Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He doesn't want to be looked at as a failure so it is easier to pretend that he had to get to where he is on his own because at least in that case he can pretend to have an excuse for accomplishing as little as he has.

Tl;dr: he USED TO have self awareness.

 

[Nova902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSZ8ZLS3DQg&ab_channel=Nova Who holds up a pie for 3 mins for no reason....
A drug addict who wants you to think he is eating more than pills.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Nick: "You don't need cocaine [to feel on top of the world]... there's a legal drug for that, it's great, it's called Provigil!"; "I don't take it very often, because I do like it too much"; "Your brain works fantastically! You go up to a 1000!"; "The only downside is you get really chatty."

In my experience provigil doesn't do any of that. It has zero recreational value. All it does is make you awake and alert but it doesn't make you feel good or chatty or amped up. Amphetamines on the other hand...

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

When you set a schedule, not everybody in the world respects that schedule; seems very frustrated today

Well gee, I'm glad Rekieta Law fans never have to deal with that frustration.

Nick claims he "pulled back" on the sex talk, "I got too personal, I thought it was funny, get people to loosen up... it didn't work out that way" (1h54m)

I told the internet that I get off by sticking my testicles in a plastic Chinese torture device. In hindsight, maybe there was a better stratagem to employ.

Nick doesn't understand why people spend money on health care for pets

The money he spends on alcohol keeps the ceiling cats alive. Does that count as animal health care?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Here's my advice:
1. He needs to openly respond to Karen Farms speculation, point out specific posts to debooonk. There's nothing worse than disinformation and fake news.
2. He should review the newest Viballdo and demonstrate its function because their website was quite confusing.
3. He should have an open, public discord channel with plentiful NFSW VCs for gooning, an old dog needs to learn new tricks. This will attract a Zoomer audience.
4. He needs to debooonk the claims of mixing provigil with alcohol by demonstrating the effect, live on air.
5. To stretch his finances, he should move to Mexico. A city called Maridá is popular among expatriates.
6. He should go off on Johm Potter for not moderation this thread and team up with stunning and brave transwoman Clara Sorrenti, she will take us down this time.
7. He needs to show us he's capable in homeschooling his children with a science experiment. What's better than chemistry? Order some beta-estradiol from Sigma-Aldrich and mix it with alcohol based hand sanitiser. He can trademark this concoction as the "Holy Rekieta Treatment (HRT) Gel", there's the 5k Locals gift.

8. He needs to get sick air with his Mustang. Zoomers and car aficionados will respect him for that.

 

[Harm]

will try to do a Locals show or two over the weekend

We are SO back, Locals bros. I knew lawdaddy would get those 14 Locals streams like he promised. Kiwi Prudes perish! He's been spending these weeks setting up that karaoke machine that's already been setup for months! Hey Nick, here's a karaoke request for you:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I knew this at some point but I hadn't thought about it in years. I'm not even mad since I know the US government pisses away our tax dollars ever second of the day and it's human nature to get that bag when you can. But it is easier to not be mad when you don't know the details of how everyone pissed that money away because it's so much worse when you know the details of this slimy faggot. He used this money on a couple months worth of hard boiled eggs, spaghetti o's and throwing money around to impress the Internet with his big super chats while letting YouTube take their 30% cut all while his family sat on their multi million dollar trust fund.

To be fair, I thought everyone in general who could take money SHOULD because that is the most helpful tax money they will ever see. Of course idiots used it for stupid things, but I thought you had to prove it was paid in 'wages' to employees?

I would not lambaste Nick for taking the money, but the nigger rich attitude deserves mockery.

Context hater @elb was felted in her own comment section by @CGoody564:

This doesn't even make any sense.

Though I get Elb is undoubtedly the biggest thorn in the side to the Balldonians nowadays because most critics utilize her clips. Both MATI and KC, for example. On that basis, it's to be expected that they're angry at her more than anybody. Hardy anybody else can be bothered to watch the drek that is Nick's show nowadays, so without her I feel like there would be less for anybody to laugh and/or cringe at.

Reminder though that all she does is record exactly what Nick says.

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Like... what even is this shit?

I don't know why he's sucking up to Null all of a sudden, but I don't think he's getting a wrench on MATI, or a KF janny position. LOL. He was sucking up to Sean a couple of months ago too. Almost like he KNOWS the Rekieta train is gonna come off the rails soon.

Sorry Goody. Not everybody needs/wants a dick sucker in their corner. Not everybody needs a Gator. Only losers do. Maybe Mersh has an opening and can be your fallback position.

MFW the 'context' provided from Josh and KC is literally just @elb clips... So suddenly the commentary of people who watched LESS of the stream than @elb has MORE context...

Loooots of hypocrisy tonight.

"I dont like lawsuits. Waste of money, waste of court time when it could be for someone who actually needs it" - nick paraphrased.

Also nick and evs sneering on preston and lamonts pedo comic, mentioning vic king, when they both platforms vito the pedo.

Evs called out nicks degeneracy, telling him to cut that shit out and that it's not something people would want to hear from nick, in a banter kind of way, not aware that nick is being serious (that it's actually what he wanted to talk about). Nick looks slightly taken aback by evss reaction and tries to recover with "it's just a joke". I think this was about a buttplug tail.

All these people seem like snakes. Even when they are 'helping' and palling around, they are shitting on each other.

off to a great start: "Yes, yes, yes, the show is late, it's great... *shrug* It's probably because I'm just doing nothing... probably because I just don't care... Whatever the fuck you want it to be... doesn't matter what I say"

Not mad.

will be joined by EVS because Nick needs to catch up on the drama about "the Eric July situation"

I thought he was ignoring it and being the bigger man?

Nick feels like everyone he knows on Youtube has changed

When the common denominator is 'you', you might be the issue, but NO! The WORLD is wrong!

• When you set a schedule, not everybody in the world respects that schedule; seems very frustrated today
• Most of his reasons for being late are innocuous, but people assume the worst; everything will be great in three weeks when school ends

EVS: "What are you busy doing? You keep saying you're busy... doing what?"

Maybe don't come up with lame excuses? Also, don't do things that your butt buddy Aaron will talk about and confirm you skipping out on shows for?

"I still owe you a review of Cyberfrog.", EVS:"That's a little late."

Now he knows how his audience feels for the 24-hour streams, hot yoga stream, multitude of video series, 5k g(r)ift, and just a regular show schedule...

EVS is honest and doesn't care about burning bridges; Yellowflash seething (1h40m)

Nick doesn't burn bridges either!

Nick claims he "pulled back" on the sex talk, "I got too personal, I thought it was funny, get people to loosen up... it didn't work out that way" (1h54m)

But we told him in a 'faggy' way!

Nick has been working his whole life to get to a place where he doesn't have to work as hard and can just have fun (2h16m)

Nick talks about trial streams, doesn't like that other lawyers aren't working for free anymore (2h26m)

The blatant hypocrisy in these two statements. Nick wants others to work for him, so he does not have to. He probably thought that as a kid that the 'boss' doesn't work, and just has everyone do his work for him.

Elissa’s recent EVS clip and YT comments has reminded me: Pls pls in the new OP include his “partnah“ “hood nigga” rant at Eric where he says he grew up in the hood side by side with how he met Ty Beard when he managed Nick’s grandfathers estate when he died.

Imagine hearing your dad say this about your mom

The Eric July drama is not in the OP because the whole Dax/Vaedo/Eric situation was too long to explain and broke up the narrative flow.

The second post I am drafting now will include more complete mini-arc descriptions that were briefly outlined in the first post.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

In my experience provigil doesn't do any of that. It has zero recreational value. All it does is make you awake and alert but it doesn't make you feel good or chatty or amped up. Amphetamines on the other hand...

Yeah I agree with this. Modafinil's primary benefit over every other stimulant is how you can get the sharpness and energy without the euphoria, jitters, or other common stimulant side effects. Also it last 8 to 12 hours.

He is very obviously talking about amphetamines or cocaine.

 

[Bepis]

Nick: Eric July "loses his goddamn fucking mind" when being criticized; Dick just wanted to help out; "It's so weird" (2h4m)

I'm honestly more baffled by this than some of his incoherent ramblings. Was trying to incite a lawsuit his way of helping out? Or was him "helping out" when one of his pet retards urinated on a dead man's grave?

 

[AnOminous]

• off to a great start: "Yes, yes, yes, the show is late, it's great... *shrug* It's probably because I'm just doing nothing... probably because I just don't care... Whatever the fuck you want it to be... doesn't matter what I say"

What an arrogant cunt. Can't live up to the most simple obligations, and then is an utter douche like it's everyone else's fault for calling him on every broken promise. I hope the Sonichu demon sucks the canceraids out of Jim and gives it to Nick.

Nick claims he "pulled back" on the sex talk, "I got too personal, I thought it was funny, get people to loosen up... it didn't work out that way" (1h54m)

Did he forget he made rape jokes about his own kids just a couple days ago?

 

[Captain Manning]

MFW the 'context' provided from Josh and KC is literally just @elb clips... So suddenly the commentary of people who watched LESS of the stream than @elb has MORE context...

That's my point. What he's saying makes absolutely no sense. Everybody is using her "OuT oF conTExt CLips." Elb also doesn't provide much in the way of commentary, so they really can't go after her for that. So why shit on her, but give somebody like Josh a pass? (not that I think either of them should be shit on).

The only thing I can think of is he's mad that elb provides the material for people to shit all all over Nick, and has been a major force in helping the Rekieta ship sink further, but he wants to avoid agitating the commentators that use her clips. Like he wants to keep his options open should Nick totally fall on his ass and he becomes a masterless samurai guntguard.

At this point, I have to believe that the few remaining people in Nick's inner circle know very well what a hot mess Nick has become, and this isn't gonna end well, but they're just too chickenshit to admit that openly.

All these people seem like snakes. Even when they are 'helping' and palling around, they are shitting on each other.

I don't think EVS is wrong to tell him to knock off the degeneracy. In fact, more people should do that. It's been said countless times it might help Nick.

That said, it's funny EVS would say that as he's still palling around with the likes of Mint Salad, Riley, and Vito. You could either argue he's just a hypocrite, or you try to rationalize that Nick might legit be more insufferable than those three now.

The Eric July drama is not in the OP because the whole Dax/Vaedo/Eric situation was too long to explain and broke up the narrative flow.

When that lame-ass attempt at a Eric July thread was shut down, one of the moderators suggested that a general thread dedicated to all the spergs hating on July might be worthwhile. As it stands, that discussion is spread out over this thread, the CG thread, Dick's thread, and Vito's thread. It doesn't fit neatly into any one.

 

[Space Pope]

I don't think EVS is wrong to tell him to knock off the degeneracy. In fact, more people should do that. It's been said countless times it might help Nick.

It's certainly not wrong of EVS to say that. What is wrong is the way and the why. It is creepy and manipulative as fuck for EVS to say what he did last night with how his group is the only group that cares about him so he should ignore anyone else in his life. In those moments EVS comes across as Nick just being another trophy to put in his stable of people that bend the knee and he gets to control who they do and don't interact with. Thus why he was so upset about Nick even mildly defending Flash.

 

[Sharpeteer]

At this point, I have to believe that the few remaining people in Nick's inner circle know very well what a hot mess Nick has become, and this isn't gonna end well, but they're just too chickenshit to admit that openly.

That's very common. If you've ever had an alcoholic or addict in your family or circle of friends (especially grew up in a house with one), it's quite typical for them to try and pretend there's no problem at first, mostly they just don't want to admit to themselves that their family or their friend could possibly be "one of them" and that this could be "their life now." Seeing all this shit Nick and Kayla say/do isn't anything new, heard and seen it all before. Part of why it's so frustrating seeing all this and knowing how it ends, while people like that absolute nose guarde try and be pedantic about the fucking definition of context instead of dealing with the problem. He's clearly still in the very early stages of dealing with a friend(?) that has an addiction. One day he'll get there.

When that lame-ass attempt at a Eric July thread was shut down

I actually read that shit.

What a garbage pile. "I wanted a place we can just talk about July and not his detractors, so here's all of Dax and Vito's talking points and that's it."

Complete idiot.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Yes, yes, yes, the show is late, it's great... *shrug* It's probably because I'm just doing nothing... probably because I just don't care... Whatever the fuck you want it to be... doesn't matter what I say"

You have literally never provided evidence to the contrary so I think I will believe that, yes.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Eric July made one comment about Nick being a “non-practicing lawyer” and his mental state has never recovered. Not even after having a 5-6 hour drunken bitch for about it. That’s hilarious.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's certainly not wrong of EVS to say that. What is wrong is the way and the why. It is creepy and manipulative as fuck for EVS to say what he did last night with how his group is the only group that cares about him so he should ignore anyone else in his life. In those moments EVS comes across as Nick just being another trophy to put in his stable of people that bend the knee and he gets to control who they do and don't interact with. Thus why he was so upset about Nick even mildly defending Flash.

Ethan is floundering badly on the July front, so he is hoping that Nick sobers up and drops the degeneracy so that Nick can prove useful to him again in taking on the big bad black man that is making Comicsgate look like a total joke.

Yeah, I agree his motivation is selfish AF, but you could make the argument that what would benefit Ethan here might actually benefit Nick too.

I mean, FFS, what Ethan is trying to get him to do might be at least slightly more beneficial than the nervous dick sucking of a lot of other people and engaged in. Almost everybody else that still likes Nick is like "Nahhhh, he's fine," and then Nick buys into that and keeps spiraling.

Just my $0.02. I'm a HUGE critic of the people sperging about July, but a sober(ish) Nick doing that might be better than... whatever the fuck this disturbing shit he's doing now is called.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble can't compare to YT ( $550 ) tonight. He didn't do the cutoff to maximize the grift it seems. Nick(31197417) said 2 things: he was almost ready and a gofundme link.

Only going to post one rumble rant as i am lazy today: This was true at one point and i don't think it anymore. Nick is the content now.

EliePhant

The people giving you crap secretly want you to succeed.

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[Space Pope]

Ethan is floundering badly on the July front, so he is hoping that Nick sobers up and drops the degeneracy so that Nick can prove useful to him again in taking on the big bad black man that is making Comicsgate look like a total joke.

Yeah, I agree his motivation is selfish AF, but you could make the argument that what would benefit Ethan here might actually benefit Nick too.

I mean, FFS, what Ethan is trying to get him to do might be at least slightly more beneficial than the nervous dick sucking of a lot of other people and engaged in. Almost everybody else that still likes Nick is like "Nahhhh, he's fine," and then Nick buys into that and keeps spiraling.

Just my $0.02. I'm a HUGE critic of the people sperging about July, but a sober(ish) Nick doing that might be better than... whatever the fuck this disturbing shit he's doing now is called.

I don't disagree with you. My comment is mostly informed from EVS last night. I don't have the clips at hand from last night to prove this, maybe if Elissa or someone else saw these parts and agrees with the vibes I got they can share the timestamps. He just came across as super creepy and manipulative with his wording and talk about how only his group cares about him and wants him to do better--blanket statements of how he shouldn't talk to or interact with anyone else that isn't allowed inside EVS' controlled group chats. Then linking Nick's sobriety and not being a weirdo with sex talk to the importance of Eric July drama and other silliness instead of Nick's family or own career.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Younger Rekieta Kid's Testimony:

Older Rekieta Kid's Testimony:

I am elated that these kids haven't bought into the Book of Balldo and the false gospel his dad has certainly been preaching to them.

I can only imagine how infuriated Nick was to hear his kids reject his religious teachings

 

[keke]

The Eric July drama is not in the OP because the whole Dax/Vaedo/Eric situation was too long to explain and broke up the narrative flow.

The second post I am drafting now will include more complete mini-arc descriptions that were briefly outlined in the first post.

Sorry not sure what you mean, not in the OP whatsoever or upcoming in a second draft? Shame, feel like it was a turning point for a lot of people and could fit decently in its own chapter. Don’t need the whole saga just the Eric stuff, it’s his best rant. Do what you think is best ofc