Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

"i have no balance and i must double chuck"

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I am not kidding!

YES YOU WERE!

 

[Lost in Place420]

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Lyrics:

I'm Mr. Bossmanjack, I'm high on crack
I'm gonna call Derrick, I’ve got his money back

Rats call me gamba addict
I fucked all their moms
I’m gonna win it big
Let's fucking go!

He's Mr. Bossmanjack, He's high on crack
(Fuck my life!)
He's gonna gamba some, He's due to win it back

Rats call me gamba addict
Cause I fucked their moms
Cmon, juice me up
It's never enough

Oh, Evil Eddie at his desk
Lookin’ at that ol’ switch
Now don’t you dare you fucking rat
And your mom is a bitch

He's Mr. Bossmanjack, He's high on crack
(Fuck my life!)
He's Mr. Lost it all, He's Mr. Lossmanjack

I’m gonna fuck a-dude!
I just lost it all
Eddie is a rigger
Fuck my fucking life

Spoiler: theme

I had to makes some changes to the lyrics to get passed some shitty moderation

 

[moocow]

the settlement was for some questionable lawsuit.

If it really was just $50k, odds are it was a standard procedure "hit by a drunk driver with state-minimums liability insurance, no serious injury" lawsuit with an ambulance chaser for a lawyer.

It's one hell of a grift. Lawyer refers client to a quack who does a minimal exam, declares "needs physical therapy," gives a couple half-assed massages and calls it good. Lawyer sues drunk driver's insurance company once police reports are available, alleging "pain and suffering." Both sides automatically settle out-of-court for the max payout the state minimum provides (usually between $30k and $50k), keeping actual legal costs to a minimum. Practically no actual negotiation occurs. If it was any more automated, the courts would just fast-track it directly to cut out the middlemen.

Lawyer gets 1/3rd, quack gets 1/3rd, "victim" gets the rest. BTW: never go with an attorney who works on contingency, folks. That's the pay structure you're dealing with if you do.

So maybe this one got lucky and the drunk had better-than-minimum insurance or something, or the insurance company settled for a higher amount to avoid litigation over legitimate injuries.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

I had to makes some changes to the lyrics to get passed some shitty moderation

I like how Suno pronounced "Rigger" as "Nigger"

Don't know if it's been mentioned here yet but the video of Austin going off on that tranny has been posted on /r/girlgamers

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlGamers/comments/1cvwfso/trying_to_exist_as_a_woman_in_cs_tw_harrassment/

>obligatory "suck dick for cock" joke

 

[Lost in Place420]

I like how Suno pronounced "Rigger" as "Nigger"

It actually didn't. I had to type nrigger. I figured since it was only doing blues being song by black guys through a carbon mic it would roll through with out the R and it did.

 

[Juhlonduss]

I have gotten good nigger results from Suno with "nihgurr", btw. They still haven't added it to the moderation filter. Oddly enough, some of the hardest lines for me to get through Suno moderation were "I fucking hate riggers" and anything to do with fucking moms. I think I went through 4 different phonetic spellings of the word "hate" before I got it to go through.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

I have gotten good nigger results from Suno with "nihgurr", btw

rare image of Juhlonduss avoiding rogue AI in its determination to never hear the word "nigger" again

a Keno Chat enjoyer had this to say
"he never stopped not giving up"

 

[Gil_Ga_Mesh]

Intercepted some DM's from that stalker guy to Bossman. Going frame by frame as he scrolled through them pretty quick. But here's my personal favorite so far.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Intercepted some DM's from that stalker guy to Bossman. Going frame by frame as he scrolled through them pretty quick. But here's my personal favorite so far.

Bossman was talking about him during a post-felt chat session earlier.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

GAY HOBO ARC LETS FUCKING GO!

 

[Avenue]

Bossman is currently live from his crack den with his play date jannie Justin.
They're true homies at first meet, already sharing vapes and the $600 bong with each other

Justin brought his bluetooth speaker to blast the tunes at 7am in the Curtis household.
Now he will have to suck dick for rent if he want some of that bossmom cooking later.

 

[Kees H]

This is gayer than the avg Keffals stream, and that says a lot. They "talked" for two hours before they went on stream together, it's just so super ultra gay.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Savagebros not like this, why are we getting cucked so?

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Justin there will come a time when you will want to sweep it up for Bossman
but Bossman will have taken your broom
you will tell us of the crack den hoping to be accepted, and then you will be laughed at
-the future

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Somebody's head is going through that door today

 

[troonshine]

 

[Collections Agent]

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Bossman is currently live from his crack den with his play date jannie Justin.
They're true homies at first meet, already sharing vapes and the $600 bong with each other

Justin brought his bluetooth speaker to blast the tunes at 7am in the Curtis household.
Now he will have to suck dick for rent if he want some of that bossmom cooking later.

It's wild that BMJ will still ban him if he's on a crack bender and the mod types '?' responding to someone else in chat

 

[Avenue]

In da cribb with the homie.

As a token of friendship, a pair of ill fitting shoes is offered.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

In da cribb with the homie.
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As a token of friendship, a pair of ill fitting shoes is offered.
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bong hits and wave runners is the wigger equivalent of wining and dining