It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

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>He doesn't know about the power of JO crystals

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Now JO crystals are scientifically proven, and if he mentioned them then I would have believed every word he said.

@TrollCat's Owner Cease astrally projecting on this dimenonal plane this instant, failure to do so constitutes an astral felony. Enjoy the shadow realm, machine elf.
 
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Hey r-slurs I'll dox myself, My name is John Potter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, r-slur'd, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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No, I am legitimately going to France. I have no expenses so my allowance goes pretty far. My parents pay for my food and gas. Also she cares about me for my body and my personality.
Well
Make sure to tape everything.
Sure it might be illegal but your parents will pay your lawyers, and without the proof, nobody here will believe you.
Personally, I wish you best of luck, and get that ass.
 
Hey everybody, I just wanted to perform a quick wellness check. Is everybody good? Machine elves all up in your bootyhole can be a serious problem, one that goes woefully unreported.

So please, reach out to the butt health provider of your choice, explain the whole thing about the machine elves, and get yourself checked. Early detection can make all the difference.
 
Hey everybody, I just wanted to perform a quick wellness check. Is everybody good? Machine elves all up in your bootyhole can be a serious problem, one that goes woefully unreported.
I can confirm that machine elves did not appear and attempt to engage in non-consensual sexual activity.

A proctologist appointment is not required.
 
Hey everybody, I just wanted to perform a quick wellness check. Is everybody good? Machine elves all up in your bootyhole can be a serious problem, one that goes woefully unreported.

So please, reach out to the butt health provider of your choice, explain the whole thing about the machine elves, and get yourself checked. Early detection can make all the difference.
I'm okay but I wouldn't mind the company. I do like to entertain.
 
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I didn't actually send the machine elves after anyone yet, but if my thread is not taken down by the time I wake up I will no longer hold back.
Wouldn't be the first time a schizophrenic retard casts a curse on me. It would actually be the third time. First was Pam, then Mel.
I'm still alive and well.

@TrollCat's Owner, when you talk about things like machine elves, unnamed entities, astral projection, bring bonded because of a permanent marker sigil drawn on your hand, sitting outside of a hospital to absorb souls, using blood to create curses, ect.. These things are fantasy.
I suspect it's gaslighting, not fantasy. He's trying to be an Idea Guy.
 
Read it aloud and hear how retarded it is.
Like I said, clockwork elves are bitch-made. Grab 'em by their knife-ears and prag 'em out yourself.
I call bullshit, you're really getting $1000 a month from disability. I wouldn't hire you as delusional as you are. You'd probably try and fight a child if they laughed at you. You haven't had a job because any potential employer can see you're a major liability.
He's entertaining to watch sperg out though. I vote we let him cook.
I dunno wtf is going on.
Just watch the shitshow unfold man.
Your BMI is 26.5 which puts you in the overweight category, hardly the optimum body type for running whether the extra weight is fat or muscle.
Nigga needs to get on the BossmanJack crackrock diet.
Hey r-slurs I'll dox myself, My name is John Potter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, r-slur'd, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Damn, I was gonna post the Clyde Cash copypasta (:_(
Hey everybody, I just wanted to perform a quick wellness check. Is everybody good? Machine elves all up in your bootyhole can be a serious problem, one that goes woefully unreported.

So please, reach out to the butt health provider of your choice, explain the whole thing about the machine elves, and get yourself checked. Early detection can make all the difference.
I'm fine. I've yet to be harassed by the clockwork, knife-eared menace. I can keep you and the thread posted though.
 
He's entertaining to watch sperg out though. I vote we let him cook.
He is definitely entertaining, schizos or crazy people are my personal favorite lolcows. I wish I would have made popcorn before I read the thread.

ETA: did @TrollCat's Owner get thread banned or entirely banned, I haven't seen him respond for the last couple of pages.
 
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I can help her find aspirations that are higher than her current ones
Nigger, you live with your parents and get an allowance, you could not find a higher aspiration for yourself and are pretending you could for someone else? get real you fake ass wizard.

Still waiting for your gay ass mechanical elves to do anything, maybe they got scared when you sent them to approach a true and honest cobra warlock.
 
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He's still sperging out about machine elves, being a total fucking retard, and probably gooning to the BPD anglo.

I also took a stroll over to this rDrama website that he keeps going on about, read their rules, let out a hardy laugh, and left
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I love free speech, hate the Ching Chong Commies and Winnie the Pooh Jinping probably takes it up the ass by horses like Mr.Hands, Hate the fags, trannies, and cosplaying dogfuckers, Lucas Roberts is a coked up retard who grooms children and Elliot Fong is a brick-faced dickless eunech, the kikes hate them for trying to break into the child penis mutilating market, they probably engineered the clotshot vaccine to brainwash the normies.
 
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