Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Yes they should disavow him.

Kinda torn on this. Agree in theory, but in practice, the thing is, Nick thrives on attention & also loves playing the victim. What he fears most isn’t being the villain but becoming irrelevant. He deserves people to ghost him & if he’s mentioned say “Who? Don’t know him.” (Josh is uniquely situated because he already disengaged but talking about lolcow of the year when doing MATI is difficult to avoid)

On the other hand, it would be nice to see someone besides Josh have the integrity to call him on his bs, either to his face or otherwise.

Bizarrely, there are some who are flocking to Nick more than ever lately. Checked out Nick’s stream last night for literally two minutes, quickly realized what a mistake that was & immediately dipped. But saw in the chat that Dani Ahn (Mormon lawyer from Utah, besties with Legal Vices) is a mod (no idea if that’s a new thing?)
Apparently, she’s a fan of Nick’s “comedy”.

Forget who here asked or why, about a woman named Nicola Maxwell that was in Nick’s YT or Locals comments, but she is a mod now too.

Aside from Dani & Nicola being inexplicably enamored with Nick, it’s clear they are retarded and/or psychotic because they are both super fans of Steve Gosney’s 50 Shades of Grey knock off book. Steve’s another one who should know better about Nick.
 
Megan Fox goes on his show again
When I hear "Megan Fox", I think of that stupid ex-Fox News anchor who declared Santa to be White when we've clearly seen Romaine who is Black Santa, delivering Our Gollum the gifts, all 10 inches deep.

She should change her name to something more fitting, like Fatima Mammoth. She can even keep her initials, albeit swapped.

Having five children goes a long way with people who don't pay close attention.
That's assuming he cares about them, at all.
I won't bet a dollar on that.
 
I agree with your take, except of this bit above - i used to think like that even just couple weeks ago, but my opinion is changing now.
Yes they should disavow him. Now is the time. Now, that they know what movies he likes, what makes him happy, how he treats decent people, how he fraternizes with revolting people, how he disrespects God, people who love God, his own wife, his own kids, his own community, or even the animals.
Believe me, I certainly sympathize with anybody that chooses to hard disavow Nick, but I don't want to be the dude that insists upon it.

My main point is more along the lines of my not wanting to hear them crying about how their continued association with Nick might make them look bad and subject themselves to ridicule. They can blame both Nick and themselves for that.

When I hear "Megan Fox", I think of that stupid ex-Fox News anchor who declared Santa to be White when we've clearly seen Romaine who is Black Santa, delivering Our Gollum the gifts, all 10 inches deep.
Oh, that's Megyn Kelly.

And the Santa thing is not even the dumbest thing she's ever said. She also said Pepper Spray is "a food product essentially."

No, the Megan Fox that Nick has to keep saying "Not that one" about is the dumb but somewhat hot bimbo actress from the Michael Bay Transformers movies.

You are correct though that Nick's Megan shares more in common with Kelly. Same profession and all.
 
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And just so I am not misunderstood - i believe the only thing she's scared of is loss of shekels and attention due to Nick casting a nasty dark shadow on the whole lawtube sektur. He lifted them up, now he's dragging all of them down.

What she's certainly not scared of is her loss of reputation, or Nick self-harming through alcohol, or thousands of very dumb people, who still unironically watch this, becoming corrupted degenerates because of Nicks' sick concept of what constitutes a good joke (gross perverted shit) or a good movie (gross perverted shit).
Surely, if she'd be scared of any of that, she would never willingly associate with Rekieta or come to his stream.
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And just so I am not misunderstood - i believe the only thing she's scared of is loss of shekels and attention due to Nick casting a nasty dark shadow on the whole lawtube sektur. He lifted them up, now he's dragging all of them down.
This is the kind of smile you get if you put a gun to someone's head and tell them to smile.
 
So, these fevers huh? Becoming more frequent huh? Like a compromised immune system huh?
Based on how he looked and sounded last night, he was in for a rough morning. Not surprised.

This is my headcanon too. His asides to the Corner Demon aren't angry or irritation. They seem playful, almost flirty. It really does sound like he's reacting to her flashing him her tits or something along those lines.
Didn't include in the post but this is an example of a time Nick was looking more towards the door. This may be a different person than the Corner Demon.

 
I love how Nick has no reason to keep his show going so late, but he does it anyway. when you have as few fans as Nick does at this point, you can really set your show schedule whenever and they'll show up. they're literally "ride or die" the problem is he hates being an e-celeb so much he won't even just change the time he works his job where he makes his own schedule

The son got 1.5k a month nevering rising for inflation
in the 70s that was still an obscene amount of money and if he truely did turn his life around he should have been able to make enough of a good life for himself that he wouldn't have needed the money. 1.5k a month in the 70s was like having a trust fund giving you 15k a month in this decade, its still way more than enough money to thrive on. add that into whatever job mr. turned his life around could get and he probably could have made a billion all by himself.
. That sustained smile
reminds me of the Joker's victims.
His drunken, edgy 2005 ‘what’s the best thing about sex with a pregnant woman?’
Wreckless Media Radio (based in michigan) was still doing those jokes in 2013, MN is even slower to catch on trends. Nick still thinks Hot Topic is cool for fucks sake.
The golden age of journalism was a time when journalists had near total control over public opinion and any and all lies and slants would be 100% believes.
exactly, people forget that the Mafia at one point was a myth on par with space aliens because the newspapers and FBI went after anyone talking about a cabal all made up of one ethnicity that was behind a lot of the degeneracy in america. "Al Capone was just a businessman goyim" Edward R Murrow wanted anyone that even asked about The Commission to be given the same punishments' as the nazis at Nuremburg
 
Aaron Imholte and one of his cohosts are going out for karaoke. The discussion of the night was a main topic of the 4/17/2024 Steel Toe evening show.
Once again, this is a complete coincidence.
I also noticed Aaron made a joke about knowing a "recovering addicts", which he then corrected by saying that he doesn't know any "RECOVERING addicts" as he and his cohost laugh, though he cut himself off before finishing the joke. Was it a reference to April and/or Nick? These claims about April were allegedly why she quit the show.

He was not wearing his wedding ring, which has been on and off throughout his recent streams.

 
Believe me, I certainly sympathize with anybody that chooses to hard disavow Nick, but I don't want to be the dude that insists upon it.

My main point is more along the lines of my not wanting to hear them crying about how their continued association with Nick might make them look bad and subject themselves to ridicule. They can blame both Nick and themselves for that.

Sean has said some critical things, but is not in open break with Nose. Mindset said his piece and has ignored Nick. I think the oblique addressing of Nick's behaviour and then ghosting him is the correct response.

Aaron Imholte and one of his cohosts are going out for karaoke. The discussion of the night was a main topic of the 4/17/2024 Steel Toe evening show.
Once again, this is a complete coincidence.

For those not in the know, Nick and Kayla are obsessive karaoke enjoyers.

I love how Nick has no reason to keep his show going so late, but he does it anyway. when you have as few fans as Nick does at this point, you can really set your show schedule whenever and they'll show up. they're literally "ride or die" the problem is he hates being an e-celeb so much he won't even just change the time he works his job where he makes his own schedule

Don't worry! Nick is 're-tooling the show schedule', 'summer should be better', free from the requirement to do post-show LOCALS streams he will have 'regular' shows and 'daytime content SOON'--'May, at the latest!' The old time slot used to work for him, but now it does not. He is working on finding a better timeslot and schedule that will have day shows mixed in!

He promises this all in March! Just wait!
 
in the 70s that was still an obscene amount of money
True, but there is turning your life around from petty crime and drug addiction versus making the 100s of millions your industrialist father made. As far as I know the man and his family were decently well off in the 2000s, but those millions were an absurd amount now and as you note even more absurd in the 70s.
 
I have seen a few clever people do something in the style of 'The Cleanest Song You've Ever Heard' where each line ends before an implied bawdy ending, but them picks up with something normal. Pretty sure it is a chanty.

Like the assumption song?

(sound warning: a bit loud)

 
Dicked around with some new SDXL models, AI has come a long way in a short amount of time.
Ideal for Nick from a few months back, but he's declining so rapidly that a more zombie-like appearance is necessary. His face needs to be more skeletal with deeper-set eyes.

I once joked that Nick might be 'put out to pasture' within the next year. Given his rapid decline, I'm starting to believe it could actually happen.
Then they just are delusional about Nick pull at this point. Megan being on his show doubled his viewership on YT. She has almost as large of a draw as him. She did more for him in terms of bringing eggballs than he did for her.
Because Megan actually discusses law.
I think its just more attempts at "shock jock" LARPing. Its like his anti-woman comments earlier in the week. He still doesn't understand how this sort of material works or how to tell these sorts of jokes or that frankly that this sort of material doesn't work anymore. The whole shock jock era is over.
The Howard Stern Show and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
While Megan is not as bad (yet) as Aussie taking in a known catfish after knowing all the information out there and continuing the lie, I think she and Gosney are starting to get there.
I don't even regard Aussie as human. He's some sort of animal hybrid that escaped Dr. Moreau's island.
I agree with your take, except of this bit above - i used to think like that even just couple weeks ago, but my opinion is changing now.
Yes they should disavow him. Now is the time. Now, that they know what movies he likes, what makes him happy, how he treats decent people, how he fraternizes with revolting people, how he disrespects God, people who love God, his own wife, his own kids, his own community, or even the animals.
No. That's super gay. The correct approach is what Mindset did. If he makes a major fuckup regarding saying something stupid in an area of law they are a subject matter expert in call him out. Otherwise just quietly walk away.
Forget who here asked or why, about a woman named Nicola Maxwell that was in Nick’s YT or Locals comments, but she is a mod now too.
I did. She is a fanatical nose guarder who pops up in elissa's comments a lot. And appears to be a dog fucking wine mom.
Bizarrely, there are some who are flocking to Nick more than ever lately. Checked out Nick’s stream last night for literally two minutes, quickly realized what a mistake that was & immediately dipped. But saw in the chat that Dani Ahn (Mormon lawyer from Utah, besties with Legal Vices) is a mod (no idea if that’s a new thing?)
Apparently, she’s a fan of Nick’s “comedy”.
Well both Dani and Nichola fuck dogs so... I would just assume Nick has strong support with the degenerate female dog fucker contingent and move on. Some women just love feeling the knot of a dog penis in their vaginas. What can you do...
 
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