Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Loooots of hypocrisy tonight.

"I dont like lawsuits. Waste of money, was of court time when it could be for someone who actually needs it" - nick paraphrased.

Also nick and evs sneering on preston and lamonts pedo comic, mentioning vic king, when they both platforms vito the pedo.

Evs called out nicks degeneracy, telling him to cut that shit out and that it's not something people would want to hear from nick, in a banter kind of wat, not aware that nick is being serious (that it's actually what he wanted to talk about). Nick looks slightly taken aback by evss reaction and tries to recover with "it's just a joke". I think this was a buttplug tail.

Good lord. Nothing he says can be followed by anyone else, is consistent, has any merit, can be taken seriously, or makes any sense. It's all sporadic and random.

Just put him to sleep already. How has he not been poisoned by the alcohol already.

 

[AltisticRight]

but if Nick wants to actually rebuild his channel

Here's my advice:
1. He needs to openly respond to Karen Farms speculation, point out specific posts to debooonk. There's nothing worse than disinformation and fake news.
2. He should review the newest Viballdo and demonstrate its function because their website was quite confusing.
3. He should have an open, public discord channel with plentiful NFSW VCs for gooning, an old dog needs to learn new tricks. This will attract a Zoomer audience.
4. He needs to debooonk the claims of mixing provigil with alcohol by demonstrating the effect, live on air.
5. To stretch his finances, he should move to Mexico. A city called Maridá is popular among expatriates.
6. He should go off on Johm Potter for not moderation this thread and team up with stunning and brave transwoman Clara Sorrenti, she will take us down this time.
7. He needs to show us he's capable in homeschooling his children with a science experiment. What's better than chemistry? Order some beta-estradiol from Sigma-Aldrich and mix it with alcohol based hand sanitiser. He can trademark this concoction as the "Holy Rekieta Treatment (HRT) Gel", there's the 5k Locals gift.

 

[RotPockets]

Like... what even is this shit?

It’s like Coomalot trying to engage with Pippa,
nigger we don’t want to notice you fuck off.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

he made it

Lol.

bullied him into hiding his background

Dude. His choice to lie is not down to being "bullied" for having a backstop of more than 99% of people will ever see. His biggest lie was pretending to be a working person who knew anything.

I know a lot of "generationally wealthy" people, and while they - engaged in regular professional jobs like being a lawyer or investment adviser - don't necessarily put it at the tops of their bios, they're definitely not ever "bullied" because of it. The inverse, in fact. But the key point is actually working.

As for "online," if he had any experience or acumen, "bullying" for having independent money wouldn't be an element.

his firm and legal career

Lol.

he didn't quite accomplish what your normal, run of the mill moderately successful attorney does

He accomplished nothing. More than that, his latest effort to flex his license with a minor speeding ticket resulted in an embarrassing outcome and process (of no-show), which is emblematic of any of his efforts to flex the fact that he passed the bar and pays his yearly dues.

pretend that he made it on his own without help from anyone else. Because in that case, he can at least blame his lack of broader success on not having the proper resources from the start of his race.

What? You can blame anything for anything; doesn't make it a legitimate complaint. But what's the reasonable blame here? And if by "proper resources" you mean brain power and minimal work ethic, okay.

Bottom line with Nick is that he is no kind of lawyer. He doesn't have the brains for it, nor the experience, nor the dig-in-ness required. He passed the bar, and that's it.

Consider other law students who graduated in 2015 (? I think that was his year, but you can substitute 2018 or whatever the actual date if I misrecalled). What are they doing now? If in private practice, they either have a solo rep, are partners in a firm, or are nearly there or looking at other ways to put their credentials to work. If working for a company or government, they're in at some some level (as lawyer or adjacent role, or on the business side) and either moving up or preserving their spot. In all cases in which they claim lawyerness, they're working or have worked. Which is not something Nick can say. Key distinction.

And it's cool if someone doesn't have to work. But if they have no interest in honing their professed craft, they should be honest that it's just an interest or hobby or credential, or at least not lie and try to fake it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Evs called out nicks degeneracy, telling him to cut that shit out and that it's not something people would want to hear from nick, in a banter kind of way, not aware that nick is being serious (that it's actually what he wanted to talk about). Nick looks slightly taken aback by evss reaction and tries to recover with "it's just a joke". I think this was about a buttplug tail.

EVS warned him about this last time. He said "who the fuck cares about American Beauty!?" (a good question).

When your allies in grifting are all taking you to shut the fuck up, maybe you should take the hint. Nick's degeneracy is weirding out everybody.

EDIT: Against my better judgment, I tuned in really briefly. It seems like a good half of the chat is shiting on EVS and Nick. Lol.

 

[Sharpeteer]

 

[变性黑鬼]

• Explains why Kayla is more comatose than usual, Nick taking longer breaks to make sure she's still breathing.

Life imitates art! I can't stop thinking about the overdose scene from Fahrenheit 451. Sorry to anyone who had to read this in high school and hated it, but reading it as an adult it's become one of my favorites.

-Wife has everything she wants except real human interpersonal connections
-Husband is content with a hedonistic, meaningless existence
-The unbearable mental isolation leads both husband and wife to take extreme measures

In Fahrenheit, the wife overdoses because her husband is more interested in the 17-year-old girl next door (Rekieta's an English major I bet he loves this book) who loves flowers and rivers more than TV and plastic. Then the husband breaks his conditioning and becomes a rebel.

In real life, Kayla overdoses for the same reasons, but Nick also chooses the overdose and slow suicide. Neat!

 

[daffodils]

Judge Tells Trump Team They Are Lazy, More Wood For The Chipper, and MAYBE a Guest Tonight?

• Opening
  • not a front page pick on Rumble; 30 minutes late
  • off to a great start: "Yes, yes, yes, the show is late, it's great... *shrug* It's probably because I'm just doing nothing... probably because I just don't care... Whatever the fuck you want it to be... doesn't matter what I say"
  • whiskey glass in hand; no explanation for yesterday
  • will be joined by EVS because Nick needs to catch up on the drama about "the Eric July situation"
  • he'll do more pedo teacher stories; stories like these make people assume the worst about others, but maybe "stuff is innocuous, maybe you're just projecting"
  • Nick feels like everyone he knows on Youtube has changed
  • When you set a schedule, not everybody in the world respects that schedule; seems very frustrated today
  • Most of his reasons for being late are innocuous, but people assume the worst; everything will be great in three weeks when school ends
  • Warhammer drama and neckbeards
  • second whiskey (~20m)
  • Nick doesn't understand why people spend money on health care for pets
• Ethan van Sciver (30m)
  • talk about the pet topic; both agree that if "one goes bad, it's time to replace it"
  • Nick repeats the story about stabbing raccoons to death, "because that was funny"
  • EVS: "You've ghosted all your friends, Nick!"; AIDS jokes; Nick goes and gets another pie
  • 7 minutes later: "Is Nick picking the apples?"; finally comes back after 10 minutes
  • Nick puppet show (1h)
  • vaccination; elections
  • Nick waves glass around, EVS:"Put that glass down!" (1h11m); pie eating
  • Preston Poulter case; third whiskey (1h17m)
  • ISOM law suit; Eric's lawyers were lazy; back to Preston
  • Vic King
  • Nick wants to talk "sexual degeneracy", EVS:"Knock it off!" (1h25m); schedule coping
  • EVS: "What are you busy doing? You keep saying you're busy... doing what?"
  • Nick's oldest will soon be driving
  • Nick streams till "three, four, five in the morning", then "typically" has to drive his son to his activities which start at 7:30AM
  • then he sleeps till 10 or 12 before he has to "unexpectedly participate in driving"
  • there was a system with him, his wife, and the nanny, but all the adults' schedules changed "for personal reasons"
  • "I still owe you a review of Cyberfrog.", EVS:"That's a little late."
  • EVS is honest and doesn't care about burning bridges; Yellowflash seething (1h40m)
  • cancer joke and Nick's Make-A-Wish event
  • Nick's weight again, he didn't look good at a normal weight because he's a "small-framed guy" and it went all to his belly
  • currently at 150; his plan is to build muscle at the gym until he's back to 180-185 [lol]
  • Nick claims he "pulled back" on the sex talk, "I got too personal, I thought it was funny, get people to loosen up... it didn't work out that way" (1h54m)
  • fourth whiskey; health great
  • life became "massive cavalcade of stress... a lot of it is related to... you have someone to help out... and then that whole dynamic changes up... we still have a person to help out, but they're not able to help out the same way"; "It's the mental stress... if I had a 9-5 job I'd get fired so hard", "I hate the inconsistency"
  • EVS:"I'd like to try cocaine", Nick:"Do you like Ritalin and Adderal and stuff?", narcolepsy stories
  • According to Nick, everybody got really serious on the internet; he misses the humor
  • Nick: Eric July "loses his goddamn fucking mind" when being criticized; Dick just wanted to help out; "It's so weird" (2h4m)
  • internet politics; "You notice that less and less people invite you on their show"; Nick's drunken spaz stream last year was "a fantastic exposure of [Eric July]'s hubris", according to EVS, "This idea that you can just come in and do a comic book"
  • Nick was very friendly and deferential to Eric, according to Nick; EVS watched Nick's "amazing" stream three times
  • It just goes on like that, neither of the two ever did anything wrong
  • Nick has been working his whole life to get to a place where he doesn't have to work as hard and can just have fun (2h16m)
  • still seething about Eric; Nick sounds drunk now (2h23m)
  • Nick talks about trial streams, doesn't like that other lawyers aren't working for free anymore (2h26m)
  • fifth whiskey
  • Nick: "You don't need cocaine [to feel on top of the world]... there's a legal drug for that, it's great, it's called Provigil!"; "I don't take it very often, because I do like it too much"; "Your brain works fantastically! You go up to a 1000!"; "The only downside is you get really chatty." (2h37m)
  • Dnestiny debate (2h40m); Nick convinced he did do well and proudly explains his tactics
  • viewer under 2500
  • Ethan ready to leave, invites Nick on his show; Nick talks about his schedule again: "I don't know if I'm going to stream 30 minutes before the show" (2h50m)
  • Nick continues coping alone; he likes streaming with other people because he can just sit there and let someone else carry the show; slurring
  • superchats, shitty comedy, "What if Hitler was a furry?", dead relatives toast
  • Nick talks about his paternal grandfather and how he [Nick] was "too busy as a kid" to learn guitar from him
  • chat:"His ears are red" [true], Nick:"Are you determining my level of intoxication by looking at my ears? Just count the drinks!"; congested again
  • sixth whiskey
  • Nick doesn't drink too much because he "didn't end up unconscious on the bathroom floor since the 2020 election"
  • dead dog toast
  • troll chats (3h20m); Locals gift is brought up, Nick just goes "Ohhhh"; Montagraph shit
  • planned to do a Locals stream earlier, ruminations on death, friend just died of stomach cancer; picks up glass to drink, notices it's empty; nonsense comedy
  • "By the time I realized I wasn't going to do a show on Thursday it was 11:40 and I just said fuck it... didn't post anything because it was weird at that point"
  • will try to do a Locals show or two over the weekend

 

[Sharpeteer]

"By the time I realized I wasn't going to do a show on Thursday it was 11:40 and I just said fuck it... didn't post anything because it was weird at that point"

"Sorry, I know I skipped work yesterday, and I should have called out beforehand, but it was just weird at that point."

Tell me you've never worked a real job without telling me.

Also I'm at the point that whenever he uses the words weird or funny I want to see him punched in the face.

 

[SargonF00t]

Good catch, he definitely has a sore on his lip. I didn't notice it before. Another close-up:
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Also, if you could recommend a good hemorrhoid surgery stream, I would 100% watch that over this garbage.

 

[Swole McPole]

"I dont like lawsuits. Waste of money, waste of court time when it could be for someone who actually needs it"

Translation: "I don't like lawsuits. I can't win one to save my fucking life."

 

[East_Clintwood]

will be joined by EVS because Nick needs to catch up on the drama about "the Eric July situation"

There is no "situation". A bunch of faggots are malding, and Eric appears to have finally learned to ignore them leaving them to impotently REEE about trivial shit

Nick doesn't understand why people spend money on health care for pets

Right? Should just put them in a cage and drown them in a pond....

ISOM law suit; Eric's lawyers were lazy;

How the fuck are they lazy? They apparently got everything both sides wanted (to make sure there was no confusion over respective brands) all without the need for one of those icky lawsuits Nick apparently now hates so much.

"This idea that you can just come in and do a comic book"

a)Why can't you?
b)Provably you can since Eric has what, 3 or 4 successfully delivered books at this point?

 

[Pagan Min]

Nick has been working his whole life to get to a place where he doesn't have to work as hard and can just have fun (2h16m)

Nigga, when in your fuckin' life have you ever worked hard??? From every indication, you've coasted from thing to thing, doing the bare minimum, you trust-fund twit!

 

[break these cuffs]

Nigga, when in your fuckin' life have you ever worked hard??? From every indication, you've coasted from thing to thing, doing the bare minimum, you trust-fund twit!

He hauled himself out of the ghetto by his own bootstraps when he was but a wee lad!

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Whatever "collector's item" he would come up with would be absolute garbage, and not even be worth that of leftover ThinkGeek inventory.

Now THESE are real collector's items. He should just send them download links, and call it good.

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"Mandy is so God damn hot.."

"My wife's body is destroyed from child birth"

 

[keke]

Elissa’s recent EVS clip and YT comments has reminded me: Pls pls in the new OP include his “partnah“ “hood nigga” rant at Eric where he says he grew up in the hood side by side with how he met Ty Beard when he managed Nick’s grandfathers estate when he died.

"Mandy is so God damn hot.."

"My wife's body is destroyed from child birth"

Imagine hearing your dad say this about your mom

 

[Moths]

"Mandy is so God damn hot.."

"My wife's body is destroyed from child birth"

Should be lynched by every self-respecting woman in the community. She had those children with you nigger if anything you should be closer to her you retarded cooming faggot.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Fahrenheit 451

Are you talking about the Bradbury novel or Rekieta's fever?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

• Nick's weight again, he didn't look good at a normal weight because he's a "small-framed guy" and it went all to his belly
• currently at 150; his plan is to build muscle at the gym until he's back to 180-185 [lol]

If he was smart he would have be lifting during his Aidscancer weightless. Iirc he’s about my height at 6’3 and he’s be better off size wise at 200lbs. I was still pretty gaunt looking at that range. With his massive head and tiny shoulders he definitely heed to be putting those traps (not those you degen coomer) and shoulders on blast.

Going to be a fun case study to see if a 40 year old alcoholic can consume enough protein to build muscle.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Dude. His choice to lie is not down to being "bullied" for having a backstop of more than 99% of people will ever see. His biggest lie was pretending to be a working person who knew anything.

I know a lot of "generationally wealthy" people, and while they - engaged in regular professional jobs like being a lawyer or investment adviser - don't necessarily put it at the tops of their bios, they're definitely not ever "bullied" because of it. The inverse, in fact. But the key point is actually working.

As for "online," if he had any experience or acumen, "bullying" for having independent money wouldn't be an element.

You deliberately missed my point. My point is that Nick is a mentally-weak person on the internet. He is naturally at times going to go with the framework that other people have set in place online. Those generationally wealthy folk you mentioned probably are either mentally stronger human beings and just don't care about what others say.

Why did Sargon of Akkad back in the day repeatedly lie about having a black grandfather? Or repeatedly lie about him and his wife both being rape victims? Was it because he was trying to earn legitimacy based upon the framework that his opponents set about for him?

What? You can blame anything for anything; doesn't make it a legitimate complaint. But what's the reasonable blame here? And if by "proper resources" you mean brain power and minimal work ethic, okay.

Bottom line with Nick is that he is no kind of lawyer. He doesn't have the brains for it, nor the experience, nor the dig-in-ness required. He passed the bar, and that's it.

Consider other law students who graduated in 2015 (? I think that was his year, but you can substitute 2018 or whatever the actual date if I misrecalled). What are they doing now? If in private practice, they either have a solo rep, are partners in a firm, or are nearly there or looking at other ways to put their credentials to work. If working for a company or government, they're in at some some level (as lawyer or adjacent role, or on the business side) and either moving up or preserving their spot. In all cases in which they claim lawyerness, they're working or have worked. Which is not something Nick can say. Key distinction.

And it's cool if someone doesn't have to work. But if they have no interest in honing their professed craft, they should be honest that it's just an interest or hobby or credential, or at least not lie and try to fake it.

Again, you're missing my point. Never did I say his excuses were legitimate or claim he actually was a hard worker. I was saying the exact opposite: that Nick embodies the worst stereotype of a rich kid who just lived off his parents money and did nothing of substance with it. That was my point, that he knows he is a fuck up and that somebody more competent could have done more with all the resources he was given in life.

He doesn't want to be looked at as a failure so it is easier to pretend that he had to get to where he is on his own because at least in that case he can pretend to have an excuse for accomplishing as little as he has.