Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mindlessobserver]

Dead to rights?

Its a term to mean that the State has you in their power and you have become its plaything. We use it as a colloquial term that means "You are got and there is no escape", but it is actually derived from the justice system. When you are "Dead to Rights", it means you can make whatever legal argument possible, raise any procedural issue, and assert any right under the law, and none of it will matter. You are so provably guilty that there is no Right you can fall upon as a technicality to save your hide.

Rekieta is without question "Dead to Rights", and you could see this in the hearing today as the judge magnanimously entertained and ignored his 8th amendment claim, as well as let him talk with his co defendant as if he was legitimately an attorney. Setting aside the issues that raises for the actual trial judge. The Judge legitimately had no care what issues Rekieta raised with regards to his rights because nothing he raised mattered. He was quite literally "dead" to them.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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His lawyer, yet the single smartest comment response anyone in his circle has posted. Good take, and I hope you get your money.

 

[hesaback]

He's a pastor who did a public service and should be given a medal.

I hope Nick gets raped and murdered in prison.

Very probably, yes.

Hey, I've not seen you since the last Samaritans training session. You are nearly there my friend. A voice that helps when facing the void.

 

[Fapcop]

Also: What are the odds of Nick going full grift and do a fundraising stream for “legal defense”?


Also: Fuck that “But addiction changes people!” Crap.

Don’t know how close my fellow kiwis have been to drug addiction, but while some people turn to monsters, there are plenty of addicts who have never stolen anything from their loved ones, and didn’t let their addiction turn them into total shitbags.

 

[EggImpregnator]

To add to that, I would be filled with sadistic joy if she doesn't just mention it, but asks him to explain what the fuck he meant.

"Well you see your honor, the idea was to have you insert a liquor bottle into your vaginal cavity, turn upside down to fill the cavity with liquor, use your immense kegel muscles to retain the liquor in your vaginal cavity, then spray said liquor through your vagina into my mouth. Please look at exhibit 69 I submitted into evidence, the photo of me with a liquor bottle shoved into my rectum. That's sort of the rough idea bit with your vagina."

 

[Burd Turglar]

Apologies if I'm late and gay but is Kayla out too? I can't keep up.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Apologies if I'm late and gay but is Kayla out too? I can't keep up.

Yes she is.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

"Well you see your honor, the idea was to have you insert a liquor bottle into your vaginal cavity, turn upside down to fill the cavity with liquor, use your immense kegel muscles to retain the liquor in your vaginal cavity, then spray said liquor through your vagina into my mouth. Please look at exhibit 69 I submitted into evidence, the photo of me with a liquor bottle shoved into my rectum. That's sort of the rough idea bit with your vagina."

*Smacks gavel*
"Death sentence"

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Very probably, yes.

Personally, I think it'll be waived at one point. Assuming the jury won't horsetrade...
The drugs are in the master bed (his kids probably don't have access), April was a "visitor". So regardless of the jury trial one of them is either going to have to admit to being the one possessing it in order for the jury to return a guilty verdict for both of them. But I think short of proving April brought all that in while they were unaware (good luck) or a technicality he's in a world of shit, as Pvt Pyle would say.

@Null can we get a new poll:
What will be the final verdict for Nick Rekieta, his wife and the side hoe?
1) All Not guilty after jury trial
2) Pleads out.
3) Nick guilty , others walk.
4) Nick not guilty, other two guilty.
4) All Guilty with death penalty by balldo imposed after final appeal to SCOTUS

 

[RodgerDodger]

Maybe the older Kiwis can answer: was the minute-by-minute excitement and speculation we got out of this what it was like during the OJ car chase?

Pretty much. It really was the first major example of the public seeing the law in real time.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Rekieta is without question "Dead to Rights", and you could see this in the hearing today as the judge magnanimously entertained and ignored his 8th amendment claim, as well as let him talk with his co defendant as if he was legitimately an attorney. Setting aside the issues that raises for the actual trial judge. The Judge legitimately had no care what issues Rekieta raised with regards to his rights because nothing he raised mattered. He was quite literally "dead" to them.

incredibly informative that was the impression I got with the judge that he was humoring nick to get him out of his sight asap. Nick gets out with a "nailed it" feeling and the judge doesn't have to waste more time with a drugged out wacko and his novel legal theories

 

[Historical Strelkov]

This fucking week in Rekieta has been wild. My only quibble is by locking up LOTY he’s robbed the contest of any competition.

We need an Intercontinental title because Rekieta has the Universal championship right now.

What you do is you mix equal parts coffee with that over low heat with a whisk or fork, and that's how you make red eye gravy.

my heart hurt for a second after reading that.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

On the (very kino) Kino Casino stream, Josh said that "I only got arrested because my prescription wasn't in the bottle" is a very common druggie cope. I would concur that it is an extremely common cope or excuse for getting arrested.

The reason why it is illegal to have controlled medications in your possession outside of their packaging is because there is no way to tell if:

1. they are actually prescribed to you
2. you didn't just buy them off the street
3. you intend to sell them on the street

No one will give a shit if you have amlodipine loose in your pocket, but they will if you've got Klonopin, hydrocodone, or Suboxone in sitting in a ziploc bag in the glove compartment. We hear this cope from people at work all the time. Most recently I heard that they had the pills in their wallet so they could take them at work because the packaging (a small, skinny box) "was too big to put anywhere." Now we know the origins of the charges so it doesn't matter anymore, but this is yet another reason why the coping and sneeding from Rackets ballwashers about why he caught charges is so pathetic.

I also agree they will end up getting off lightly. Despite what people (stoners usually) want you to believe, the justice system generally tries to give druggies 50 million second chances. They also really really want to give kids back to bio parents.

 

[PositiveHatred]

You know, I didn't realize until now the irony of the pastor that supposedly molests kids every day according to Nick was the one that reported their endangerment from him to the state.

Maybe he asked Nick questions and was looking out for the kids and that made Nick be a resentful ass about pastors

 

[GoudaChris]

Hell yeah Nick! I hope you read this. All these incel prudes are wrong about everything. You’re riding high and at the peak of your successful comedy career. Keep getting torched on stream, your friends and family were only holding you back bro

 

[Glowie]

YouTube lawyers.

Which reminds me of Joe Adler from Beavis and, who is a certified retard, who got his ass arrested for fraud and jailed.

 

[goh]

WHOA is that the document of the "mandatory reporter" who reported the drugs there? because the back of the page clear shows it's some dude named Melin
"oops"

Yes, it got buried. I'm trying to make out the text behind "DETAILS" but it's hard. What I'm reading is:

born in 2007 in c[...]ge, MELIN was unsure if that M[...]s[...] or not. MELIN advised that nobody told him [....] possible neglect and/or drug use. There was zero reports of any physicalor sexual abuse and that the kids were not in any immediate danger at the time of the arrest.

 

[Jump]

. On the other hand, there's nothing that suggests the presence of an immediate danger that couldn't have waited for Nick to drive 3 blocks back home to see the warrant.

Except for the fact there are tweekers in the house with the kids and they had an AR.
Just because nick refused to give them the door code doesn't mean they have to wait. They had a warrant. They where going in with or with out baldo's approval.

 

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Why did April get off with nothing? She was their partner in crime.

Nick saved her by saying she was a houseguest and not a roommate. And she almost definitely went state's evidence.

What difference does it make? Nick's involved in coke dealer hardcore, has money, and could get a gun today, right now, from one of his dealers for a few hundred.

His dealer has almost definitely told him if he calls him again he'll kill him. Nick's going to be tracked 24x7 for the next month or two. Those cops are going to want to know who gave the idiot trust fund lawyer manwhore 26 grams of coke.

After his dad has been in prison for several years, once little Christian Rekieta now a young man decides to finally clean up his dad’s old glooning dungeon. When in a miscellaneous drawer, he happens upon… a medallion.

THE medallion.

Chris Chan Rekieta

Circa 2050. Chris Chan Rekieta is living quietly with his elderly mother in a trailer park somewhere. The other Racketspawn have moved on. Most unsuccessfully, but one of his siblings is a doctor. Chris Chan Rekieta hasn't taken the medallion off since early 2028. When people try, he claws and bites and then self harms until they give it back.

A door opens, and an elderly, dementia ridden Kayla looks up from her bed. The years, and the cocaine, and latter the meth, have not been kind. "Nick? Is that you?"

Nick hasn't been around since the second trial, decades ago. Never represent yourself. But no one tells Nick what to do.

A crack of thunder. Chris Chan Rekieta's grin is illuminated in the darkness. A voice rings out, echoing between the haunted voice of an adult child abuse victim and a king amongst retards.

"Finally, a boyfriend free girl."

Somewhere, a pickle suit stirs.

 

[Spedestrian]

As someone who is not a cokehead, how much is 25 grams?

That's 25 grams of fucked. Were they down that bad? I can't tell if 25 grams is a common amount for a dealer because that legit sounds like a scar face amount of cocaine for a recreational user. I'm ignorant to its effects and how it feels/how much is a general amount to feel its effects.

It's a whole bunch. An ounce is less than 30 grams. If I remember correctly from college, a stupid fat line of coke is half a gram.

25 grams really isn't that much coke, at least not for multiple regular users. The average person who does coke occasionally and wants to party with a few friends for a night will usually pick up an eight ball, which is 1/8th of an ounce or 3.5g. So 25 grams is enough for a few people to go on a week long coke bender, or to party hard on the weekends for a month. If they're frequent users with a tolerance, they'd burn through it faster than that.

Don't get me wrong, anyone with that much coke is absolutely a degenerate, but it's not really a crazy Scarface drug dealer amount of coke to have. Nick probably picked up an ounce (28g) because that's significantly cheaper than buying an eight ball at a time, and he knew he'd burn through it eventually. Sounds like he just got it, partied for a night with his wife and his sidepiece, and then got popped with the remaining 25g.