"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Lidl Drip]

So it starts "hey sweaty try to do better do you really need this cameltoe you cishet weirdo?" And next thing they want full-on sodomy and troon shit in everything.

I think the troons are the number one demographic that hyper sexualized coombait videogames where you can play as a woman in a thong appeal to. If it was up to troons every single game would be sexy anime girl lesbians scissoring each other. Troons are the end result of a coomer who played too many games like this one.

 

[Amenophis III]

That Nick bitch got offended at being called De Oreo. Being a fatass with a cookie in his last name hurts him deeply

 

[I'm a Silly]

I think the troons are the number one demographic that hyper sexualized coombait videogames where you can play as a woman in a thong appeal to. If it was up to troons every single game would be sexy anime girl lesbians scissoring each other. Troons are the end result of a coomer who played too many games like this one.

precisely.

It was done against his will?
I mean a given factor in the creepiness of troons is that they intentionally castrate themselves. Nobody really faults people who like lose their balls to testicular cancer or were mutilated during combat.

again, this is right out of the sissy hypno playbook: feminized nonconsensually.

That homosexual German needs to be beaten with sticks.

faggot on faggot crime, smdh

Shit like this is why I don't trust Cart Narc shit at all. Having retards like this running around enforcing petty minor rules with a smartphone and a whiny voice is always going to be a worse social detriment than people occasionally flouting those rules. The entire point of the shopping cart test is that it's an INVISIBLE test of character. If some sped is running around enforcing it, it isn't an invisible test of character anymore, now is it?

>b-b-but muh white culture, LAZYBONES. YOU'RE JUST A LAZYBONES

Let's see if you're still singing that tune when some sped is sperging at you for parking an inch further from the curb than you should be.

point of order, CN is funny.
BE MORE FUNNY.

Classic Onion was fantastic and it's a shame they're now just "REPUBLICANS AMIRIGHT?!?!"

Also their future news segment was pretty accurate.

honestly didn't remember how much The Onion loved gay marriage, so it must have been the timing; unrelated: Jim Haggerty [played by Brad Holbrook] has always made me imagine that Trevor Moore had a long-lost bio-dad:

[although the more I scrutinize, the less the comparison works, and video presence adds something]

 

[斯尼 德之王]

I don't have the requisite six million dollars to buy an eight of an acre there.

Move to Mexico and enjoy the tortas and extra kilobyte of download speed for your streams.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hawaii is bullshit. The key is some island territory nobody has ever heard of.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

I think the troons are the number one demographic that hyper sexualized coombait videogames where you can play as a woman in a thong appeal to. If it was up to troons every single game would be sexy anime girl lesbians scissoring each other. Troons are the end result of a coomer who played too many games like this one.

"That's what being a woman is"

-some troon probably.

 

[Lord Xenu]

I like the original more. Has a good grungy feel to it.

I agree, I wish it was longer. I know this is a controversial opinion, but I love cover songs. I think he did a good job on this one, and the chip music synth sounds are a nice touch. I'd like to know who actually made it.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

This dude legit sounds like Peetz
I am eagerly awaiting the return of that fat retarded faggot. His political tardrages about per capita were so funny. If I was more creative then I would make a parody with that audio juxtaposed against Android Raptor posts about homosexual child rape.

I was recommended this video the other day (as was everyone else it seems). Holy shit, I didn't think I could listen to a benign conversation and get so mad.

8.2 percent interest??? For 84 months????? And my nigga the manager boasting how he could do it for 7.9 at 84mo.....

Who the hell hired the retarded pajeet/paki who was on first? I mean all I'm hearing is GOOD MORNING SER PLS PAY DE THIRTY THOUSAND SER. Are humans actually being sold cars by people like this?

What did the OP think he looked like uploading this video? He looked beyond financially retarded to me, although to be honest I do give him credit for not folding that easily and only stopping at $800 over his asking price (but still $26k for freaking corolla?)

Ultimately, I'm never not amazed how we as a country have long concluded that this is an acceptable way to buy something.

Buy old used cars in cash, people.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I am eagerly awaiting the return of that fat retarded faggot. His political tardrages about per capita were so funny. If I was more creative then I would make a parody with that audio juxtaposed against Android Raptor posts about homosexual child rape.

I used to check his thread but he got boring and no one watches his streams. I have a soft spot for Peetz since he was one of favourite segment of the first MATI I watched.

 

[Mister Uno]

I was disappointed by Josh's take on the Stellar Blade's censorship and implying that some of these people were pedos, but they did not help their case by actively being pro pedo, specially after reading ~10 pages of argument against them. Well, at least I didn't pre order the game like all of them so I guess I got lucky. I understand his perspective and his hatred for coomer consumers.

Also Stellar Blade become the higher user rated PS5 game (9.2) alongside with Cyberpunk2077 Ultimate Edition and Resident Evil 4 Remake: Separate Ways Expansion. Both of these games (cyberpunk and re4), in my opinion, are bad. IDK what that says about Stellar Blade.

I agree (but Josh has some good points), however Cyberpunk has come a long way since it's release. Use to think it was total fucking garbage, but it's actually good now, albeit still a bit rough around the edges.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

dialogue changes of old games to current year textwalls is some very interesting yet kinda exhausting phenomena to watch happen

THIS IS YOUR WEEKLY REMINDER THAT

Spoiler: PIRACY IS A MORAL OBLIGATION

 

[Sneeds]

I was recommended this video the other day (as was everyone else it seems). Holy shit, I didn't think I could listen to a benign conversation and get so mad.

8.2 percent interest??? For 84 months????? And my nigga the manager boasting how he could do it for 7.9 at 84mo.....

Who the hell hired the retarded pajeet/paki who was on first? I mean all I'm hearing is GOOD MORNING SER PLS PAY DE THIRTY THOUSAND SER. Are humans actually being sold cars by people like this?

What did the OP think he looked like uploading this video? He looked beyond financially retarded to me, although to be honest I do give him credit for not folding that easily and only stopping at $800 over his asking price (but still $26k for freaking corolla?)

Ultimately, I'm never not amazed how we as a country have long concluded that this is an acceptable way to buy something.

I remember back in 2015 when a fully loaded Corolla S was like 20k. Now they’re 30k. Only Corolla that’s worth it is the Corolla GR

Buy old used cars in cash, people.

If you have good credit go ahead and finance a car if you really want to. But if you got shieeet credit just buy a used cheap car with cash

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

Can't have goombas flirt like inner city kids anymore, it's racist or sexist or something.

The funny thing is the new dialogue changes the context of the scene so the player is just beating them up for complaining about being poor

 

[4090 Chad]

Is Matt Walsh breaking his Daily Wire chains?



Also, he has been fighting the good fight against shitbull apologists on Twitter.

 

[Metabolic Melody]

https://youtu.be/lTtzAvbIAvw

this song is called Pizza Day!!! Idk if anyone has suggested it before but I thought it'd be perfect. theyre one of my fav bands.

(my upload had no audio?? sry.)

 

[Null]

s Matt Walsh breaking his Daily Wire chains?

It's hard for even the most goodest of shabbos goyim to see legislation about hate speech pass, and not feel at least some shame, so long as even a drop of American blood is in you.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

Once again there is a big update from the Rekieta thread. Nick was successfully baited into going on unhinged rants against a super chatters called Nick-Rekieta-Loves-Free-Peach (NRLFP) and Ricardo Team (a clever reference to Hedo II). Throughout this rant he says that Montegraph never asked for a retraction and that Montegraph produced CP. He also most importantly outlines his lawyers defense strategy like an idiot.

@elb hasn’t posted it on Youtube, but it is in Rumble and Odysee. https://rumble.com/v4swfl9-troll-chats-blocks-montagraph-and-more-defamation-per-se-may-1-2024.html

Here are the timestamps I made while waiting for my Barbacoa to cook (Happy Cinco de Mayo!) Be warned Nick says faggot a lot.

0:00-0:45 Weird nose in penis talk

0:45-5:15 NRLFP calls him out for blocking Ricardo Team

5:15-8:00 NRLFP baits him into talking about Monty and Rekieta goes “muh Metokur” briefly

8:00-8:56 Montegraph is the one on trial and Montegraph must prove he doesn’t fuck children (this is unhinged and I want a jury trial)

8:57-12:13 Kvetching about Monty being a boomer troll and Nick seething

12:15-14:42 Chatter calls all the Montegraph allegations hearsay. Rekieta alleges Montegraph produced CP. The logic gets circular here.

14:45-15:12 Alludes to Kiwi Farms calling Montegraph a pedophile without mentioning us by name

15:14-15:42 DSP is brought up. Nick smugly says that he’s getting paid for reading these chats and seething. The chats are like $5. Nick does a puffer fish face here and I thought that was worth noting.

15:45-18:00 Goes into Randazza’s strategy for the case. He hits his mic once or twice here.

18:03-21:04 Nick states his beliefs on Montegraph’s character. How Kiwi Farms Montegraph compelled people to suicide.

21:05-22:50 Repeats above statements, but he looks at ceiling cats and corner demons many times.

22:52-25:02 Coping and sneeding about found footage horror films Monty made

25:05-28:00 Montegraph is ontologically evil

28:00-29:32 Nick is not afraid of Montegraph

29:25-30:40 Once again alleges Montegraph produced CP. At around 29:33 a I paused and Nick looks like Saturn devouring his children.

30:41-31:40 Kiwi Farms Montegraph made people kill themselves

31:41-32:00 Unfunny racist segment

32:01-33:11 Coping and Sneeding, viewers angry he took the bait, and he blasphemes about Christ dying on the cross.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The funny thing is the new dialogue changes the context of the scene so the player is just beating them up for complaining about being poor

Tried so hard to be inoffensive they ran back the way around to being offensive, but not in the way they intended. Always funny when that shit happens.

 

[Judge Dredd]

As others have said, Josh's take of the Steller Blade stuff was a complete fucking mess on many levels. But there's still stuff I don't see mentioned in the criticism so far.

One thing that was a passing reference was that gamergate failed. How? Kotaku lost six figures, many of the sites involved are closed, discredited, and/or backrupt, and journos have been seething about how they can't fuck the subjects of their articles for a decade straight, but somehow that doesn't count?

Another point that used an extended portion of the segment was making fun of how random nerds on the anti-censorship side look. Try looking at the pro-censorship side. It's Jim Sterling tier troons and skinny soybeards. Just look at the recent photo of Moviebob in his thread and compare it to the people in the videos.

 

[BirdUp]

I think the troons are the number one demographic that hyper sexualized coombait videogames where you can play as a woman in a thong appeal to. If it was up to troons every single game would be sexy anime girl lesbians scissoring each other.

these kinds of features appeal to men which is why they're so popular with trannies
also there is a difference between having revealing clothing and being coomerbait with jiggle physics and stupidly large titties