Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Simple: Chris Chad gets coached to not leak in personal emails. After all, he knows he got got back in Summer 2021 because he leaked in personal texts and phone calls.
Which is wrong because it wasn't. He was initially arrested for violating the Protective Order by raiding Barb's bank accounts for toy money. And then he just sat in jail for the next two years without actually having been found guilty (or innocent) of incest.
 
Come on dude you're arguing semantics, or whatever it's called

Why was there a protective order to begin with? Because Chris leaked the Motherfucking via personal messages and calls!

Chris doesn't want the trouble that would come from announcing that Flutter is who @My Earnest Opinions on Kiwifarms claims she is. He knows enough that if he said "girlfriend" in the email to babscon that it could invite wayyyyyyy more trouble than is worth
 
Come on dude you're arguing semantics, or whatever it's called

Why was there a protective order to begin with? Because Chris leaked the Motherfucking via personal messages and calls!

Chris doesn't want the trouble that would come from announcing that Flutter is who @My Earnest Opinions on Kiwifarms claims she is. He knows enough that if he said "girlfriend" in the email to babscon that it could invite wayyyyyyy more trouble than is worth

So you're saying Chris has learned nothing because the whole part about him going to jail was because fucking his mother was illegal. Him announcing to the world he's got a relationship with some random chick everybody has seen him around sometimes would not have anywhere near the same repercussions as literally breaking the law.

Plus...did you just do an @ mention on yourself? What the hell, dude, Chris doesn't give a fuck who you are, stop acting like this actually means anything in the big picture. We're only interested in Flutter because we're trying to understand how she fits into the big picture, nobody actually gives a shit if Chris is boinking her or not beyond simply another thing to toss onto the wiki.
 
Man it amazes me how this became one of the most active threads for OPL when we know nothing about this bitch lol pure speculation.

That’s been my general gripe.
It’s all of these pretty specific conclusions about her involvement with Caden and Praetor, being Finnish, elaborate schemes to both get Chris to make gubbins for the Etsy store and faking taking flights.

The truth is at the moment we know very little about this woman other than she hangs out with Chris from time to time.

We don’t know if she actually stays with Chris wherever he lives or if she maybe gets a hotel and he just picks her up.

We don’t even know what her real first name is!

I still think the simplest explanation is that she wants a friendship with Chris and actually values spending time with him.
Why, because I don’t know the girl, I can’t say.
There is a known phenomena of women falling in love and being interested in serial killers and other unsavory men because of notoriety and such. So my flimsy unconfirmed theory is that it’s something along those lines.
Not going to speculate if they have a sexual relationship, because again, unless they let us know, we won’t know. Short of some particularly desperate Ween managing to get a webcam hidden in Chris’s bedroom.

The reason I think she is being so protective of her own identity and privacy is simply that she knows that Chris attracts weird people capable of stalking her and bothering her family or workplace.

If I am wrong and there is an elaborate plot going on to keep Chris under control and producing content, then fine I will be wrong.
But I still think it is way simpler and a lot more boring than people expect.
 
Guys. What if @My Earnest Opinions is flutter. What if his inane ramblings about jacking Chris off with his gorilla grip pussy aren't ramblings. What if it's her. Telling her story. Begging to be found out. We see you flutter just give us a name and we'll let you out of this nightmare.
If I was her, would I really have written all those highly detailed sexual posts about me and Chris?
 
Worthless items are typical of money laundering scams, it's why in areas controlled by the mob you will see empty dinners charging $20 for the worst sandwiches you have ever seen, and Chris is living in a house paid for by a drug dealer, so I am just saying the answer that makes the most sense to me is that he is being used to launder money.
Maybe somebody should bite the bullet and order a medallion to a PO box and see if they get a bag of mushrooms or something?
While I wouldn't be surprised if she's the drug mule, she still went to the Animate! convention and was going to go with him to BABS before he got reminded, he was Persona Non Grata within that community. That's some weird deviation from running drugs unless it was all to keep up the appearance of wanting to be Chris's friend so he isn't asking questions about what she might be doing behind his back.
Most cons are pretty degenerate, I wouldn't be shocked if Flutter was making sales either for herself or Caden if he's the "king pin". If she was selling something 'softer' like shrooms or molly, I'm sure she could move quite a bit.
Some people were saying that she might be a mule for Caden, I'm thinking she might be a 'business partner' of Caden's, a little more involved, but I could be wrong; Hell, Flutter could be the mastermind, and Caden's bust was growing product for her?
 
Guys. What if @My Earnest Opinions is flutter. What if his inane ramblings about jacking Chris off with his gorilla grip pussy aren't ramblings. What if it's her. Telling her story. Begging to be found out. We see you flutter just give us a name and we'll let you out of this nightmare.
No, he's just a coom-brain retard who really needs to STFU about his revolting bent-duck in Finnish snatch fantasies.
 
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Man it amazes me how this became one of the most active threads for OPL when we know nothing about this bitch lol pure speculation.
That's why it's interesting. For the first time in what feels like millions of years we finally have something interesting that's Chris related again.
 
Man it amazes me how this became one of the most active threads for OPL when we know nothing about this bitch lol pure speculation.
It's because it's perfect gossip fodder. Everyone is going nuts with speculation and despite everyone's best efforts we STILL don't know anything substantial. I think it's kinda great (other than the gay coomer who won't shut up). I hope there is a payoff eventually.
 
That's why it's interesting. For the first time in what feels like millions of years we finally have something interesting that's Chris related again.

I guess I must be jaded because I see this happen before. Not the first time the forums have been guessing who Chris female friend is but I think last time they were still called the CWCwikiforums.
 
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There is a known phenomena of women falling in love and being interested in serial killers and other unsavory men because of notoriety and such. So my flimsy unconfirmed theory is that it’s something along those lines.
Those types of women go for murderers, rapists, arsonists etc. Fucking your mom is pathetic and the the furthest thing from the hard crime that gets women wet. If she is indeed after chris because of his recent crimes, she is not the same as a death row groupie.
 
Those types of women go for murderers, rapists, arsonists etc. Fucking your mom is pathetic and the the furthest thing from the hard crime that gets women wet. If she is indeed after chris because of his recent crimes, she is not the same as a death row groupie.
I take it you're a woman.
 
I take it you're a woman.

Or a man accused of murder and trying to make the best of the sentence he is facing with wishful thinking.

In seriousness, yes I agree that it’s most commonly the major criminals that women who like the dangerous types tend to go for.

However, maybe flutter just finds Chris’s brand of incest and insanity interesting?

People are weird, just look at any thread on this site.
 
Which is wrong because it wasn't. He was initially arrested for violating the Protective Order by raiding Barb's bank accounts for toy money. And then he just sat in jail for the next two years without actually having been found guilty (or innocent) of incest.
Cause that's all she is to Chris; sex toy and an atm.
 
No, he's just a coom-brain retard who really needs to STFU about his revolting bent-duck in Finnish snatch fantasies.
Can we threadban him or something? He's just a broken record at this point that isn't offering ANY kind of discussion point beyond shipping Chris X Flutter harder than an anime weaboo.
Cause that's all she is to Chris; sex toy and an atm.

And a barrier to getting allowed back to live in 14BC (or so he thinks).
 
And a barrier to getting allowed back to live in 14BC (or so he thinks).
Oh, how dare she!

That might imply Barb is unwilling or at least has been convinced by concerned family herself not to let Chris back in.

He seems able to visit, I guess. But maybe he just likes being on his own. Who knows.
 
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