Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

trans, diddled and black

Sing along, kids!

Anyway, I really hate how "triggered" they pretend to be about their "deadnames". Regular average people who have actual trauma live their lives normally every day. I know a dude who was stabbed. You think he shits his pants and starts crying when he sees someone take out a butter knife to spread Nutella on their bread? Nope. We all know people who have gone through some real shit and yet they go on about their lives. These mfers acting out fits over their NAMES should be shot point blank.

It’s so performative. Do they get rid of all their old possessions on transitioning? Do they (intentionally) cut off their friends and family? Do they quit their old hobbies and interests? Because those things must surely be equally strong reminders of their old lives.

 

[Procrastinhater]

No one is looking at anyone’s dick at a urinal you porn sick fucking freak. I barely even look at my own. Anyone giving side eyes at a urinal needs to be dragged out of there by their fucking hair.

Yeah I've never once looked at another dudes dick in the toilet or seen anyone else do it. It sounds like a good way to get your teeth smashed into the sinks.
That said I usually use the stall. A friend of mine had someone come up behind him at a toilet in Panama and put a knife to his throat to rob him. You're never more vulnerable than when you're standing there with you dick in your hand, fuck that. Someone tries to rob me in the shitter the time it takes them to get through the stall door means I have time to grab my Sig.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Wouldn't it just be easier to just make a new fucking email and just scrap the old one?

Its a uni system, so it will be attached to other things related to you- studies, fee status, etc.

I had a total pain in the arse returning to work at a uni I'd previously studied at. Staff and students often have different formats for their email addresses and the handle on your email address is used to log into other things. It wouldn't let me, or even IT, just make a new account because unique personal details were associated with it and it was built to prevent duplicates. It seemed ridiculously difficult for them to switch it over, multiple trips over to IT etc and while they faff about you can't log into any of the intranet.

It might be easier to change the name on a student account that is still going to be a student account rather than switching it over to a staff one. I fucking hope it is for the poor IT people, there will be people who need their names changed for their own safety, and the vast influx of troons will mean this is probably a common request now. Good argument for random strings as student email handles if you ask me. Or reinstating educational institutions as educational institutions rather than consumer products that have to pander to students' every whim.

Loads of IT systems are built on frankly bullshit assumptions and if you violate them, just get "computer says no."

 

[Susanna]

HRT doesn't expand your bones you fucking idiot

On sufficiently young troons it supposedly does. But if I look at someone like Jazz Jennings, his hips aren’t wide so much as he’s just fat. I have done just about zero research on this, but at a glance I think that’s just down to endomorph men having wider frames to begin with. Yup wide hips, but also wide waist and shoulders. I know plenty of fat men with just as wide hips. It’s particularly obvious if you compare his hips to his shoulders, a woman with that build would have a noticeable pear shape, but Jazz looks more like an apple.

Then you run into the problem of having to transfer all the data from everything associated with the old e-mail address to the new one, which is also a massive pain in the ass. The best solution is to use an alias so the e-mail stays the same but if someone e-mails the newname@whatever e-mail address, it forwards the email to the old one. But everywhere I've worked rarely enables aliases because people don't understand what they are and will try to log into things with the alias and freak out when it doesn't work. And it doesn't help that IT departments are flooded with pajeets these days that do most things in the most difficult, tedious way possible.

Troon wouldn’t be happy with an alias anyway, he’d have to still log in with his old name, and while people can mail his new one, any mail he sends out will report as coming from the old one. I think there’s some symbolism in that, but I doubt a troon would be receptive.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Any other women who don't get "female" orgasms?
Venting
Been on HRT for 1/2 years now and my orgasms have
honestly been shit since month 3. Like even worse than pre-HRT. Like "'Il need to check if I ejaculated to make sure ifI even had one or imagined it " level of bad. Everyone always talks about how great full body orgasms feel and at this point l'm just sad and frustrated l'Il likely never experience that.
My hormone levels are okay, it's not my libido or trouble getting an errection, I've played around with toys, anal, nipples, different kinds of porn/erotica, different positions with my partner and alone. Literally nothing works. I've given up and honestly it just sucks, because it's robbing me a big part of the joy of sex.

Wtf trannybros???? I fucked around with the system responsible for sexual arousal and now I can't coom???? How could this happen??

I know female orgasms are real but I want to go in there and hit them with a “female orgasms aren’t real, 100% of women are faking.”

 

[Otterly]

A friend of mine had someone come up behind him at a toilet in Panama and put a knife to his throat to rob him. You're never more vulnerable than when you're standing there with you dick in your hand,

Hope he wasn’t hurt, that’s pretty frightening. People are very vulnerable in such situations. Which of course is why women have had their own toilets, having your pants round your ankles is very vulnerable indeed, as is being stood with the old chap out I would imagine.
Schrödinger’s Troon claims vulnerability while ignoring everyone else’s

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hope he wasn’t hurt, that’s pretty frightening. People are very vulnerable in such situations. Which of course is why women have had their own toilets, having your pants round your ankles is very vulnerable indeed, as is being stood with the old chap out I would imagine.
Schrödinger’s Troon claims vulnerability while ignoring everyone else’s

He was fine, the cops actually caught the kid just down the street a little later for something else and took him his shit back to the hotel the next day. Money was gone but he got his wallet and his watch back.
Not a good situation to be in, supposedly it was a common trick for petty thieves in the city at the time, and its why I've never liked the idea of urinals, apart from the fact microscopic piss particles bounce back all over you so they're filthy and gross, you're a sitting (or standing) duck.

 

[behindyourightnow]

If I wanted to put on a tinfoil hat I'd say it's because Troons are trying to gaslight people into thinking Troon looking "women" are the norm, they always complain normal people won't date them, it's like they're trying to make Troonified rape hons the "new normal."
Tinfoil hat off, it's because a lot of these developers are Troons themselves and seeing actual women just makes them angry and resentful that they are constantly confronted with the fact they are men.
They think if they force this shit people will have to accept it.

I would think you were exaggerating, if I hadn't seen those new Pokemon Go avatar updates:

 

[Procrastinhater]

On sufficiently young troons it supposedly does. But if I look at someone like Jazz Jennings, his hips aren’t wide so much as he’s just fat.

Yeah Jazz ain't built like a fat woman he just looks like a dumpy lazy fucking dude that sits on his ass all day eating chips and drinking soda, and has gynocomastia like Bitch Tits Bob from Fight Club from all the fucking soy he eats.
He doesn't have the pear shape, he's just an amorphous blob, the kid is built like a Shoggoth.

I'm pretty sure your skeleton is determined by DNA, not hormone infusions at a certain age, if you're a male you're a male, no amount of exo-estrogen is gonna rewrite your DNA.

 

[monstrous bubo]

the time it takes them to get through the stall door means I have time to grab my Sig.

You and Michael Corleone both.

Here’s a lovely lady who you assume ordinarily might have had an AGP pregnancy fetish, but it got ruined by biology (and not the bit you’re thinking of)

link | archive

 

[Susanna]

has gynocomastia like Bitch Tits Bob from Fight Club from all the fucking soy he eats.

Oh, is that the canon? I assumed he just used to be a bodybuilder or something, and the gyno was from taking steroids.

 

[Poonocchio]

Oh, is that the canon? I assumed he just used to be a bodybuilder or something, and the gyno was from taking steroids.

Bob got his bitch tiddies from having his balls removed from cancer then his T was too high after HRT so he produced too much estrogen.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Oh, is that the canon? I assumed he just used to be a bodybuilder or something, and the gyno was from taking steroids.

Lol no I was being sarcastic, I mean
Jazz looks like he deveoped moobs from too much soy, Bob Robert Paulson had testicular cancer, he developed Gynecomastia when he had to have his testicles removed so his hormone levels went crazy with no balls to regulate testosterone. I think he ran out of money for treatment because he should have had estrogen blockers if he was taking T, its why people who juice have to and why they have to keep their blood levels under observation because too much testosterone means a male body produces more estrogen to compensate.
Your endocrine system is a very finely balanced system thats taken hundreds of millions of years to evolve, its why fucking with it like Troons do is a bad idea.

 

[Susanna]

Evidently I’m an idiot and need to stop talking about films I can only half remember.

Jazz doesn’t just look like he’s been eating soy (which is nonsense anyway, soy contains phytoestrogen, which has no effect on humans), he looks like a victim of televised parental abuse.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Evidently I’m an idiot and need to stop talking about films I can only half remember.

Jazz doesn’t just look like he’s been eating soy (which is nonsense anyway, soy contains phytoestrogen, which has no effect on humans), he looks like a victim of televised parental abuse.

Yeah the soy thing is just a meme, its just funny but theres no science behind it. Jazz is like he is because his mother is a monster and his dad is a weak man who didn't protect his son.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Nobody told me that women could batik fabric with their vaginas.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Nobody told me that women could batik fabric with their vaginas.

I love how there is always one tranny saying "EVERYTHING IS NORMAL" as if it was a PSA from the government trying to keep people from panicking.

 

[Szfynks]

I love how there is always one tranny saying "EVERYTHING IS NORMAL" as if it was a PSA from the government trying to keep people from panicking.

It is normal, but not super common. Natural PH of the pussy is slighly acidic and thus can discolour clothes.
True and honest ladies can confirm.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[The Punished Mitch]

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"I'd like to think im very fem looking"