Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

As if this repulsive fat faggot has any position to be talking.

Yeah exactly. Even for lucas the lack of self awareness is astounding

Lucas:
a fat abomination of a chick came into the shoe store nursing home today

Also lucas:

Plus he looks every bit as mental as jamie does in the videos lucas has posted of him. His appearance and body language scream low IQ mental patient out on a day pass. Anybody who saw him would have had instant alarm bells going off to stay away from him

and i'd say lucas has gotten big mad about something:

If I wasn't compassionate i'd do something to you! See how compassionate I am?? Nevermind the clear implied threat that I want to do something to harm you, ignore that completely. I'm totally just saying I would if I wasn't as compassionate as I am. See how much of a good person I am everybody?

He'd better be careful saying shit like that. Thats the kind of thing that could get him into trouble, especially if he starts talking like that at the nursing home. Thats how you get incidents that get people kicked out. Somebody needs their meds upped

 

[Fatal Walter]

I'm reading more of his old writings for a video and I'm finding it hilarious that Lucas used to call millennials generation socialist. He didn't bother to switch his MO at all when he switched to hitting on gen z. Fuck learning more about them, I'll just use the same methods that didn't work on millennials for years. And also spam the n word a lot more. Gen Z loves that shit.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm reading more of his old writings for a video and I'm finding it hilarious that Lucas used to call millennials generation socialist. He didn't bother to switch his MO at all when he switched to hitting on gen z. Fuck learning more about them, I'll just use the same methods that didn't work on millennials for years. And also spam the n word a lot more. Gen Z loves that shit.

On that note lets not forget that post on A&N a few days ago claiming that zoomers are supposedly turning into a wealthy generation. You know, the thing lucas hates. All while he screams about how they're socialist and don't care about money so they should date his hobo ass

Lucas would seethe his brains out reading that article

Edit: Looks like lucas is going full on delusional again and planning another bar creeping attempt (despite having apparently forgotten he's banned from most if not all the bars in spokane he frequented)

The level of stupid is astounding

and lets not forget this gem. You might want to include this one in your video @Fatal Walter

 

[Bassomatic]

If he slays so well, why is he single? I remember a few years ago this story about a legit hobo (so less than Lucas) who kept that life because he pulled so many flings. He'd just beg all day for a beer or two and be able to chat a girl up and get to stay over.

Now to be fair he was looking like Alexander the Great and early 20s. But guy was a legit hobo. It's just a bizarre lie he tells himself, no one else needs to buy it. It's because he doesn't go out so he says "if I was going out I'd be getting it" it's typical incel cope, something you can do.. but won't and say it's not happening or not real.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Edit: Looks like lucas is going full on delusional again and planning another bar creeping attempt (despite having apparently forgotten he's banned from most if not all the bars in spokane he frequented)

roflmao Lucas is teaching a guy somewhere to pickup chicks, unless he's talking about Baby Chickens I don't believe anyone is so desperate they come to Lucas for advice on woman. And yeah the fact he just switched generations without changing his fail MO is peak Lucas, I mean a broke clock is right twice a day, so if he lives long enough eventually his MO might work lol

f I wasn't compassionate i'd do something to you! See how compassionate I am?? Nevermind the clear implied threat that I want to do something to harm you, ignore that completely. I'm totally just saying I would if I wasn't as compassionate as I am. See how much of a good person I am everybody?

Jesus he pretty much is telling her he would rape her if he wasn't compassionate that's freaking scary, I
d be scared if some hobo came on my social and said that shit and I'm not even a woman lol

 

[WonderWino]

If he slays so well, why is he single? I remember a few years ago this story about a legit hobo (so less than Lucas) who kept that life because he pulled so many flings. He'd just beg all day for a beer or two and be able to chat a girl up and get to stay over.

Now to be fair he was looking like Alexander the Great and early 20s. But guy was a legit hobo. It's just a bizarre lie he tells himself, no one else needs to buy it. It's because he doesn't go out so he says "if I was going out I'd be getting it" it's typical incel cope, something you can do.. but won't and say it's not happening or not real.

Twist ending: its ironic payback from god for preaching atheism and blaming him for all his problems - cursing lucas so that his pickup lines and dating strategies work but only for other people he teaches them to and never ever for lucas himself

That would be a hilariously perfect curse for a god to put on lucas as a personal fuck you for having to listen to his bullshit

That said it never occurs to lucas how absurd of a lie he's telling when he claims his pickup lines work in person but never online. If they worked in person they would have worked online to at least some degree and if they worked in person he would already have someone and wouldn't have to be going online in the first place, nor would he get constantly banned from those sites for his behavior. Speaking of which, brokeposting posted this oldie:

Gee, I can't imagine why someone saying this kind of thing publicly wouldn't be able to get a girlfriend. and this is the stuff he said publicly, imagine what he holds back cause he considers it inappropriate. He's admitting to being interest in pedo incest right there

roflmao Lucas is teaching a guy somewhere to pickup chicks, unless he's talking about Baby Chickens I don't believe anyone is so desperate they come to Lucas for advice on woman. And yeah the fact he just switched generations without changing his fail MO is peak Lucas, I mean a broke clock is right twice a day, so if he lives long enough eventually his MO might work lol

Well, to be fair to lucas he's technically not entirely wrong about having caused someone to get a woman because of him. After all I did meet my fiance because of the shit at SCC that spooked her and pissed her off enough to leave the state and the country and indirectly led to meeting her. Its likely we never would have met if that hadn't happened, so I mean he's technically correct on some level. Just not in a way lucas would appreciate and that probably would infuriate him to no end if he knew about it

But that does make it that much more hilarious to think about

Lucas should just give up on trying to be a PUA and just steal some of king roys mojo:

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Gee, I can't imagine why someone saying this kind of thing publicly wouldn't be able to get a girlfriend. and this is the stuff he said publicly, imagine what he holds back cause he considers it inappropriate. He's admitting to being interest in pedo incest right there

Jesus I just puked after reading that. I mean who the fuck thinks their youngest niece is a turn-on, Lucas has to be one of the most disgusting people on Earth.

Well, to be fair to lucas he's technically not entirely wrong about having caused someone to get a woman because of him. After all I did meet my fiance because of the shit at SCC that spooked her and pissed her off enough to leave the state and the country and indirectly led to meeting her. Its likely we never would have met if that hadn't happened, so I mean he's technically correct on some level. Just not in a way lucas would appreciate and that probably would infuriate him to no end if he knew about it

That's awesome, at least something good came out of Lucas. I don't think Lucas appreciates anything honestly, the one time he had a girlfriend he didn't appreciate it. I hate to break it to him but younger girls are way more work then older ones.

 

[Desire]

Yeah exactly. Even for lucas the lack of self awareness is astounding

Lucas:
a fat abomination of a chick came into the shoe store nursing home today

Also lucas:
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Plus he looks every bit as mental as jamie does in the videos lucas has posted of him. His appearance and body language scream low IQ mental patient out on a day pass. Anybody who saw him would have had instant alarm bells going off to stay away from him

and i'd say lucas has gotten big mad about something:
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If I wasn't compassionate i'd do something to you! See how compassionate I am?? Nevermind the clear implied threat that I want to do something to harm you, ignore that completely. I'm totally just saying I would if I wasn't as compassionate as I am. See how much of a good person I am everybody?

He'd better be careful saying shit like that. Thats the kind of thing that could get him into trouble, especially if he starts talking like that at the nursing home. Thats how you get incidents that get people kicked out. Somebody needs their meds upped

Wtf is it with fat white men being mentally unstable lunatics on the internet.

First theres Chris Chan, then theres Andy Ditch (his thread here contains mentioning of scat, read at your own discretion), and now theres Lucas Werner.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

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Wow Lucas looks fatter and balder then last time I saw a recent pic of him. I guess living in a nursing home you eat 3 meals a day like jail just the meals might be a tiny bit better.

irst theres Chris Chan, then theres Andy Ditch (his thread here contains mentioning of scat, read at your own discretion), and now theres Lucas Werner.

Dude Andy Ditch is just to damn gross for me, I wont watch any videos on this nasty fucker

 

[Desire]

Wow Lucas looks fatter and balder then last time I saw a recent pic of him. I guess living in a nursing home you eat 3 meals a day like jail just the meals might be a tiny bit better.

Dude Andy Ditch is just to damn gross for me, I wont watch any videos on this nasty fucker

What cow would you say is the grossest of them all?

 

[Fatal Walter]

Nick Bate probably was. It's like three threads on him but definitely worth reading. Gross enough I don't want the story anywhere near my channel.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

What cow would you say is the grossest of them all?

I donnu since once I see SCAT or Diapers I am out of there lol, but from the few pictures I've seen of Andy he is the top 10 grossest. Now Lucas is up there for gross pedos for sure but I don't think he's anywhere near the level as someone into SCAT

 

[Da Dude123]

Some recent cow posts from lolcow Lucas Werner.

Now caffeine puts him in a good mood. Before it would cause him to hurl glasses of soda against the wall in Mexican restaurants.

 

[WonderWino]

Some recent cow posts from lolcow Lucas Werner.

Now caffeine puts him in a good mood. Before it would cause him to hurl glasses of soda against the wall in Mexican restaurants.

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Yet again he disproves his own claims of why he went mental and became abusive toward suzanne and is too stupid to even realize it

But the best part is how lucas reees about logical fallacies yet he keeps repeating the claim that the big crunch is a thing when the math strongly implies and has for decades at this point, that eternal expansion and heat death is the likely fate of the universe. Something he has been told repeatedly

Shows how he never listens no matter how stupid it makes him sound not to

 

[AnOminous]

Now caffeine puts him in a good mood. Before it would cause him to hurl glasses of soda against the wall in Mexican restaurants.

"Prayer is harmful because it does nothing." Sort of like a certain fat slug named Lucas Werner.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

There is nothing appealing about Lucas he's not even one of those skitzos who create weird tortured art.

He legitimately is crying and whining about a gf and posts about his bowel movements? What the fuck Freud might have been a hack and wrong but Lucas really hasn't passed toddler stages, in all aspects he can't clean,feed etc himself . He's really impressed by passing waste has mentioned anal fisting as something he wants to do etc.

It's also really funny he again does the whole shame while insulting myself when he talked about that lady in his group home. Normal people aren't in group homes Lucas.

Sometimes when you tune out of lolcows and Lucas reading back it just shows this absolutely stupid person lashing out because they are such a failure at life and want to be a big deal but lack the power to do so. Then you remember he's legitimately a spoiled brat a predator and awful bigot and that feeling changes.

Lucas serves a very important point, retarded people can be bad people too.

He literally reminds me to be happy with my life any time I see his thread. Fucking group home for the last ten years. I'd hang myself.

 

[Da Dude123]

Ah, shut the fuck-up, faggot. I hope the Christian food banks stop giving Lucas handouts. Find an atheist food bank, have them help you out.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I hope the Christian food banks stop giving Lucas handouts

It's wild that all these years after the lockdowns, there are foodbank everywhere giving away food. There are tons of them here and some of them have some really decent stuff. My sister goes around and goes to a few of these foodb banks and gives me some of the stuff she doesn't want. But considering these foodbanks were supposedly to be for the lockdown it makes no sense why they are still doing it

 

[WonderWino]

Ah, shut the fuck-up, faggot. I hope the Christian food banks stop giving Lucas handouts. Find an atheist food bank, have them help you out.

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Considering lucas's habit of making up imaginary friends who support him, multiple imaginary girlfriends and admitting to literally hearing voices thats quite the statement on his part

Doubly so when you realize his 'research' is exactly the same way and has been explicitly told to him by multiple people including the ones he cites that he's talking nonsense

 

[AnOminous]

It's wild that all these years after the lockdowns, there are foodbank everywhere giving away food. There are tons of them here and some of them have some really decent stuff. My sister goes around and goes to a few of these foodb banks and gives me some of the stuff she doesn't want. But considering these foodbanks were supposedly to be for the lockdown it makes no sense why they are still doing it

There have been food banks since as long as I remember and I'm old.