Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Maybe someone broke into his house and forcing him to be a faggot at gunpoint

I find this situation implausible. I think you'd have to put a gun to his head to force him NOT to be a faggot.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Oh do I have a treat for you guys.

Since it was in the Rekieta thread, I was expecting to A. be tagged, and B. for that to be much, much gayer. That being said very good job.

 

[TherapyMan]

I even tried using her middle name. No difference. Meanwhile, same system spits up everything on Aaron dating back to 2005.

My guess here is that April never legally changed her last name in Minnesota, or if she has, did it relatively recently. If you search for a marriage certificate for Aaron, the Minnesota system only returns his first marriage to Ashley Ann Maciej.


This weird site that I found states that they got married in Las Vegas (just like our lord Ethan Ralph). If you search the marriage records in Clark County, Nevada, you get the following marriage:



April Diane Anderson also retrieves no results in the Minnesota Judicial Branch. April D Anderson does retrieve one result for a lawsuit. I would assume April does not have anything on her record other than the one speeding ticket. The database fuckery might be the result of the whole change in name without an actual name change on the books.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

The corner demon thing is fucking creepy.

My guess is that it's Kayla.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If we really want to effort-post, there is an AI service that can strip vocals from songs with decent reliability, so if you combine the instrumentals of Nick's actual outro, @feral cat #6385 's lyrics, and @dustnight 's AI Nick, it could be lulzy...

Let me know if interested. I have no idea how hard it would be to match the cadence of an existing song with the AI voice generator.

On it. It doesn't look too difficult if you have a model ready to go. If you don't have a model. It's tedious. I tried using the model from a few pages back but it came out potato quality. Does anyone else have a better Rekeita model?

I'm trying Sparky tech corner's model now.

He's doing a thing.
Yeah, I'm surprised too. Anyway, he's sticking with the "if I make a joke about it, it's ok, it's FUNNY!".

Holy fuck! A Monday Rekeita show. Impossible.

tad bit oversharing but if your father figure suddenly starts spiraling right when you are like 16-18 it can really fuck with you

No. Not at all. If your father is an asshole and you fucking hate him. You just kind of end up never talking to him ever again.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Considering it's Nick, who has joined the Skeleton War, is it possible he's staring at a completely hallucinatory person who doesn't even exist?

If it’s real to him, that makes it real.

I am genuinely unsettled by the shadow corner person revelation.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My guess here is that April never legally changed her last name in Minnesota, or if she has, did it relatively recently. If you search for a marriage certificate for Aaron, the Minnesota system only returns his first marriage to Ashley Ann Maciej.

This weird site that I found states that they got married in Las Vegas (just like our lord Ethan Ralph). If you search the marriage records in Clark County, Nevada, you get the following marriage:

Yes, they married in Vegas.

The case for the speeding ticket lists her name as April Imholte. I'm not sure why it doesn't appear.

 

[AnOminous]

If it’s real to him, that makes it real.

I am genuinely unsettled by the shadow corner person revelation.

I would have previously thought it was some weird 4d chess troll, but considering Nick's currently utterly deteriorated mental state, if he's staring at someone in a consistent position, it's probably someone actually there, not hallucinatory ceiling cats.

I just think it's likely it's Satan himself. He sold his soul to Satan to appear to be like an actual man for the first time in his fag life, and be popular, and now that's run out, and Satan has come to collect his interest.

 

[zimzam88]

The corner demon thing is fucking creepy.

My guess is that it's Kayla.

That's not possible, He spends 15 minutes every stream checking up on her in her sleep. That's totally how he got his bloody nose when she headbutted him in her sleep.

Also whats up with the "late night checks on the family". My parents didn't wander into my room at 2 am to check in on me every night.

 

[AltisticRight]

Multiple ceiling cats, many cats in the walls and in the floor, Kiwi Karens living rent free in his non-practicing brain, and now a corner demon that's not Magi-chan.

Balldo's ever spiralling universe.

My parents didn't wander into my room at 2 am to check in on me every night.

Ask Ethan Ralph, allegedly Ronnie would do that.

 

[AnOminous]

Also whats up with the "late night checks on the family". My parents didn't wander into my room at 2 am to check in on me every night.

That's seriously some "I was raised in a cult" shit.

 

[Captain Manning]

My guess here is that April never legally changed her last name in Minnesota

No, she did. 100%.

Because:


Ostensibly, the cop entered what was on her license and whatever they call their motor vehicle department there. IMHOLTE, APRIL DIANE.

You'll only get that though if you search cases by lawyer. Meaning Nick. Typing in April's name yields nothing. Not even this one citation. It's weird.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Not the best. It sounds like Nick is being tortured to death by ceiling cats. I know what the problem is. Mostly. The vocal extraction isn't perfect. It's picking up sound effects as vocals and producing something truly demonic. I can fix it. But not tonight. In the meantime enjoy listening to nick getting tortured to death by ceiling cats while trying to sing Komm Susser Todd.

 

[Anticipointment]

When Aaron said he would be going to Nick’s this past weekend he said it as in, he was the only one going, not “April & I. Then he later mentioned that April would be there. So unless she was traveling there separately, which doesn’t make a lot of sense, she was already there at Nick’s.

Then during the time that Aaron would have been going to stay there, Nick had his emergency cancellation show.

When Aaron announced that April would no longer be on the Steel Toe show, & he gave April’s reasons for not wanting to be on anymore, he said “the way I understand it & I could be wrong…” as if he’d not discussed it with April herself, but rather, a third party had explained April’s wishes to him. Sounded like either he wasn’t clear about that person’s explanation or didn’t trust it.

It’s possible that the reason Nick cancelled the show is that April had been (or still is) at Nick’s & when Aaron showed up, she’d refused to see him. Then Nick was left to convey to Aaron the situation with April & deal with their mess.

Spoiler: Also,

Also, someone earlier in the thread said there was a “Steel Toe Boring Show” sub-Reddit. I went to look at it & this was the ad I got.



I’ve never searched for anything related to erectile disfunction, so I can only conclude it’s related to the sub-Reddit. Disappointed it wasn’t a Balldo ad.

 

[velvetelvis]

From 4/15/2024 STMS:

• Aaron had a restless night's sleep, 'woke up weird', and didn't have his driveway or studio entrance cleared of shoes so his disabled co-host could enter. There's some legit saltiness from 'Johnny Crutches' here. Why can't Aaron clear his hallway of shit as he unlocks his door before going to the studio? More importantly, why can't April do it?
• Aaron woke up weird. April's not mentioned at all, outside of show related cope commentary. She's not discussed in present tense.
• Aaron, quite salty, mentions April won't be handling any of the show prize related mailings, and rambles for a bit about how April would have to teach him.

I'm fairly certain she's not there, and hasn't been there in at least a week. Probably since whatever studio-related shuffle happened at Nick's place.

From 4/15/2024 STES:

• Aaron made two very odd references to 'sleeping in my own bed' tonight.
• Aaron corrected on the second mention, saying he shouldn't talk about things like that, then changed subject.
• Aaron was full of piss and vinegar this evening; show was lacklustre in content and donations, but he was trying to force energy and seem upbeat about 'the chages' etc.
• Nick does not appear to be conferring with the corner demon tonight.

Theory: April was there for almost all of the last 2 weeks. Her and Aaron may have had 2 or 4 days of attempted reconciliation before more bickering and staying at Nick's during that time period. Friday was the ultimatum given by Aaron. Streaming Monday for Nick was tentative. My guess is that April is back in the Toolshed, at least for now.

She needs to get a job, and I figure once she does that, you'll hear more turmoil. Aaron is extremely posessive and can't handle threats to his masculinity. I wouldnt be shocked if hes the type of guy that drops her off at work and shows up during her breaks unannounced, smothering any joy in the relationship.

I do have a feeling that the joint couples nights may have ended, at least for now, and Dick Lickeita may be back to his regular broadcasts.
Sorry for the long, sort of OT posts.

Spoiler: Snigger, Please:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGchj3e_B80

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is much less satanic.

 

[BrainSand63]

My theory is that the ceiling cats have broken free of their metaphysical restraints and have now migrated to the corner of the room. I support them in this endeavor and hope it brings more feline-based delusions to Nick’s streams.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Also whats up with the "late night checks on the family". My parents didn't wander into my room at 2 am to check in on me every night.

Imagine being a kid and waking in the middle of the night to see a misshapen skeletal form hovering over your bed in the darkness. That's some horror movie shit right there.

 

[AltisticRight]

There's something I keep forgetting to mention. Balldo claims he setup the bait cage to capture a "big feral cat" and said he will domesticate it to live with his other home pets cats. Instead, he caught a skunk and waterboarded it to death.

Am I the only one who finds this story hard to believe? Feral cats cannot be domesticated. Their level of human socialisation is very low and they're mostly apprehensive to humans. This would especially be true for whatever rural hellhole his Hedonism III is in. He doesn't even interact with other people in his community and has said on numerous occasions that he hates their guts.

Either this drunken now-practicing-lawyer with a non-practicing-brain was a total retard who thought it was possible to domesticate a feral animal, or he was just lying to make that story of zoosadism sound less horrific.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being a kid and waking in the middle of the night to see a misshapen skeletal form hovering over your bed in the darkness. That's some horror movie shit right there.

Luckily that's just one of Nick's lies. He's not doing that. He's taking drugs.

There's something I keep forgetting to mention. Balldo claims he setup the bait cage to capture a "big feral cat" and said he will domesticate it to live with his other home pets cats. Instead, he caught a skunk and waterboarded it to death.

Maybe he just tried to fuck that skunk. It didn't work out, he got clawed, so he sadistically murdered the skunk.