Wow, never thought I'd see her mentioned here. She's a pooner before it became popular but she doesn't hate TERFs so I think they might have a falling out. Unless her views have significantly changed.
Even if your life path pains or annoys me, you are my tribe – the drug-addicted street queen, the autistic tranny nerd with no social skills, the FNT – fucking neurotic transsexual – who is damaged into insanity by a harsh world – you are all my tribe. Even if you hate me, even if you think that I’m a loon, you are all my tribe. I serve you all, whenever you ask, as long as you acknowledge this in yourself.
You can't tell me she didn't see the trans and autism connection before research did.
Here's her requirements for readings, you have to go there in person, unless it's an astrological reading:
Also their plants are routinely rife with listeria and other health code violations. Gorl is gonna die. So punk to keel over from capitalism flavored ice cream
Oh yea? I honestly don't know, I assumed she'd always been fat. Even though she's a kind of weird fat. Like fat the way a slovenly middle aged man is fat, kind of all in the trunk with weirdly spindly limbs.
I also assumed she must have been in order to get turned down for the peace corps - which hasn't got quite as stringent phsycial requirements as the regular forces but it would certainly be robust enough.
But that entirely depends on what exact level of bullshit her interest in it ever was, and how far, if at all, her application got. Might be a total never happened mom starter situation-
But she does mention it more than once just in that selection of emails.
Not being fat in high-school makes her gleeful embrace of the notion of disability and chronic illness even odder.
You think, short of having any real significant problems that you'd come to it by means of being a lump throughout basically the whole of your recent living memory. That is somehow even lamer to not be fat then, but to have ended up like this..
Oh yea? I honestly don't know, I assumed she'd always been fat. Even though she's a kind of weird fat. Like fat the way a slovenly middle aged man is fat, kind of all in the trunk with weirdly spindly limbs.
I also assumed she must have been in order to get turned down, the peace corps hasn't got quite as stringent phsycial requirements as the regular forces but it would certainly be robust enough.
Depending on what exact level of bullshit her interest in it ever was, and how far, if at all, her application got.
But she does mention it more than once just in that selection of emails.
Not being fat in high-school makes her gleeful embrace of the notion of disability and chronic illness even odder.
You think, short of having any real significant problems that you'd come to it by means of being a lump throughout basically your whole more recent living memory. That is somehow even lamer to not be fat then, but to have ended up like this..
She said she was on some kind of sport team in high school. Track and field or something? I think there's a picture of her from when she was younger in the thread somewhere, she isn't a skinny minnie but she's normal sized. Certainly not a sad potato like she is now.
Getting a tattoo involves having money, ability to commit to something, and a tolerance for pain. All of those things are too much work for Steph the Pest, who would rather spend her time pretending to have an imaginary harem and being smelly.
True, but it's even less likely than all that. Because it also involves physically walking into a room of confident, capable, often snobby and curmudgeonly people, with loud music playing, who will very much fearlessly flip you shit if you say anything retarded. And they're almost always men, and they will be touching you.
Stephanie can hardly order an ice cream cone. She is too chicken to make real graffiti so she once just kind of left a patch on the back stoop of a business she was vaguely offended by (a gun store), and the patch had some indecipherable word salad that was too tangential for anyone in store to ever feel targeted by.
There's no WAY she's going into a tattoo shop alone with $300-600 to burn and being at the mercy of those dudes lol. If she did, she'd leave in tears before she even put down a deposit.
Do not tell me that her having a tattooed artwork she provided herself would not be hilarious and the absolute best gift ever. Ignore the cost + pain + after care. It’d be fucking funny.
Regardless, those emails make me sick. I could ramble for paragraphs about it. In a lighthearted note, she sucks at roleplaying and has been shoehorning her ideals into real people since 2011 at least. Since when the hell was Michael Jackson Buddhist? Did I actually miss something? Am I trying to make sense of something that is impossible to make sense of?
Always a conundrum.
Also, I’m kind of sad we missed the anniversary of this thread. It started April 30th, 2018… been so long.
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I’m getting screencaps together because I have some snark I need to get out
never a single thought in that loaf’s head and I still laugh at “marginally famous” like he didn’t even have 1k followers
→ “hey white people, don’t do this please to other white people”
→ staph, a white people: oh I just tell white people shop owners! it’s fine!
absolute dissonance
that doesn’t make sense because OP is saying they liked it before you did
not that the thing was made 100 years ago
how is she this fucking stupid constantly?
her @-ing staff as it that actually does anything, especially on tumblr
fucking boomer “I liked it in the old days”
and how does she not “connect” when most of her favorite songs and shit are from the last 10 years?
ew
how does she not have a pee fetish this is all she fucking posts???
rebelling in your 20s is actually pretty normal until you hit 26-ish… because you stop physically/mentally developing finally.
Staph, you’re rebelling now as a 35yo. And you’ve been a freak since at least 2011 when you groomed children by pretending to channel Michael Jackson.
Literally, how is nothing wrong with you? Everything is.
thought this was a band but ig it’s a movie? I don’t know pop-culture, man. Staph’s the only pop-media I pay attention to.
anyway, whoever lives in Endicott: look for the tubby druid waddling around the theatre, please.
edit before I sleep: siggy video
barely purring, honestly, and god she pets that cat stupidly
another video
I don’t know why this is a video. It’s dead silent, Siggy barely moves her head. This could have been a photo.
She said she was on some kind of sport team in high school. Track and field or something? I think there's a picture of her from when she was younger in the thread somewhere, she isn't a skinny minnie but she's normal sized. Certainly not a sad potato like she is now.
that doesn’t make sense because OP is saying they liked it before you did
not that the thing was made 100 years ago
how is she this fucking stupid constantly?
Hey, good news is you can pick up a talharpa/tagelharpa for $180 on eBay, although the bow is separate.
But if she thinks she can manage a bowed instrument, she has no excuses for not tackling the standard-issue FtM ukulele. There are supposed to be bardic revels in the god-damn municipal park this summer!
She obviously wasn't the brighest crayon in the shed in her school days either, but it still startles me every time to reminded how normal her level of special was. There's a parallel universe where she didn't become... this, and remained a completely average person (and therein lies the problem, she can stand anything but her own mediocrity to the point she'd rather revel in her weird piss fixation than just work a normal job at Dunkin five days a week).
Was she a natural redhead? It can be difficult to tell. A lot of redheads turn blonde or brunette in their twenties. My stepsister faded to strawberry blonde in her midtwenties and has been refusing to admit that she dyes for the past thirty years.
Troon logic in action - thinking that having some tomboyish tendencies as a child means she was always kweer. They always do this, cherry pick parts of their childhood to justify their current gender madness, when the reality is not every little girl is always content to wear a frilly frock and twirl around. (Likewise with boys who might play around with their mum's makeup - again, totally normal kid behaviour, doesn't mean they have a "female brain".)
She wasn't drop dead gorgeous as a teenager but was certainly prettier than she is now. In her pics from high school she seems like the typical quiet, unassuming kid, nerdy even, the long hair suits her and apart from the slightly goofy smile she does you wouldn't necessarily pick up that she's got some sort of disability. She's certainly chosen to play up the whole "I'm soooooo disabled I can't even work" thing as she's gotten older. Folks, this is why you keep your kids off Tumblr. It's likely her social work degree played a role in her brainwashing too, from what I've heard they like to sneak in a lot of gender ideology and intersectional bullshit, even back then it was a problem as universities are where this nonsense all began.
It blows my mind how she has zero reading comprehension to the level of a child or retard. She skims a post just to pick a word to give her a writing prompt to talk about herself. She should be embarrassed. She looks like an absolute fool.
She read that humorous hipster-esque post: 'I have liked things for 100 years' as 'I like things from 100 years ago' so she could one-up them by claiming she likes an instrument older than that.
Someone posts 'whiteys stop speaking on our behalf' and she admits she does, just because she wants to virtue signal.
Someone posts 'people who don't like rap are racist' then she says she doesn't like rap because she doesn't like modern music (??) even though Rammstein and Ghost are modern bands who sing about violent and sexual subjects (more so Rammstein). #too plastic - both of those bands are all about aesthetics.
I love those young photos of Staph. That severe bowl cut is ridiculous, but it lives on in that purple hair one at the bottom. That one really is 'Tumblr - before and after.' Don't do it kids. Not even once.
So... Do it?
Oh right, you want them to beg.
The one time someone pops up, actually addressing her, actually about her pet interest, and she is happy to maybe later it?
Oh it's another self ask isn't it.
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So... Do it?
Oh right, you want them to beg.
The one time someone pops up, actually addressing her, actually about her pet interest, and she is happy to maybe later it?
Oh it's another self ask isn't it.
