Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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And just as I settle in for bed, the piggish queer of milwaukee delivers more giggles to see me to my dreams.
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EDIT: the cawntext is just....so fucking fat
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Judge Holden said:
For those who question why fat is an A tier cow, take note of how he managed to turn fucking lawn chairs into cawntent
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Imagine causing a complete shitstorm, when a simple explanation of how you got the chairs back would have put it all to bed.

Patrick is great because he hasn't learned to pick his battles. He's so fucking dumb.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Imagine causing a complete shitstorm, when a simple explanation of how you got the chairs back would have put it all to bed.

Patrick is great because he hasn't learned to pick his battles. He's so fucking dumb.
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His reaction confirms it. Calling Jax in for support locks it for me.
He got caught in (another) gayop, and is trying for the nuclear option when getting caught.


I love his story about how the chairs were returned.

"... even gave us a card, which was a lovely touch." What horseshit. The only thing missing is:
"and then, all the neighbors clapped, and lifted me on their shoulders".
 
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Orange Rhymer said:
Hey Jackie,

Explain how you are unemployable in an age where any Person of (poo) Color can get $100k being a 2x token?

Better yet, explain how Biden shitcanned your ass. WTF did you do?
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Jackie Singh: The only she-pajeet known to science who could walk buck-ass nude through the most shit slicked Uttar Pradesh slum after midnight during the official rape week celebrations and receive neither touch nor glance as the swarms of horny poos around her suddenly remember they had a street to designate on the other side of town

PS2 Nishiki said:
Get ready, kids! Coming to KiwiFarms Jr. is Patrick Pig! Join Fatrick and friends on his adventures as he fights the stalker childs all over the state of Wisconsin. Stay tuned for more episodes!
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Nigger please I cant stawp sneeding....those fucking pig squeals......i gotta sleep
 
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Markorian said:
Hold on, so he's saying the chairs were returned on the 17th now? There HAVE to be posts from late on the 17th as well as the entire 18th that contradict this, where he's still "looking" for them.
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Archive:
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Archives:

Unfortunately all three appear ambiguous:

The ads are no help either, his last one was on the 16th
 
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Lt. H. DuBois said:
What Pokémon ass retard wears fingerless gloves?
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Aside from cyclists? Shooters, people who do things that require better dexterity. I wear fingerless gloves for 3 Gun, you need fine control over the trigger and its easier to reload shells faster, or top off magazines when you need. Competitions go down to fractions of a second splits, fumbling with gloves over your fingers slows you down but gloved palms help with grip when your palms get sweaty.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Aside from cyclists? Shooters, people who do things that require better dexterity. I wear fingerless gloves for 3 Gun, you need fine control over the trigger and its easier to reload shells faster, or top off magazines when you need. Competitions go down to fractions of a second splits, fumbling with gloves over your fingers slows you down but gloved palms help with grip when your palms get sweaty.
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They're probably good for skateboarding and roller skating, pretty much any situation where you might belly flop onto pavement and mangle your palms.
 
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AnOminous said:
They're probably good for skateboarding and roller skating, pretty much any situation where you might belly flop onto pavement and mangle your palms.
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Working on car engines. Not having the finger tips help with not dropping nuts and bolts. But it's usually just your thumb, index, and third finger not covered past the last joint.

You could ask pat about it but he would have fuck all idea what I am talking about.
 
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I know there's still deniers out there, but ain't no way Patrick didn't fake those SWATs. Sure, some of them were probably real, but he's responsible for many if not the majority. Simply no way he isn't..

Also, there is no way he is not fat by any medical standard.
 
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skol said:
The chairs have a very unusual shape. The backrest leans back and seat is so low to the ground. All cuts are so rugged and planks thick. Almost as if somebody designed them to support a considerable weight. Could it be that Pat is… fat? 🤔
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Adirondack chairs are the worst. They're at the wrong angle to comfortably lie down in, but you can't sit up comfortably in them because of the upward angle of the front section. And they're always put in locations where lying down would be awkward (like around a fire pit) and it's more appropriate to sit up. Whoever stole those abominations was doing Patrick a favor.

Also, they're so low to the ground they must be hell for fat people to climb out of.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Aside from cyclists? Shooters, people who do things that require better dexterity. I wear fingerless gloves for 3 Gun, you need fine control over the trigger and its easier to reload shells faster, or top off magazines when you need. Competitions go down to fractions of a second splits, fumbling with gloves over your fingers slows you down but gloved palms help with grip when your palms get sweaty.
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Computer work also applies here. Good luck trying to type with regular gloves.
 
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