Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

A Kiwi film about Trannys?!
I bet it manages to centre Maori culture because you can't make media in NZ without that

I missed that obvious reference. Man I'm slow (caffeine abstinence for about 45 days now).

 

[Geraldine]

Military troonage. In theory it's OK now, but ...
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Hello, I'm Margot (my mom renamed me, and I've stuck with it for a while! Any ideas for a middle name)? I've been in the Army National Guard for over 3 years now, and I have an AMAZING support group there. My commander and unit are all incredibly supportive and the females are all extremely excited to have me in their barracks when I'm actually allowed to transition. The males also give me plenty of space for showering and sleeping and changing, and treat me as a woman even though I have to "cosplay" as a male while I'm at work.

I filed the case for transitioning around July of last year, and paying for doctors and countless counselors because they keep moving or changing jobs has run me almost dry of money. The case closes in July of this year. I'm just extremely stressed about the timeline I've been given and making the change of transitioning legally before I'm even allowed to grow my hair out or anything.

I've given plenty of paperwork, including a gender dysphoria diagnosis, multiple papers from multiple counselors, and a "treatment plan" including timelines and what is medically necessary. The only thing I have left to do before my commander can approve the treatment plan is go to my family doctor and have a behavioral health assessment to make sure that I'm mentally stable enough to make this decision for myself.

There isn't any questions in this post unless someone has any way to make the process easier transitioning in the Army legally and medically (I guess socially to an extent too)? I just want to have conversations about it and feel a little better about the stress of the process.

Military bureaucracy is as ever even in clown world.

 

[Pig Cups]

The main troon looks like an off version of Enid from ghostworld tho so that might be swaying me.

I dunno…the first thing that came to my mind was our rapey, thwomp-faced, broken branch of a nemesis, Dong Gone Jones.

 

[Geraldine]

The OP is interesting, but the real question is in the comments.
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[DopeAddictKittenV2]

the females are all extremely excited to have me in their barracks when I'm actually allowed to transition.

Yeah, I'm sure. Fuckin creep.

At least they can hopefully defend themselves. Maybe they'll eventually get sick of his shit, team up and beat the shit out of him. sorry rate me MATI cause I am lmao

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

The OP is interesting, but the real question is in the comments.
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It is shocking that no business wants to hire someone who will cost hundreds of thousands in medical care, will make office life hell with constant "I'S MA'AM"/"validate muh gender"ing, and will be a walking lawsuit.


In other news, this pooner's mom nailed her reasoning for getting a rotdog (years of CSA.) Instead of getting good advice, Reddit just says "stop listening to her, don't talk about years of sexual abuse, just get your boobs cut off and be happy":

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ydqyu

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My Mom believes I'm only trans cause of trauma Advice (self.ftm)

submitted 7 hours ago by Sensitive-dino-nuggs to r/ftm

Tw for transphobia and mentions of past csa. Please be safe out there.

My mom [40s] and I [20 ftm] have been talking again and recently she's been opening up to me about how my coming out affected her. She also said that she thinks me being trans has something to do with my severe childhood trauma. She thinks that something that influenced me to be trans and transition was being a victim of extended csa [I've been out as trans for over 6 years] and has recently been trying to force me to admit that here theory is true, when I straight up do not think that my childhood had that kind of influence on my gender.

I guess I'm just confused as to how she got there because so many people in our lives have been trying to tell her that's not how it works, and have been telling her since I was little there was something off. She has never taken me being trans great, she threatened to kick me out multiple times when I was younger and wanting to transition, and only within the last 2 years actively made the choice to start accepting that if she wants a relationship with Me she needs to accept its there. She's never been the best mom, but I can't bring myself to cut her off as I love her.

I think I just need advise on how to navigate this because when I talk to her she just keeps pushing her own narrative and it makes me feel like I have to defend myself. I don't like feeling this way and it's been really frustrating to even talk to her when all I can think of is how she doesn't respect my identity for what it actually is. Does any one have experiences like this or even just something that'll help me not be so angry about the way she's treating me?

 

[FredTheGreat]

The OP is interesting, but the real question is in the comments.
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Pronouns on the resume? Into the trash it goes.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Once again gay men are jealous that men want actual women. The lgbt community really hate each other since they don't want to date their own people.
Plus I have a theory that flaming gay men aren't liked so decide to troon out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/comments/1c1yvi6/im_sick_of_the_cis_women_have_dating_problems_too/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

"Don't even bring a bottle of wine if they want to hook up"
"Think you should feel thankful they give you the time of day"
That's exactly how men treat real women so I guess he's "passing".

 

[ovqsnfat]

To be fair, not altogether awful. Might pass if I saw him in passing without talking up close,
Can't read the mind of the TSA guy of course.

A very tired me misread this and thought they were a pooner at first: "I mean they kinda look like a weird jewish twink, I guess they pass"

 

[Battery Low]

Yeah I thought that the pic was deliberately shit, but tired-me could imagine walking past him in a crowd and assuming he was a gender-special female.

Almost ironic he wasn't "misgendered" by some well-meaning staff, assuming that he was a woman who wanted to be called "he".

We live in such a weird clown world. Everyone is told to play "guess the pronoun" as some kind of roulette whereby if you get it wrong the other party offs themselves.

 

[Shakespeare]

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And here I thought that being a tranny was a prerequisite for working in IT.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

We live in such a weird clown world. Everyone is told to play "guess the pronoun" as some kind of roulette whereby if you get it wrong the other party offs themselves.

The only people who will off themselves if misgendered are trannies. Normal people's reaction would range from bewildered to bemused.

Therefore, it is imperative to attempt to misgender others in other to cull the human herd.


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Makes me sad TRIGGER WARNING (self.TransLater)

submitted 16 hours ago by KPuff12 to r/TransLater

My (46 mtf) egg cracked about a year and a half ago. I came out socially 2 weeks ago. So I'm starting slow, growing my hair out and wearing nail polish. Most people in my life and workplace have been fine, not judging. This morning I was talking with a co-worker. He started to laugh, while looking at some papers in my hands. I thought he was laughing at the papers, so I asked him "what's funny?". He says, through laughter, "I'm laughing at the nail polish". I stammered a bit, and got out of the conversation and walked away.

I knew this kind of thing was going to happen. I told myself its was ok, I don't care about the haters. But it still hurts when it comes from someone you thought you got along with. Thanks for reading, I hope your day goes better then mine.

Troon consoles himself in the thread with "maybe he is just jealous"... sure, dude. I wish I could look like a pig in a wig.

 

[Positron]

 

[Nigor]

Not a funny one. Maybe the parents caught it in time to save the kid.
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If the comments are anything to go by, I'm not sure if the kid will be saved. I'm hoping for the best though, 14 is a crazy age to be thinking this stuff man

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And?? I thought that’s what you hideous, grotesque freaks have wanted all along, given that you always express desires to be “boys/girls,” rather than “men/women.”

On top of that, you dress with the fashion sense of naive children, yearn to do kid things to make up for “lost boyhood/girlhood,” and clutch stuffies and Blåhajes. I’m not understanding…isn’t being treated like a child what you have wanted this whole time?

Honestly with the way people on twitter talk about age gap relationships, youd think they already consider all people under the age of 25 children lol

 

[The bearer of arms]

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They just couldn't help themselves

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah, I'm sure. Fuckin creep.

At least they can hopefully defend themselves. Maybe they'll eventually get sick of his shit, team up and beat the shit out of him. sorry rate me MATI cause I am lmao

No you're right to be pissed off. The military fucking coddles sick fucking AGP freaks like this, freaks who if we ever get in a real shooting war (something it looks like they are itching to do with all the interfering in Ukraine we keep doing) will be beyond useless, we ain't gonna be including hormones in essential logistics and the enemy ain't gonna pause attacks 3 or 4 times a day for these sick fucks to dilate.
They're also fucking corrosive to morale, but the military will fall over theirselves to pander to these fucks at the same time we have Veterans living on the fucking streets and going into thousands of dollars in debt because the fucking VA has to be dragged into court almost before they'll declare anything "service related."
Its a joke.

 

[FinnSven]

No you're right to be pissed off. The military fucking coddles sick fucking AGP freaks like this, freaks who if we ever get in a real shooting war (something it looks like they are itching to do with all the interfering in Ukraine we keep doing) will be beyond useless, we ain't gonna be including hormones in essential logistics and the enemy ain't gonna pause attacks 3 or 4 times a day for these sick fucks to dilate.
They're also fucking corrosive to morale, but the military will fall over theirselves to pander to these fucks at the same time we have Veterans living on the fucking streets and going into thousands of dollars in debt because the fucking VA has to be dragged into court almost before they'll declare anything "service related."
Its a joke.

Have they had to adopt a troon positive position because of political pressure?

There is zero to minimal that “gender affirming care” helps people in civvy street.
As in turns them into more dynamic and productive members of society.

It certainly won’t turn a crying whining fag allegedly on a daily verge of suicide into a bold courageous soldier who would make Genghis Khan flee at the flex of a bicep.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Yeah, I'm sure. Fuckin creep.

At least they can hopefully defend themselves. Maybe they'll eventually get sick of his shit, team up and beat the shit out of him. sorry rate me MATI cause I am lmao

It is a very poorly kept secret that female soldiers are sexually harassed and assaulted by male soldiers/superiors at scary high rates. Maybe even higher than civilian women are with civilian men. Very often the women are threatened with dishonorable discharge if they accuse a male soldier of a sex crime. I can't imagine it's much better when the rapist has a girldick.

Letting a tranny into the women's barracks is like transferring a male convict into a women's prison. Doesn't matter that most, if not all, MTF convicts are in there in the first place for raping or murdering kids and/or women. It's automatically a-okay if he says he's a she! Honor code, baby!

No you're right to be pissed off. The military fucking coddles sick fucking AGP freaks like this, freaks who if we ever get in a real shooting war (something it looks like they are itching to do with all the interfering in Ukraine we keep doing) will be beyond useless, we ain't gonna be including hormones in essential logistics and the enemy ain't gonna pause attacks 3 or 4 times a day for these sick fucks to dilate.
They're also fucking corrosive to morale, but the military will fall over theirselves to pander to these fucks at the same time we have Veterans living on the fucking streets and going into thousands of dollars in debt because the fucking VA has to be dragged into court almost before they'll declare anything "service related."
Its a joke.

Have they had to adopt a troon positive position because of political pressure?

There is zero to minimal that “gender affirming care” helps people in civvy street.
As in turns them into more dynamic and productive members of society.

It certainly won’t turn a crying whining fag allegedly on a daily verge of suicide into a bold courageous soldier who would make Genghis Khan flee at the flex of a bicep.

I wouldn't be surprised if Don't Ask Don't Tell and Trump banning troons from the military (only for Biden to lift it) contributed to this situation. Maybe the arrest and eventually pardoning of literal traitor troon Chelsea Manning because poor defenseless troon added fuel to the fire too. But there is a sort of guilt for competent soldiers being dishonorably discharged just for being gay (not even having sex, just gay) for decades and a hatred for Trump for just existing (despite that even a broken clock is right twice a day).

The thing is, the vast majority of gay people do their jobs just fine with no real accommodations. Meanwhile trannies leech every single resource they can get their hands on. Most of their "care" only hinders them in a job that demands one to be at their peak health and fitness. Can you imagine a post op pooner trying to shoot accurately or run fast post arm or thigh graft? John Denver was rejected from military service for missing a fucking toe, yet a troon can get his dick inverted while on active duty? Complete waste of time and resources. The sick vets struggling to get actual therapy and care deserve so much better. I kinda sense that if it wasn't the military being involved that the public outrage would be more profound.

I don't even know why (out) troons would even want to be in the military now considering how so many of them bitch about the American military complex. I'd say it's not much different from SJWs calling the police after repeatedly retweeting "rest in power" and "ACAB," but that's screaming at a screen vs actually enlisting.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Like the tory party conference if it was held in Royston Vasey?

 

[Procrastinhater]

The thing is, the vast majority of gay people do their jobs just fine with no real accommodations. Meanwhile trannies leech every single resource they can get their hands on. Most of their "care" only hinders them in a job that demands one to be at their peak health and fitness.

Being gay has no effect on their ability to do their job. Hell the Theban Sacred Band, an elite unit comprised of homosexual partners, was respected by even the Lycurgus Era Spartans for being incredibly tough and impossible to break (they would fight to the last man rather than surrender or retreat) and was selected as pairs of life-partnered males because they (it seems correctly) figured that guys wouldn't leave their spouses behind in battle)
Troons on the other hand come with a host of medical issues, the need for hormones, expensive and debilitating surgeries with long and indeterminate recovery periods, the need for multiple daily dilation breaks, reduced mobility and in the case of Pooners with arm-roll 'dogs reduced dexterity, and thats before you even get into the psychological issues that Troons have, and the effect on morale having hypersensitive histrionic faggots doped on wrong sex hormones and unstable emotional effects that come with it.

Plus the safety concerns having people who are by definition fetish obsessed deviants on base.
Upwards of 75% of Troons serving time are behind bars for sex offences.

Then theres the effect on recruitment and the reputation of the military when you have freaks like Dr "Rachel" Levine and the like in uniform representing us.

Our enemies are laughing at us.
And they are right to.
The military is no place for the most deviant and unstable people in society.