and fills the role of heel without realizing it. I dislike majorkill more because he’s the embodiment of cringe.

Edit I also dislike their smugness. They’re different kinds of smug but they both annoy me. Majorkill just annoys me a tad more.

 

[The tired cat]

I actually forgot about that thing, tbh.

The writing is kind of mid, going by what's already been shown, obviously.

Because Space Marine 1 sure had great writing. Oh wait, nobody cared about that, they enjoyed the gameplay.

 

[NerdShamer]

Because Space Marine 1 sure had great writing. Oh wait, nobody cared about that, they enjoyed the gameplay.

Nigger, it's the Ultramarines. Of course it'll be handled with the kid gloves.

 

[Exterminatus]

Night Lords fangirls amuse and confuse me in equal measure.

I assume women that like the Night Lords are ones you see gushing about how men like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer were sexy.

Trannies who say "as a woman in this hobby..." are the ones stirring up shit all the time, and so many idiots fall for the bait. The trannies are the ones scaring actual women away. The writer for the upcoming space marine 2 game is also a tranny, wtf why are they everywhere?

Because of autism, I think it's already been pointed out for a few years now but there is some sort of correlation between trannies and autism. A hobby like 40k can be giga autistic depending on how far down you go, speaking as a fan myself. Things like vidya, tabletop games, programming, all attract various autists and thus trannies inevitably begin cropping up.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Because Space Marine 1 sure had great writing. Oh wait, nobody cared about that, they enjoyed the gameplay.

These niggas are having nostalgia for dementia hallucinations it’s probably better to let them be.

 

[Alter Ego]

I'll say it again. The true female representation is, fujoshis and yumejos.

Oh yeah, if you really want to attract women to military science fiction, you do it the Gundam way:

40k fiction actually has plenty male angst and kinda-gay comradery, but it's missing the fab. No, Fulgrim doesn't cut it.

I wouldn't be surprised if Gundam Wing with its boy band main cast from 25 years ago had a more prominent female following than the recent Gundam Witch from Mercury with the franchise's celebrated first female main protagonist in animation, especially since the show allocates her to a yuri ship over male suitors. That's a big clue indicating what audience Bandai/Sunrise was chasing with their new, unconventional Gundam show.

This is purely ancedotal but one of my hobbies is visiting hobby stores whenever I go through a town or state. I’ve noticed that usually in areas with more families, which are generally more conservative, there’s a higher percentage of customers who are women. There are exceptions but generally women who paint Warhammer minis have a boyfriend, husband, older or dad who does.

The store with the most women I’ve seen was in a small town in Utah. I can’t even remember the name of the town but they had grandmas playing older d&d with some other retirees.

Sure, it makes sense to me that the outlier female customers of GW are primarily painters and get into it as a shared hobby with a male relative, which is sweet.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Nigger, it's the Ultramarines. Of course it'll be handled with the kid gloves.

Gillman is a ****** is a dirty elf lover I don't care if that wasn't confirmed anybody who fornicates with elves is a subhuman.
People who play elves also have 0 self-awareness and constantly ***** that they don't get the war in heaven books which would be a great novel series but they probably make it really stupid and screwed up like the end times.

Also the fact of the matter is homosexuals are all sexual degenerates and you would be shot immediately by the inquisition for being a *** if they were consistent in the depiction of the imperium of man
also GW can eat **** for getting rid of battlefield gothic game

the problem with the TTRPG industry is it's 10 times smaller than Hollywood in video games so when you lose half of your sales that's a huge hit to your bottom line I don't care how much esg cash you're getting you're gonna be bankrupt within a week

These niggas are having nostalgia for dementia hallucinations it’s probably better to let them be.

You don't need good writing for space marine games you just need a slightly likable masculine character to kill subhuman xenos

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am not going to lie I have shingles and in the fever haze I loaded up Darktide as I had not played it and I was presented with pure apathy. It's the worst thing to do with your staunch audience because they are usually whales and will leave. I am not going to lie either, I have not even ventured into my paint room, ironically I had some Custodes to paint but I can't. I am kinda bummed. I did like Arch's video about it, whilst he is cringe but not as much as Major, you could tell he was pretty upset.

I am just curious how bad it gets because I think it's going to get even worse.

 

[NerdShamer]

because I think it's going to get even worse.

It already did






Oh, look! They even got an Dreadnought!

 

[Felis Meanis]

Has there ever been a story about Custodes who were gay and sucked eachothers cocks?

Given Games Workshop's stance on Saint Fentanyl Floyd the Supreme Nigger, it seems likely?

 

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Give them time. The current push is for female marines/custodes (due to a combiantion of forcing the hobby to change to piss off the fans + troons feeling awkward the hobby they like is masculine) but they'll push for LGBTP representation eventually.

 

[wyleanda]

I say give it about a month and GW will reverse the Female Custodes.